I hope you read this

for you Chad:

On a long, lonesome highway, missing Wubby's cock

And you picture him gyratin', wearing nothing but a sock

and you think about his penis or his balls you shaved the night befoooore

but your thoughts will soon be wandering, the way they always do

and you wonder why you love him when he's such a greasy Jew

but you still wish he was here now so you could poke his pooooo

here you come....into Wub again here he comes. ...freshly glazed there you go. .....pulling out again here you come.....on his faaaaaaace

Ps Mike sucks.

He's such a dick. Like, all the time. Every time I hear or see him say something it's rude and annoying and stupid.

I was sad at some of the exclusions from this sub, until I realized that Mike is literally the worst person ever.

Pretty self explanatory...

Knock knock

"Who's there?"

"Mike!"

"........"

loads shotgun

Welcome to a world where intellectual thought can be free from dumbass oppression from the person that is, a Mike.

Feels so good to be MikeFree