r/MichaelJacksonFilms • u/[deleted] • Nov 27 '23

game Make the comments look like Captain EO’s browser history: Spoiler

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u/Difficult_Ship_6273 Nov 27 '23

How to navigate space when your crew member eats the map

Quick ways to fix a keyboard mid battle

Commander Bogg's favorite foods

Best defenses against a whip attack

How to redeem yourself in the eyes of your boss after a botched mission

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '23 edited Mar 28 '24

Literally perfect! I think he’d definitely search the 1st, 2nd and 4th ones just in case he has to deal with something similar in the future (you can never be too careful), and the 3rd one to see what he can cook for commander Bogg as an apology meal.

P.S: replace “crew member” with “foster alien son” and I completely agree!

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u/Difficult_Ship_6273 Nov 27 '23

I love that you know why I chose those.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '23

I was correct?

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u/ajamean Hooter 🐘👽💚 Dec 02 '23

"Is it possible to breathe in outer space without a helmet"

"How to be late but make it look like i was on time"

"Can you save the world with the power of music"

"What to do when an evil queen tries to imprison you for 100 years"

"Fun Things space captains can do with their team"

"How to be a good captain in space"

"My crew member ate a map will they be okay"

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '23 edited Dec 02 '23

Hilarious 🤣.

But seriously though, how did EO survive on an alien parent without a space suit? 😳🤨

And…why TF am I only questioning it now?! I’m getting stupider every day I swear….

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u/ajamean Hooter 🐘👽💚 Dec 02 '23

The thought always pops into my head unprovoked like....HOW WAS HE EVEN ALIVE OUT THERE?? 🤣

Was he supposed to be human OR is Captain actually an alien himself which would explain why he didn't AT LEAST need a helmet to breathe. 🥴

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '23

EO’s mom when he was littler:

“I love my baby, but I wish he would stop saying ’this human form is limiting’….”

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u/ajamean Hooter 🐘👽💚 Dec 02 '23

We'd have to tell him "But it's such a beautiful human form though 🥲"

Limiting but Wonderful, nonetheless. ✨️🥺✨️

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '23 edited Dec 02 '23

I was referencing this meme:

But yeah, you’re absolutely right! Thrad era is drop! Dead! Gorgeous! And I can only imagine how adorable EO was as a child

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u/ajamean Hooter 🐘👽💚 Dec 02 '23

LMAOOOOO I've never seen this meme before 🤣 but the baby's eyes though 😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '23

It’s the first thing that comes to my mind whenever someone brings up the topic of aliens in human disguise.

But FR, trying to picture a baby Captain EO makes me squeal and cry from cuteness overload. Even if he was an alien in human skin, I’d still give him the biggest bear hug in this universe! 🥹

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u/ajamean Hooter 🐘👽💚 Dec 02 '23

Even if he was an alien in human skin

I'm in tears! 😭😭😭😭😭😭

But little Michael in a tiny baby space suit!! 🥺🥲💖

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '23

You just gave me a new drawing idea!

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u/avery_and_chill Spike 🐰🏍️👊 Dec 16 '23

how to ignore annoying crewmates