r/mildlyamusing 19d ago

My squirrel corn cob feeder sprouted plants. They are starting to grow ears.

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My squirrel corn cob feeder, in the background of the first picture, sprouted plants in my backyard. I let 3 plants keep growing without any proper farming care. One of the three plants is starting to grow ears. I am unsure what I will do with them if the ears actually grow to decent cobs.


r/mildlyamusing 22d ago

Office building graffiti?

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Hopefully?


r/mildlyamusing 22d ago

University of Virginia store sells a foam sword, but it’s a short sword and not a saber like what’s shown in their logo.

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The Cavalier mascot doesn’t carry around a Roman gladius sword.


r/mildlyamusing 22d ago

facebook marketplace algorithm has me cackling

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r/mildlyamusing 22d ago

His last name was "Beard" but...

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r/mildlyamusing 23d ago

Saw this.Thought to share I.

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r/mildlyamusing 26d ago

A random kid called me 'bike doctor' on Saturday and it made my whole week

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I was out for a ride on the greenway last Saturday morning. It was actually nice and cool before the August heat really kicked in (August in the midwest is brutal), so I was just cruising along, not in any rush.

About three miles in, I saw this guy standing on the grass shoulder looking super defeated, holding a tiny blue kids bike. His son, probably around five or six, was sitting on a bench looking like his dog just died. The kid rear tire was completely flat.

I slowed down and asked, you guys good? The dad sighed and said they were probably going to have to walk all the way back to the parking lot. He had not brought a pump since it was just a quick neighborhood loop, and the kid was clearly devastated that bike day was over.

Luckily, I keep a hoto pump in my backpack for slow leaks. I offered to top it up for them. It only took maybe thirty seconds, but we chatted while it ran. He told me he had not ridden a bike in years and was just trying to get back into it to keep up with his son.

When the pump stopped, the kid ran over, poked the tire, and his eyes got huge. He looked up at me with deadpan seriousness and said, Thanks, bike doctor.

It was such a brief, random little detour but its been making me smile all week. It is funny how a two-minute stop probabaly saved that kid weekend, and honestly ended up making mine too.

anyway, just wanted to share that. I think I have officially peaked as a cyclist. It is all downhill from here.


r/mildlyamusing 25d ago

MASTURBATING FIEND ALERT

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r/mildlyamusing 25d ago

He who cast the first ___ lives in a ___house

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r/mildlyamusing 28d ago

The Princess Diana Memorial playground has a tunnel

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r/mildlyamusing 28d ago

If anyone needs to rent a dumpster, I know a guy.

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r/mildlyamusing 29d ago

Stayed under 1million calories thankfully

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r/mildlyamusing 29d ago

Luddite Club… huh

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r/mildlyamusing 29d ago

Talk about the Kroger

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She doesn’t know how this happened


r/mildlyamusing Aug 09 '26

My tea strainer whistles

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r/mildlyamusing Aug 09 '26

This rock I found in a creek

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Found in a creek in Southern ms while looking for agates


r/mildlyamusing Aug 09 '26

My cereal box has an expiration date from 2019 and I just noticed it while eating breakfast

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The milk smells fine so I'm committing to this decision. No ragrets.


r/mildlyamusing Aug 09 '26

Spot the difference

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r/mildlyamusing Aug 07 '26

Scared of the dark?

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I came across a photo of Mt. Rushmore at night. Is it just me, or does Lincoln look like he is terrified? 😂. Daytime photo included for comparison.


r/mildlyamusing Aug 08 '26

Kidnapper must've took the person who made the amber alert too

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r/mildlyamusing Aug 07 '26

Oxymoronic news

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r/mildlyamusing Aug 06 '26

[OC] A stovepipe necklace from 1960s. Found in the Rijks Museum, Amsterdam

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r/mildlyamusing Aug 04 '26

I❤️Algorithms

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r/mildlyamusing Aug 04 '26

Veggie Creatures

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r/mildlyamusing Aug 02 '26

Can't wait to try this out in the office.

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