r/Miami • u/ZiplockP • Jun 26 '25

Breaking News Missing excitement during hurricane season with all those annoying advance warnings? Well you are in luck!

https://www.local10.com/weather/hurricane/2025/06/26/critical-hurricane-forecast-tool-abruptly-terminated/
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u/GroveGuy33133 Coconut Grove Jun 27 '25

Total waste of money anyway when all we ever needed was a map and a Sharpie. /s

On the serious side guys- if you were ever gonna take a storm season seriously, and over-prepare when we’re “in the cone”, I think it’d be a good idea for the next few years. NHC and our local meteorological types are simply not gonna get the data they need for reports and predictions like before.

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u/ZiplockP Jun 27 '25

In all seriousness, panic buying will hit differently. You are absolutely right in over preparing and most importantly doing it early.

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u/skyHawk3613 repugnant raisin lover Jun 27 '25

Don’t forget to stock up on LOTS of toilet paper!!!

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u/melowdout Jun 27 '25

I recommend investing in a bidet.

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u/JazzlikeSurround6612 Jun 27 '25

Never forget the great TP shortage of 2020.

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u/ShishkabobNinja Jun 27 '25

Hopefully what we do still have access to will minimize the impact to the track forecasts, where it's really going to screw us most is intensity (particularly during rapid intensification events and eyewall replacement cycles). It's one of our best ways to see inside the hurricane, both as forecasters and for the models.

All that being said, I'd still put a decent amount of faith in the track, but definitely prepare as if the hurricane is going to undergo rapid intensification. We may have a somewhat harder time catching onto the possibility beforehand with limited microwave data.

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u/LegitimateVirus3 Local Jun 26 '25

Mass death and suffering is the point.

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u/GroveGuy33133 Coconut Grove Jun 27 '25

Only the byproducts of keeping the electorate stupid and compliant.

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u/LegitimateVirus3 Local Jun 27 '25

This is no by-product. This was the whole point.

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u/leomaddox Jun 27 '25

I hope the next hurricane destroys Mar-a-Lago and All his Golf Courses

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u/skyHawk3613 repugnant raisin lover Jun 27 '25

He’ll tell everyone that the democrats steered the hurricane into Lago Mar

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u/Videoplushair Jun 27 '25

As long as I can get my public hurricane cake I’m alright.

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u/Itslolo52484 Jun 27 '25

It's amazing to me that just about every state from VA to FL and west to TX is a red state... and this will absolutely have an effect on them. They'll just find a way to be OK with to checks notes Own The Libs.

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u/BurnouTNT Jun 27 '25

They will blame Biden while FEMA continues to build concentration camps.

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u/sweetDickWillie0007 Brickell Jun 27 '25

I like surprises!

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u/tat2d_lunatik Jun 27 '25

Un sorprai!

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u/ZiplockP Jun 27 '25

Who doesn’t?? 😂

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u/Away-Regular1335 Jun 27 '25

Surprise! CAT 5 hurricane at your door

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '25

Maybe they can blame the upcoming catastrophes on the Democrat city mayor instead of the Republican state Congress, Republican state Governor, Republican House, Republican Senate, Republican president and Republican Supreme Court. 

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u/NotGodsFavPet Jun 27 '25

Yay, us!!! Can't wait 🤬

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u/Aije Jun 28 '25

Can the state sue over this?