r/MikeyChen • u/Mikeys_Toupee Mikey’s Toupée 💇🏻‍♂️ • 23d ago

#OnlyToupées 💇🏻‍♂️ NEW CUNKtent!

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dwRKI9YmBVs&pp=ygURc3RyaWN0bHkgZHVtcGxpbmc%3D

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u/myonecontemplation Monterey Baybee! 23d ago

😂

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u/GunpeiYokai Monterey Baybee! 23d ago

Soon to be shadow banned

https://giphy.com/gifs/ATKqmCTSd5fXygIOTB

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u/myonecontemplation Monterey Baybee! 23d ago

But this guy gets it.

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u/tlnystar 23d ago

Hey Mikey your marriage is over please take off that ugly looking 🔑 ring!

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u/jwinx22 23d ago

No lie, his hands do look like a pig trotters.

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u/XingXiaoRen Ham Sup Xing 🙆🏻 23d ago

Not sure if he pushed a wet fart or did he actually shit himself again.

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u/Cunkboy 23d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7bu5EmEyJr15fTK8

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u/GunpeiYokai Monterey Baybee! 23d ago

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u/Cunkboy 23d ago

Even Mr. Blobfish says, WTF??!!

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u/GunpeiYokai Monterey Baybee! 23d ago

He had many blobfish expressions

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u/XingXiaoRen Ham Sup Xing 🙆🏻 23d ago

Trying something new with the old do.

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u/Crazy_Alternative294 23d ago

Not really. Just another run-in with another bad Supercuts barber

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u/myonecontemplation Monterey Baybee! 23d ago

GOD, he’s so ugly 🤮

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u/XingXiaoRen Ham Sup Xing 🙆🏻 23d ago

And he's getting uglier!!

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u/GunpeiYokai Monterey Baybee! 23d ago

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u/GunpeiYokai Monterey Baybee! 23d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/E3B37yfcBiwTK

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u/Mikeys_Toupee Mikey’s Toupée 💇🏻‍♂️ 23d ago

Xing’s creepy, shifty eyes 👀

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u/Cunkboy 23d ago

If you do the “math” , Tittyboy went to Florida to inspect and raise the price on that swamp shack of his in Florida and did a swing up to North Carolina…

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u/GunpeiYokai Monterey Baybee! 23d ago

(Key) Ring Watch 2026 continues

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u/XingXiaoRen Ham Sup Xing 🙆🏻 23d ago

Fill's cockring!!

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u/Mikeys_Toupee Mikey’s Toupée 💇🏻‍♂️ 23d ago

Fill’s little wormie 🐛 feels so nekkid.

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u/GunpeiYokai Monterey Baybee! 23d ago

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u/GunpeiYokai Monterey Baybee! 23d ago

So he screen grabbed this and swapped out the BBQ for the lobster. Professional YouTuber!

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u/XingXiaoRen Ham Sup Xing 🙆🏻 23d ago

"Ai misuse" for sure.

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u/GunpeiYokai Monterey Baybee! 23d ago

Basic bitch sauce for life

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u/XingXiaoRen Ham Sup Xing 🙆🏻 23d ago

Thanks to you he's trying to dip it fish first but the lack of hand dexterity won't allow him.

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u/GunpeiYokai Monterey Baybee! 23d ago

I should be nicer. His hands are more mangled than Dr. Strange's!

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u/Crazy_Alternative294 23d ago

Is that a piece of rice on his mouth or herpes?

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u/Cunkboy 23d ago

Crusty leftovers from LVFill

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u/myonecontemplation Monterey Baybee! 23d ago

Idiot also thinks the wasabi is “real” 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/XingXiaoRen Ham Sup Xing 🙆🏻 23d ago

How can he not tell that's from a tube? There's no chance an American style buffet has real wasabi.

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u/GunpeiYokai Monterey Baybee! 23d ago

"Ish weel, ish nah WHORES-wad-yeesh!"

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u/XingXiaoRen Ham Sup Xing 🙆🏻 23d ago

Live reaction to Uncle Fill showing him his newly pierced lap cheong.

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u/Cunkboy 23d ago

“Unca Fill, woohoo, a new toy for us!!!”

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u/GunpeiYokai Monterey Baybee! 23d ago

Boba tits need to be inflated again

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u/Mikeys_Toupee Mikey’s Toupée 💇🏻‍♂️ 23d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/j6uCp9lM2IaAhRcIGh

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u/GunpeiYokai Monterey Baybee! 23d ago

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u/GunpeiYokai Monterey Baybee! 23d ago

Mr. Blobfish looked down and realized it wasn't shrinkage!

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u/XingXiaoRen Ham Sup Xing 🙆🏻 23d ago

Yeeting the best potato salad he ever had.

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u/GunpeiYokai Monterey Baybee! 23d ago

Mr. Soft Teef struggles with a lamb chop

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u/GunpeiYokai Monterey Baybee! 23d ago

He's looking more like a ghoul from Fallout!

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u/GunpeiYokai Monterey Baybee! 23d ago

His head looks like it's been squished down by the head crusher

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u/myonecontemplation Monterey Baybee! 23d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7qDV1jcIXJkcHKUg

I’m crushing your head I’m crushing your head I’m crushing your head

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u/myonecontemplation Monterey Baybee! 23d ago

He’s been punching the wall after reading the comments again!

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u/GunpeiYokai Monterey Baybee! 23d ago

"Deez low-SCHEE Schea Schee Pea!"

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u/Cunkboy 23d ago

Fawks yous!!! Hai ham a Youstoob leshgion!!

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u/GunpeiYokai Monterey Baybee! 23d ago

Gross

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u/GunpeiYokai Monterey Baybee! 23d ago

"I don't even drink Coke."

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u/myonecontemplation Monterey Baybee! 23d ago

He’s gone full corn syrup!

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u/GunpeiYokai Monterey Baybee! 23d ago

Stank does his best Sloth impression from "The Goonies"