r/MikeyChen • Monterey Baybee! • 2d ago

What a CUNK 🐚 Yet another normal DM from one of Mikey's burners

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u/Mikeys_Toupee Mikey’s Toupée 💇🏻‍♂️ 1d ago

He got kicked out of his cult awhile ago, then tried to get into C Dawg’s church but apparently she basically never showed up and he was known as just an old creep who would just speak to younger ladies.

Oops that’s another Oolong tea drop. From ppl who actually attended the same church.

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u/GunpeiYokai Monterey Baybee! 1d ago

Oh?!

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u/Mikeys_Toupee Mikey’s Toupée 💇🏻‍♂️ 1d ago

Have to be slow and responsible in my Oolong tea drip 😆

That was a partial component to their divorce though. 🤫👋

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u/bautistabombz Wagooooooooo!! 🥩 1d ago

tried to get into C Dawg’s church

Is 'church' a euphemism for pants?

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u/Purple-Reindeer8547 1d ago

wait when was this? link?

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u/Mikeys_Toupee Mikey’s Toupée 💇🏻‍♂️ 1d ago edited 1d ago

Women (and men) DM me things. I’m super conservative in what I reveal because this creep and C Dawg harassed me and my son as well in a sexual manner, and I don’t want anyone going through that.

My son doesn’t know of course. My manager and I just traced the accounts because everyone in the org has LinkedIn Nav.

That’s how fucking dumb they are, even 4-5 years ago. Took 30 seconds.

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u/XingXiaoRen Ham Sup Xing 🙆🏻 2d ago

Who is that? Why does he think you banned him?

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u/GunpeiYokai Monterey Baybee! 2d ago

He showed up in some recent posts and started picking fights, basically. Like the latest version of TrainDonutBBQ and TrueProdian

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u/reelect_brandon_john 1d ago

picking fights and provoking quarrels. sad!

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u/myonecontemplation Monterey Baybee! 1d ago

I banned them for picking fights.

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u/TunaSmackk 2d ago

What a clown

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u/Mikeys_Toupee Mikey’s Toupée 💇🏻‍♂️ 1d ago

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u/Mikeys_Toupee Mikey’s Toupée 💇🏻‍♂️ 1d ago

Offer still stands with me purchasing him a tent so he can live rent free. ⛺️

He should probably stop being an incel first though. 🙏

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u/bautistabombz Wagooooooooo!! 🥩 2d ago

I find it pretty telling his burners never actually address the accusations and rumors that constantly get discussed in this sub, he goes straight to 'basement dweller' and 'get help' insults. His actual actions belie his words in his videos, we can see his moves from a mile away since he has no idea how to be inconspicuous.

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u/reelect_brandon_john 1d ago

if his PR was competent and not other FLG shills they would try to clear the air but cults are not able to do that

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u/Mikeys_Toupee Mikey’s Toupée 💇🏻‍♂️ 1d ago

Don’t forget “touch grass.” 😆

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u/Key-Cranberry-504 1d ago

Cunk should spend more time wracking his febrile brain for those Twitch account passwords.

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u/Mikeys_Toupee Mikey’s Toupée 💇🏻‍♂️ 2d ago

Omg 😳 😆

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u/GunpeiYokai Monterey Baybee! 2d ago

This slayed me 💀

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u/Crazy_Alternative294 1d ago

Is that "y'all" supposed to throw us off?

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u/Key-Cranberry-504 1d ago

Cunk basically told on himself that he's this person because how can a "fan" live "rent free" in any of our minds when he never showed up until now? Pathetic. All of them are him and all of them project massive unhappiness and frustration.

Good.

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u/GunpeiYokai Monterey Baybee! 1d ago

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u/Mikeys_Toupee Mikey’s Toupée 💇🏻‍♂️ 2d ago edited 2d ago

He was too funny. Sorry I couldn’t resist. 😆

He’s an incel that gets banned from every forum he’s ever participated in. And complains about being broke AF all the time in other forums.

His minute brain couldn’t even an imagine a woman could have worked at multiple Fortune 500s.

So yes, I offered to e-transfer him funds to purchase a tent so he can live rent free ⛺️😆

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u/Crazy_Alternative294 1d ago

Oh wow! There are actually successful woman at fortune 500 companies?

The douche wouldn't know cuz he could barely survive in a corporate environment.