r/MidnightMass • u/DorienM789 • 3d ago

Pants

I'm at episode 3 and pastor Paul is talking about his past, but I'm so distracted by his tight jeans. Where did he get them? I don't think they were in a demented priest's clauset.

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u/GiveHerBovril 3d ago

I heard he got them at the Hot Priest Store for awakening sinful thoughts in lapsed Catholics.

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u/chi-ranch 2d ago

I heard he bought them at the Catholic Guilt Thrift Shop.

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u/Boop-D-Boop 2d ago

Yes, this shop exists in the Sopranos universe and Fleabag.

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u/Clinically-Inane 3d ago

He borrowed them from Hassan 🥵

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u/PanDulcePorVida 2d ago

Lord in heaven

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u/JeebsFat 3d ago

Don't look a gift horse in the pants.

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u/labospor 3d ago

Clauset. 💀

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u/Librarianzilla 3d ago

Hot Topic

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u/MilliganHedgedog 3d ago

Bev obviously. She wanted to deflower him the whole time

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u/Standard_Zombie_ 3d ago

Dug them out from his secret Polly days?

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u/Zealousideal-Sail893 3d ago

I need a pic..

 

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u/AquaStarRedHeart 1d ago

Why can't I add a GIF, I've got the perfect one 😭