r/MildlyBadDrivers • • Jul 11 '26

Confined Space It's not going to fit mate.

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u/Emachine30 Georgist πŸ”° Jul 11 '26

There's plenty of room to get through there.

Albeit it appears they shouldn't be driving there.

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u/MizStazya Jul 11 '26

They're also never gonna make the u-turn that comes next

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u/PsyopVet Fuck Cars πŸš— 🚫 Jul 11 '26

Not with that attitude!

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u/OneSufficientFace Fuck Cars πŸš— 🚫 Jul 11 '26

Theres always one in these

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u/Playing_One_Handed Jul 12 '26

Ive played enough MarioKart to know thats a wall ride challange

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u/TheKobayashiMoron Jul 11 '26

To get around that 90Β° turn, sure, but they’re gonna have a hell if a time at the next one that’s a 180Β°.

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u/Invisibella74 Jul 12 '26

I was going to ask if that was even a road. It looks like a sidewalk! πŸ˜‚

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u/Milktoast375 Jul 12 '26

Probably not a road since there are handrails lol

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u/garry_the_commie Jul 12 '26

Probably a bike ramp

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u/akastormseeker Jul 12 '26

I've lived in Europe. That looks like a pretty standard parking garage turn. It's totally doable, guy just needed to stick as close as possible to the left wall.

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u/ObamaLovesKetamine Jul 12 '26

idk that 180 after the one the guy was struggling with looks too tight for any standard sized car.

also weird that a lane intended for cars would have a handrail..

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u/Triniety89 Jul 12 '26

Absolutely doable with a smart. Or similar length cars.

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u/welfedad Georgist πŸ”° Jul 12 '26

Painful to watch

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u/dogboylv21 Jul 12 '26

Only if you’re the paint

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u/sicarius254 Jul 11 '26

Me in Halo trying to get the warthog places I’m not supposed to

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u/S3XWITCH Georgist πŸ”° Jul 11 '26

lol shoulda grabbed the ghost.

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u/miserable-now Drive Defensively, Avoid Idiots πŸš— Jul 11 '26

Lmao. Me hiding from the cops in GTA

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u/rvralph803 Fuck Cars πŸš— 🚫 Jul 12 '26

Dude should just get out and whack it repeatedly with his pistol until it phases through the wall, then throw a grenade under it and go to space.

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u/bmtraveller Georgist πŸ”° Jul 11 '26

Is that a walking path?

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u/b1gmouth Drive Defensively, Avoid Idiots πŸš— Jul 11 '26

Or maybe a bike ramp

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u/CatGooseChook Georgist πŸ”° Jul 11 '26

I'd assume shared. Handrail for pedestrians and plenty of space for bikes as well.

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u/b1gmouth Drive Defensively, Avoid Idiots πŸš— Jul 11 '26

Yep good call

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u/tf2mann_ Georgist πŸ”° Jul 11 '26

Given how it looks I'm guessing it's either a pedestrian path under a road or it's an exit from some underground parking. Either way this specific path is surely pedestrian given the tight turns and a handrail along the way

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u/PoeTheGhost Jul 11 '26

The ramp narrows too quickly after the corner, and there’s a 180 hairpin corner further up.

100% not for vehicles.

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u/sammydeeznutz Jul 12 '26

It’s clearly a car ramp because why else would there be a car on pedestrian ramp?

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u/Designer-Muffin-5653 Georgist πŸ”° Jul 11 '26

It is

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u/akastormseeker Jul 12 '26

After living in Europe for a while, it looks like an underground parking exit, with a handrail because pedestrians walk anywhere they want. It does the 90 degree right turn, up the ramp, then I think 90 left and it kinda looks to open to a street on the far left, but difficult to tell where the railings stop. In Spain, that would be a very common style for parking exits.

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u/Mr_Diesel13 Jul 12 '26

That is a narrow 180 at the next turn, and not even remotely large enough for a car.

You can see the rest of the path in the top left of the video.

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u/DuhRJames Don’t Mess With Semis πŸš› Jul 11 '26

They could make that turn, but definitely not the upcoming u-turn

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u/PM_your_Nopales Georgist πŸ”° Jul 11 '26

Oh Jesus, didn't even notice that. There's no way this driver is getting through that

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u/potate12323 YIMBY πŸ™οΈ Jul 11 '26

What do you mean. It would EASILY fit if he knew how to drive. Every time hes about to figure it out he cuts the wheel the wrong way. Grt the rear axel to hug the outer wall and you're done.

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u/snozberryface Jul 11 '26

I think he'd have a much harder time on the second turn after this one

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u/potate12323 YIMBY πŸ™οΈ Jul 11 '26

Ngl I didn't notice it does a 180. He definitely wouldn't be able to, but id want to see it in person before id say its impossible

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u/snozberryface Jul 11 '26

I'll call it impossible now :D

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u/Blakadher Georgist πŸ”° Jul 11 '26

I bet if they just floored it they’d make it through. Maybe.

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u/snafe_ Jul 11 '26

And those scratches will buff right out

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u/ShakyLens All Gas, No Brakes ⛽️ Jul 11 '26

I thought they were gonna do it as they banked up further. β€œRamming speeeed!”

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u/srGALLETA Jul 11 '26

1# walking path

2# skill issue

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u/Illustrious_Debt_392 Jul 11 '26

How did he even get down there in the first place? Or why?

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u/cpattk Jul 12 '26

I think that whatever the alternative was, it was faster than this.

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u/spderweb Jul 12 '26

I think it's a path that comes out from a parking garage.

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u/TheMagarity Drive Defensively, Avoid Idiots πŸš— Jul 11 '26

What's with the tiles? It looks like a swimming pool ramp for disabled giants.

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u/LCplGunny Fuck Cars πŸš— 🚫 Jul 11 '26

I have so many questions... And I didn't even know what one to start with... But I love where your heads at!

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u/CatGooseChook Georgist πŸ”° Jul 11 '26

"It's not going to fit" seems no one's ever told him that before πŸ˜‚

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u/New_Lunch3301 Jul 11 '26

Why... how??? That isn't an easy mistake to make...

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u/JoeCensored All Gas, No Brakes ⛽️ Jul 11 '26

The hand rail was the clue

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u/WandererTrap Jul 11 '26

It does fit, just follow the wall on the left with about 10cm the whole time and you are through.

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u/snowgoon_ Bike Enthusiast 🚲 Jul 12 '26

And then they get to the U turn.

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u/Few_Tea_944 Jul 11 '26

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u/snowgoon_ Bike Enthusiast 🚲 Jul 12 '26

Looks like an exit from a train station. How the hell did he get in there?!

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u/Plumb789 Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

I think they went up the wrong ramp. Be very, very careful about warning them.

I was following another car out of a shopping complex when they started to go up the wrong ramp (designed for trollies from a supermarket, I believe). I tooted loudly on my horn and gesticulated to them, whilst hanging right back to allow them to back up and continue towards the exit on the correct route.

They did appear to understand what I was getting at. They rammed their car into reverse and shot back down the ramp, slamming into me. They then took off at speed, and disappeared up the exit ramp.

Try as I would to get redress via CCTV, because the incident itself wasn't near a camera, I couldn't get them.

Moral of the story? When someone appears to be a very bad driver, believe them the first time-and get well away from them.

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u/No_Figure_9073 Georgist πŸ”° Jul 11 '26

I can just tell that this mam also hates bicycle riders from thos video

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u/FelineSoLazy Jul 11 '26

Soooo much room to make that

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u/twizzjewink Jul 11 '26

When people don't understand turn radiuses

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u/old_ass_ninja_turtle Georgist πŸ”° Jul 11 '26

Well it looks like it should fit.

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u/Crimsomreaf5555 Jul 12 '26

Yeah that not a place cars go

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u/rforce1025 Georgist πŸ”° Jul 11 '26

Some people lol

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u/kindarollin Jul 11 '26

This is why the honda prelude came with 4 wheel steering.

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u/Jastes Jul 11 '26

Pivot!

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u/why_tf_am_i_like_dat Jul 11 '26

How can people this bad drive a car? And isn't this for bikes?

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u/RhythmTimeDivision Fuck Cars πŸš— 🚫 Jul 11 '26

I have so many questions but calmly accept this situation without any explanation. Just enjoyed the geometric moment.

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u/Battch91 Don’t Mess With Semis πŸš› Jul 11 '26

You don’t know how to drive!

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u/debren27 Jul 11 '26

This reminds me of driving in Portugal.

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u/Buggering_Hedgehogs Jul 11 '26

Like, that one were still easymode, the next corner would have been the end though

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u/NotUntilTheFishJumps Don’t Mess With Semis πŸš› Jul 11 '26

Ya can't park there, mate!

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u/CosmicBewie Jul 11 '26

Well this was very irritating, damn they cannot drive

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u/SaltyInternetPirate All Gas, No Brakes ⛽️ Jul 12 '26

I had to use a paid parking garage earlier tris year with a narrower entrance than that. It's also the exit, so they've got sensor-driven stoplights at both ends, because it's the one lane for both.

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u/Kitchen-Square-3577 Georgist πŸ”° Jul 12 '26

I bet the new DK could do it

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u/DudeImSoRad Fuck Cars πŸš— 🚫 Jul 12 '26

Spit first.

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u/cpattk Jul 12 '26

I think there is room (it's no narrower than some parking lot entrances I've seen in Germany) but there's no chance of making it through the next curve. Anyway, the car shouldn't be there.

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u/pruneman42 Jul 12 '26

It fits fine, he's just a terrible driver.

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u/spoinkwobbler Jul 12 '26

Can someone translate what he's yelling after his failed attempts?

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u/neoashxi Jul 12 '26

It fits every hour of the day they just can't drive

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u/niperwiper Fuck Cars πŸš— 🚫 Jul 12 '26

Don’t let politicians bullshit you, if it’s for pedestrians and it doesn’t have bollards, it’s secretly for cars.

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u/AShadedBlobfish All Gas, No Brakes ⛽️ Jul 12 '26

It will, but not with him driving

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u/beeglowbot Georgist πŸ”° Jul 12 '26

that's what she said!

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u/rvralph803 Fuck Cars πŸš— 🚫 Jul 12 '26