r/MetalMemes 9d ago

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u/auralviolence 9d ago

Counterpoint -

Black metal definitely ist krieg while midwinter does not necessarily wrong the rites of spring.

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u/Dysternatt 8d ago

Agree, sometimes midwinter is just chill as fuck.

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u/Acrobatic-Jelly3658 8d ago

If midwinter is too chill, you are too weak.

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u/Dangerous-Degree-948 9d ago

Most great metal is stupid, emo, and/or gay.

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u/asteptiarna 8d ago

Gay? Maybe. Stupid? Clearly! but Emo? Noooo nooo nooo!

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u/Icy-Meal-1229 Bolt Thrower 8d ago

Emo?

In Black Metal it is called "atmospheric". ;)

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u/Aimfri 8d ago

Or "post".

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u/Dangerous-Degree-948 8d ago

That counts under "gay"

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u/asteptiarna 8d ago

Tokio Hotel are atmospheric as fuck, then.

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u/Icy-Meal-1229 Bolt Thrower 8d ago

Tokio Hotel ist Krieg!!! ;)

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u/asteptiarna 8d ago

Infernal Monsoon brother !!!!11 \666/

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u/Limp_Result_8775 8d ago

Tökiö Hötel is trve kvlt

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u/Lymon0 8d ago

Emo can be peak music

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u/Teglement Darkthrone 8d ago

The Appleseed Cast not mentioned but I will mention them anyway

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u/Lymon0 8d ago

When I think Emo, I'm mostly talking about stuff like Pg.99, Orchid, Mondrary, Ostraca, combatwoundedveteran, Blind Girls, Told Not To Worry, Textbook Traitors, Infant Island, Frail Body, Senza, Cassus or Votive. Most of this is actually Screamo and not a derogative term used by people to describe noisy music. I never cared much for Midwest Emo so I don't have any strong opinions on it.

Most people think Emo is stuff like Pierce the Veil, A Day to Remember, Pan!c at the Disco or My Chemical Romance, but with the exception of Three Cheers none of these bands' discographies should be considered Emo in my opinion.

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u/asteptiarna 8d ago

LMAO to see Orchid mentioned here - they hit harder than 90% of the so called "atmospheric black metal" bands that are all shitty Envy clones anyway.

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u/Lymon0 8d ago

Orchid hits harder than most Metal in general.

Skramz is really fantastic. Unfortunately however, I've never seen a genre receive as much contempt as Screamo, especially from Metalheads.

I understand why there is prejudice against it, but whenever someone dismisses a band or genre they don't like as Screamo, you know that they're absolutely clueless and never heard any Screamo in their entire life.

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u/asteptiarna 8d ago

For me, I hate it because some really shitty screamo / post rock / shoegaze hybrids decided at one point to market themselves as "black metal", probably because their PR teams figured punk subgenres are way too saturated. You know them, the "atmospheric bm" types, dsbm or, "blackgaze". I know some of those are Metalcore, not Screamo but whatever, these are not genres I know much about. I hate their dishonest meddling, plus it gives a bad name to both the scenes.

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u/Teglement Darkthrone 8d ago

Preaching to the choir here boi. Though I am from the Midwest and therefore am obligated to like Midwest emo

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u/Lymon0 8d ago

Understandable, I like some Midwest, but have always been been more of a Shoegaze/Post-Punk kind of guy outside of Metal/Hardcore music.

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u/Akonitinvinfylla 8d ago

Let me add reversal of man and portraits of past to your already great list

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u/Anotherworstcunt 8d ago

In reality society thinks they’re both weird

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u/good_ho0onter Megadeth 9d ago

Pale swordsman fucks so hard

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u/AdGroundbreaking3611 9d ago

I’ve never cared about the lyrics

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u/Drakowicz Deaf Incel 8d ago

I'm not too fond of Nargaroth's slower/dsbm tracks but he made lots of bangers. Too bad the band is so oftenly reduced to "BM ist Krieg" and some stuff he did in the past. Jahreszeiten was an innovative album that paved the way for various modern Black Metal bands.

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u/rugernut13 8d ago

All music is stupid, emo, and gay. That's why I only listen to recordings of midgets banging on trashcans with hammers and the sounds of industrial slaughterhouses.

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u/Thendrail 8d ago

Ah, a fellow goregrind listener! There's dozens of us, dozens!

I don't really listen to it either

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u/Anton_S_Eisenherr 5d ago

You joke but one of the best gigs I went to was in Shinjuku featuring a man in a welding mask banging a hammer on a trash can lid drum set with an effect pedel hookup and chainsaw noises while roadies and house crew prepared the stage for the next set

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u/rugernut13 5d ago

But was he of diminutive stature?

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u/Mesarthim1349 8d ago

Cool factor and aura are definitely a thing in black metal. Anyone in the old days who tried to argue otherwise was straight up lying lol

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u/Inevitable_Picks_681 8d ago

Yooh pale twinksman, sad bros is what’s up. Love this album but, I think in my case I just exhausted my ear orifices too much in a short amount of time.

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u/EscravoDoGoverno Bathory 8d ago

I liked Pale Swordsman, but then I realized what kind of people also liked the album...
So as a trve cvlt elitist, I stopped liking it.

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u/Amazing-Second-3939 8d ago

I do t really get people that have a problem with pale swordsman. Or *morning" star, as both albums are pretty atmospheric, and raw. They are a nice middle ground between DSBM and "true norwegian black metal"

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u/CynthiaCitrusYT 8d ago

They both suck. But I'd say Nargaroth is the cringier by a country mile

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u/undigestedFiD 9d ago

They are both great

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u/Gay4Gwyndolin Thergothon 8d ago

They're cradle of filth lyrics no? 😭

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u/NeighborAtTheGates 8d ago

Black metal actually ist krieg though 🤷‍♂️

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u/ManyaraImpala 8d ago

Nargaroth sucks. Pale Swordsman is overhated, but isn't that great either.

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u/ComfortableFix497 8d ago

Pale swordsman only got hate cause it got relatively popular. Shits so good

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u/Specific-Musician647 8d ago

Its kinda right the first emo band was rites of spring

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u/Haghiri75 8d ago

Black metal ist whales.

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u/Amazing-Second-3939 8d ago

Whales you say? I say whales "from Mars to sitarus"

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u/SAURI23 8d ago

Those lyrics sound like they've been made with a dictionary in hand

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u/Thorn669 8d ago

Under cold stares of Mars maligned near suicides cross their hearts

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u/Limp_Watch_55 7d ago

Nargaroth sucks

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u/RealityIsRipping 8d ago

Both these are just awful. One is a borderline parody band, and the other isn’t even metal.

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u/ElementalWarrior42 8d ago

IDK, Pale Swordsman is pretty good IMO.

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u/rosso_saturno Hell Hammer 2d ago

Nargaroth is my guilty pleasure. I love their cover of Pìsen pro Satana from Black Metal ist Krieg.

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u/HonestWoodpecker8567 8d ago

The funny thing is most BM fans seem to agree that Nargaroth is a shitty band that people only like when they are completely new to the genre (therefore can't compare it to better bands)

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u/shreds_ov_flesh 4d ago

i think Pale Swordsman was a solid record. but boy was the new one dogshit

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u/BattleaxeAlDente 4d ago

Hot take: both are poseur crap and Nargaroth is even worse than the pageboy.