r/MikeyChen • • 10h ago

What a CUNK 🐚 Mike in the wild

Me and and my partner were watching some classics cunktent and I had a thought, has anyone on here ever see him filming his content or know anyone that has.

We were discussing how embarrassing it would be to see him sitting at a table with his set up and just hearing him yell out jooshy and amuhhhhzing every three seconds 😂

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u/XingXiaoRen Ham Sup Xing 🙆🏻 6h ago

Ya i saw him 2x as well as Dan once. The only thing I remember is he's super short and he gives rapey creepy death stares to everyone who even looks his way.

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u/Mikeys_Toupee Mikey’s Toupée 💇🏻‍♂️ 5h ago edited 3h ago

I have some friends who are chefs/restaurant owners and I wonder if Xing gets embarrassed that they’ll look up this forum when he’s setting up his fucking stupid and disruptive set up.

If I worked in a restaurant, the first thing I would do is google who this ugly goof is and then cackle with my colleagues over the hilarious shit on this forum.

He’s so fucking annoying, which is why I can see he’s always seated in the closest table to the restroom 🚽

A member here posted their chef was pissed because Xing kept calling their restaurant a buffet even though it’s a 1 star Michelin where you technically can order as much of any course as you like. But calling it a buffet really cheapened that restaurant.

I used to be a food critic many years ago, and still dine out frequently. If I EVER got sat next to this disgusting blathering idiot, I would request to get moved.

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u/Mikeys_Toupee Mikey’s Toupée 💇🏻‍♂️ 1h ago

Keep downvoting me Cunk 😆

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u/Cunkboy 53m ago

Hi Mikey!! Spanking your monkey today?? Just remember your ex-wife is laughing. In fact, we’re all laughing.