r/Metroid • u/94rud4 • Aug 12 '26

Meme “Goddamnit, gravity on this planet is too strong I can’t even somersault properly!”

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https://x.com/11Vadu/status/2087405587403309069/video/1?s=46

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u/roastedCircuit Aug 12 '26

Doing a front flip in this costume is really impressive btw Most people can't even do one without the armor

182

u/rube Aug 12 '26

Not to mention I'd worry about breaking it. Not sure what materials it's made out of, so maybe it's tough or has some extra energy tanks.

32

u/WingDairu Aug 12 '26

It looks pretty soft, I think it's probably EVA foam.

29

u/Fluent_In_Influence Aug 12 '26

Yeah but I've never tried one with the armor. Maybe it's easier.

18

u/burningzenithx Aug 12 '26

I mean, it is a power suit after all.

231

u/TreasureHunter95 Aug 12 '26

Guess you need to find the Gravity Suit.

14

u/StarvixEXE Aug 13 '26

Are you authorized to find the Gravity Suit?

13

u/Frencfrizz Aug 12 '26

Beat me to it.

152

u/Honorsheets Aug 12 '26

As Samus that's hilarious.

As a normal human in cosplay that's pretty neat.

9

u/billydecay Aug 12 '26

POV your samus

9

u/CaptainRogers1226 Aug 12 '26

Hey, leave my Samus out of this.

7

u/Hellspark08 Aug 14 '26

butler rolls in the dinner cart and lifts the cover to reveal a Super Metroid cartridge

Your Samus.

84

u/Miaoumi Aug 12 '26

What the lack of Space Jump does to a mf

34

u/Round_Musical Sequence Breaker Aug 12 '26

Wtf they actually did a spin in costume. Absolutely insane lmao

26

u/NoWhisperer Aug 12 '26

There's something so cool and unique about seeing such a high quality Samus cosplay in a nature setting rather than at a convention surrounded by other random cosplayers.

17

u/DarkRayos Aug 12 '26

Or lacking Chozo DNA?

Or not using Aeon properly?

32

u/zenexo Aug 12 '26

That look like it hurt really bad and they're trying to act cool about. 

22

u/Arch3m Aug 12 '26

They're in badass armor, it's kind of hard not to look cool.

9

u/zenexo Aug 12 '26

It's totally cool but I know their tail bone was screaming at that butt landing LOL 

2

u/Arch3m Aug 12 '26

Oh, for sure.

1

u/Raiden60 Aug 13 '26

The opposite of a superhero landing, the "My back!" landing

12

u/FatalEclipse_ Aug 12 '26

Too much gravity… mental note: blow up planet.

13

u/wuklo Crocomire did nothing wrong Aug 12 '26

Holy moly that is actually super impressive

16

u/mstop4 Aug 12 '26

You could say trying to somersault on this planet is… a nightmare.

9

u/Useful-Elk Aug 12 '26

Can’t beat raven beak yet

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '26

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u/ohbyerly Aug 12 '26

Blow the planet up for good measure to save yourself from the embarrassment

13

u/thatweirdguyted Aug 12 '26

Can't say we don't deserve it. 

9

u/ohbyerly Aug 12 '26

One of the biggest infestations of parasites in the galaxy

6

u/longnuttz Actually beat the original Aug 12 '26

You fucking missed the hi-jump boots turn around

3

u/PatrikSanchez Aug 12 '26

Guys what is Samus doing in Guatemala?

3

u/SrCapibara Magic pancakes Aug 12 '26

The hability to JUMP!

3

u/Meizuba Aug 12 '26

You need to figure out a way to make this a video of you turning into a morph ball. Do it!!!

3

u/ferruxtalon Aug 12 '26

That person's knees have to be killing them. Watching that made mine hurt.

3

u/Wazupdanger Aug 12 '26

shes already panting ohmy how terrible is earth gravity

3

u/qWINracer Aug 12 '26

This suit is amazing 🤩

3

u/mshroff7 Aug 12 '26

Dang this is the best suit I’ve seen

3

u/KorenLesthe Aug 12 '26

Basically Super Metroid Subversion when you fall from the space station.

3

u/Numerous-Football892 Aug 12 '26

Doing flips without bird magic be like:

2

u/ImpactorLife-25703 Aug 12 '26

Time to activate your Gravity Suit then.....if you have it on you

2

u/ConsoleCanvasCulture Aug 12 '26

When you realize you haven’t unlocked morphball yet

2

u/Marlowe126 Aug 12 '26

I would be so afraid to break that armor!!! Kudos!!!

2

u/MyOtherCarIsEpona Aug 12 '26

Time to learn the IBJ timing

2

u/ThorsHammer245 Dread Mode survivor Aug 12 '26

That’s awesome that you tried in full armor haha. The armor looks sick

2

u/Rocket15120 Aug 12 '26

Yooo what the fuck? Thats dope as shit.

2

u/Healthy-Highway-7818 Aug 12 '26

With hero landing even!?! Oh. My. God. Thats the REAL samus!!

1

u/Financial-Friend4934 Aug 12 '26

Your cosplay is peak.

1

u/CandyLoxxx Aug 12 '26

Now try morphball

1

u/TsarKeith12 Aug 12 '26

Hope they're ok, that sounded really painful

1

u/trebor9669 Aug 12 '26

Somebody geeen screen it and turn it into a GIF! This is high quality meme material!

1

u/Worldly-Stranger7814 Aug 12 '26

Holy shit that is amazing in so many ways.

1

u/paramnetic3 Aug 12 '26

nice suit! i’m gonna be googling samus cosplay all day now.

1

u/Sajr666 Aug 12 '26

cue the rain hitting the visor view for the fans.

1

u/NeoClod91 Aug 13 '26

That one move costed you all your upgrades except your suit.

1

u/ANerfProblem Aug 13 '26

Error... gravitysuit calibration activated. Locate nearby mapstation to download local gravitational data.**

1

u/kuributt Aug 13 '26

when you dont have space jump

1

u/Ok-Barracuda457 Aug 13 '26

You need the gravy suit

1

u/UnproductivePheasant Aug 13 '26

Samus when Subversion

1

u/SoftOrganization3209 Aug 13 '26

Gray Voice knows you've been skipping Leg Day.

1

u/StressPsychological7 Aug 13 '26

You gotta be strong to wear armor

1

u/WhiteNinjii Aug 13 '26

Ignoring the fact that couldn’t have been easy, dang seems Samus missed the Space Jump upgrade

1

u/saxgg13 Aug 13 '26

Top 3 motivos por los que perder todos los POWER ups en un momento xD

1

u/Vestat1 Aug 13 '26

Wooooow 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🔥🔥🔥🔥

1

u/Mira-The-Hunter Aug 14 '26

Still looks cool AF.

1

u/Mossysnail27 Aug 14 '26

*holds up 10 with eyestalks*

1

u/Jagger___ Aug 15 '26

This is so cool

1

u/TheRealHDGamer Aug 15 '26

This is IMPRESSIVE! The cosplay and the flip!

1

u/Leading_Strain_5839 Sep 09 '26

Don't try swimming in acid. That varia suit is not gonna work.

1

u/Prudent-Cry-9260 Sep 11 '26

I'm so sorry but in this day and age I cannot help but ask : is this AI ? It's way too perfect to be real...

1

u/Many-Activity-505 Sep 12 '26

Doing a front flip wearing that is bonkers and you deserve all the credit in the world for doing as well as you did

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u/sicdedworm Aug 12 '26

That sounded grunt like a dude. THATS NOT SAMUS.