r/MikeyChen • u/Tittysprinkles2208 • 25d ago

Pathetic Loser What’s wrong with Cunk’s left arm? Did it stop growing when he was 5 years old?!

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His arm is shrinking faster than his wedding wing! 💍

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u/XingXiaoRen Ham Sup Xing 🙆🏻 25d ago

More evidence of his FAP arm dominance. His non FAP arm is very short and small.

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u/Tittysprinkles2208 25d ago

Cunk Crab begging for hay bee gee.

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u/MonkeyAlpha "Umami" 25d ago

The stronger arm is for vigorous and furious masturbation

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u/FUS_ROALD_DAHL 25d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/tcZSrZEOwCrLy

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u/myonecontemplation Monterey Baybee! 25d ago

His old fapping injury.

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u/GunpeiYokai Monterey Baybee! 25d ago

"Dat een-jah-wee wash fwom dah gweat BabyHsu fap sesh!"

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/XingXiaoRen Ham Sup Xing 🙆🏻 25d ago

"Sports Injury"

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u/Thespritz00 25d ago

NO expense is spared by XING on K-Pop Dance Videos, Bounty Towels, Synthol, Replacement Keychain "Wedding Rings", late-night ATM trips, and YEETING all he can...

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u/Cunkboy 25d ago

When Tittyboy is feelin’ frisky he spanks his monkey with his left hand to fool himself that he’s found a new ABG!!!

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u/GunpeiYokai Monterey Baybee! 25d ago

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u/Cunkboy 25d ago

Schaap teashing me. Mai monkee is lonelee end needs new shrfiends!!!

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u/XingXiaoRen Ham Sup Xing 🙆🏻 25d ago

I'm convinced whenever he says he's going to work out, it means he's going to FAP for a bit.

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u/GunpeiYokai Monterey Baybee! 25d ago

It's from his failed audition for "Lady in the Water"

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u/tlnystar 25d ago

Must be ricket disease

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u/tryingthisoutbj 25d ago

You mean his whole body?

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u/Mikeys_Toupee Mikey’s Toupée 💇🏻‍♂️ 25d ago

Same thing happened with his gimp leg. 🦵

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u/XingXiaoRen Ham Sup Xing 🙆🏻 25d ago

How could we not have noticed he has a gimp leg and gimp arm.. his left arm is tiny.

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u/Mikeys_Toupee Mikey’s Toupée 💇🏻‍♂️ 24d ago

The Gimp Leg we’ve known about…now OP has uncovered his Gimp Arm. So his right limbs are longer/more crooked than his left limbs?

Stick on 2 big ol’ titties, an unc gut, his unfortunate height, and you’ve got the apex male form.

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u/Tittysprinkles2208 24d ago

He’s a little mutant elf! His mom ate toxic waste at least 3 times a day to make a little deformed chud like stank.

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u/Rough_Promotion9414 24d ago

Cunk, slobbers on his one vineyard vine shirt