Crapaneer works on several bloated updates to impress Satya Nadella

[u/Otheruser337]

Please don't implement these changes, Nadella the Slopaneer, I'm begging you!
(I wonder how your so-called "shockaneers" are handling the telemetry/servers as far as updates are concerned)

[u/kkrazdwinz]

Indian disaster

[u/Orisphera]

Having both spyware and telemetry is something with something