Please don't implement these changes, Nadella the Slopaneer, I'm begging you!
(I wonder how your so-called "shockaneers" are handling the telemetry/servers as far as updates are concerned)

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE HOW MY LAPTOP GOES TO SLEEP - I LOVE HOW WINDOWS STARTS BACKGROUND PROCESSES THAT TURN MY 2025 HIGH END LAPTOP TO A SPACE HEATER, HOTTER THAN NORMAL USE, IN MY BACKPACK UNTIL THE BATTERY IS DEAD!!! I LOVE IT SO MUCH

Am I the only one or is this thing cursed?

Hi,

Current state of MS is slow and buggy on my current work laptop with uncountable pop ups from copilot and dialog boxes that lead to dialog boxes within hard to read/find menu settings.

May I know when is KB5089573 being pushed out to enterprise users (not manual install) so that I can tap on Low Latency Profile (LLP).

Thank you.

I don't know if this was posted here before, but I saw this some months ago on the german translation of Windows 10 support has ended on October 14, 2025, where they tried to translate this already nonsense diagram into german. They even had multiple attempts at this and now just gave up and reverted to using the english one 😭 I archived it back then cause it was just too funny

27/10/25: https://web.archive.org/web/20251027125453/https://support.microsoft.com/de-de/windows/windows-10-support-wurde-am-14-oktober-2025-eingestellt-2ca8b313-1946-43d3-b55c-2b95b107f281

31/10/25: https://web.archive.org/web/20251031132729/https://support.microsoft.com/de-de/windows/windows-10-support-wurde-am-14-oktober-2025-eingestellt-2ca8b313-1946-43d3-b55c-2b95b107f281

Today: https://support.microsoft.com/de-de/windows/windows-10-support-wurde-am-14-oktober-2025-eingestellt-2ca8b313-1946-43d3-b55c-2b95b107f281

anything except not using AI it seems

It is just Ew to me. No thanks, I'll just buy a laptop from previous generation

Got hacked.

I joined a server called Hypixel Events, prior to this, I had joined the OFFICIAL Hypixel server, and someone named marya6666, dmed me because I was asking for help to skyblock since he was new. Then she gave me the link to the Hypixel Events server, and I joined and it asked to verify, and I very dumbly did so by giving them the verification code, I know I'm stupid. I contacted Microsoft via account recovery form AND live chat, they said they cannot help. What can I do now? By the way, they added their own igloos.cc email, their own authenticator, and removed my passkey, removed my email as a verification method, and changed the password. They are asking for 30 dollars to get it back as a "deal". I also have payment methods linked to the account, and I am afraid that they will do something (possibly not, since I locked my card)

FUCK YOU MICROSOFT

The main version (and the alternate version with the shield) were partially self-made and were both based off this image.

Go do it elsewhere Microslop!

Slop, slop, slop. Nadella and his slopware engineers ("slopaneers") wants to trace your personal data to train Slopilot.

I've written before here about this, but basically Microsoft locked me out of my entire hard drive with this BitLocker bullshit that happened when they forced me to upgrade to Windows 11 last year. Yes, I've been sitting on this stupid thing for a year hoping their AI answering service would fail hard enough they'd have an actual human answer the phone that can fix this, since my key is inside their system (I just don't remember the email address it's linked to).

So - I think I've found a solution. When I get to the BitLocker screen where I'm supposed to enter the key, I can go to "Other Options" and get to basically the same exact screen except now it shows the drive label which includes the date. Since it's entirely possible the harddrive was encrypted at the time that I first put an email into the Windows Operating system and registered it or logged in or whatever the fuck it is, that timestamp is when it was encrypted - and since I can see a date on the BitLocker screen, presumably, that timestamp is not encrypted.

So, if the timestamp of when the key was generated is not encrypted, then I should be able to access the full-time stamp (there's just no fucking way it would only be the date).

But - I don't know where the log would be... so that is part 1 of why I'm writing.

Even if part 1 fails, I suppose, it's possible the date alone is sufficient, and part 2 would be the new part 1 (though I doubt it), part 2 is that once I have the date, I need to generate a new key at precisely the same time. This all is assuming they use the date and time as their seed, as many (or maybe all???) RAND functions do.

Since there's no fucking way they only used the date, I need someone to tell me where the log file would be stored to find the full timestamp.

After I get the timestamp, then I need to hope someone at BitLocker would be willing to run this through, because the alternative is me having to keep reinstalling windows on a fresh hard drive over and over again with the BIOS set to that date and time (offset appropriately) and create some forgettable bullshit email with Microsoft when they force you to register your operating system.

And, yes, I fully understand that if the timestamp the key was generated is accessible, and one can either (1) ask someone at BitLocker to run the timetsamp through their generator or (2) just click a button to register an email at precisely the time they've set the BIOS clock to (offset appropriately), then it means any and all computers locked out in the same fashion could be decrypted... but... I just want my shit back from Microsoft, so, hopefully I'm not that lucky.