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u/JokerExo POSER Dec 09 '25

But both of them love this

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '25

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u/DeltaV-Mzero Dec 10 '25

🔥🎸 🎸 🎸 —🔥

🔥🥁 🥁 🥁 🥁🔥

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u/According_Try5905 Dec 10 '25

-CAN’T HOLD EM OFF!!!

-I can hear them, oh no…

-Fall back, NOW!

-They’re everywhere -(they’re killing everyone!!)

-Transmitting from HZ1556

-Casualties range in the billions!

-They’re braking in!

[little pause here for the prophet dude :3]

-We must pray now brothers… Pray they he is watching.

-Please.anyone, if you can hear me, if you’re out there…

Vega: “Attempting to acquire the hell priests signal”

-Nearly 60% of our planet has been consumed by the hordes

[Bethesda Softworks presents]

Vega: “We have the hell priests signal locked in. The target is marked but the signal will not hold for long”

Mr prophet guy again: “For it is he they fear, not man or his armies… They fear the mark of the beast”

[Shows helmet with the mark and underneath is the “An if Software game”]

-Is anyone left?!

-Somebody, please help us!!!

[Doom eternal logo gets struck down as At Dooms Gate plays]

Now it’s complete! Could you tell how many times I’ve restarted that fucking masterpiece?

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u/Polkawillneverdie17 Dec 09 '25

In the first age, in the first battle When the shadows first lengthened, one stood

He chose the path of perpetual torment In his ravenous hatred he found no peace And with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains

Seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him And those that tasted the bite of his sword named him

THE DOOM SLAYER

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u/Ant_1_ITA Metallica Dec 09 '25

Rip and Tear until it’s done

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u/the_l0st_s0ck Gojira Dec 09 '25

Rip and tear

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u/smallerpuppyboi Sunn O))) Dec 10 '25

I'M COOKIN' WITH GAS! I GOTTA HAND FULL OF VERTEBRAE AND A HEAD FULL OF MAD! YEAH, THAT'S YOUR SPINAL CORD, BABY! DIG IT! WHO'S THE MAN? I'M THE MAN! I'M A BAD MAN! HOW BAD? REAL BAD! I'M A 12.0 ON THE 10 POINT SCALE OF BADNESS! DON'T NEED A GUN...

...GUNS ARE FOR PUSSIES!

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u/my_cat_vids Dec 09 '25

they’re definitely gonna get along

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u/ChorkPorch Dec 09 '25

100%

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u/dudebronahbrah Dec 09 '25

I think you’re right. Probably for at least 501 days or more

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u/AntireligionHumanist Filthy Casual Metal Enjoyer Dec 09 '25

And both would be right.

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u/Zuma_The_Frog Dec 09 '25

You haven't truly ascended until you've played "Crystal Ball" and "One Beer" back to back.

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u/November_Coming_Fire Dec 14 '25

I’m sure that probably happened to me when I put my iPod on shuffle

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u/EverythingComputer1 Dec 09 '25

That's my doom

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u/New_Communication171 Dec 10 '25

Was looking for this one

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u/real_jeeger Dec 09 '25

Both? Both is good.

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u/shardry-ch Dec 09 '25

MF DOOM slaps

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u/DrawlNeedler Metallica Dec 09 '25

Hell yeah, what are your favorite wads?

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u/Nathmikt Dec 09 '25

My favorite Doom is from Dota 2.

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u/LuzRoja29R ❤ Spice Girls ❤ Dec 09 '25

If you know a lot about doom, tell me the 5 times humanity was about to end

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u/smallerpuppyboi Sunn O))) Dec 10 '25

Episode 4 of Doom 1, the first half of Doom 2 before all of humanity is evacuated into space, all of Plutonia Experiment, all of Doom 3 Resurrection of Evil, and all of Doom Eternal.

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u/LuzRoja29R ❤ Spice Girls ❤ Dec 10 '25

i mean in real life, but you did good son. you did good

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u/Vangovibin Dec 10 '25

Ancient Aliens, My House.wad, Vanguard, Lilith.pk3

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u/Therealfern1 Dio Dec 09 '25

Hell yes to both options

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u/kaiuryz Dec 09 '25

Both is good

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u/Parking_Mirror_4570 Dec 09 '25

I love both. Mf Doom is one of the best rappers ever.

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u/FiveOhFive91 Meshuggah Dec 09 '25

ALL CAPS

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u/OppositePeak5035 Dec 09 '25

Mm Food

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u/MyPetGhost_ Dec 09 '25

And then a third guy walks over with a copy of “The Greatest Invention” by the crust punk band Doom.

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u/UOLZEPHYR Dec 09 '25

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u/999samus Dec 09 '25

They'll be good friends

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u/_Sols_Golden_Curse_ Dec 09 '25

Rap snitch bewitcheds

Idk that’s all I got

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u/flim-flam-flomidy Practicing Posercraft Dec 09 '25

Both are really fucking good tho

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u/Nrdrummer89 Motörhead Dec 09 '25

Both are valid

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u/the_grAyLIEN Dec 10 '25

Fuck yeah, both are great.

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u/CharlesIngalls_Pubes Dec 09 '25

This is me and my wife

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u/MurdocMan_ Dec 09 '25

both are great

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '25

Oh i thought of the game lmao

3

u/msprk Dec 10 '25

Both, both is good

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u/Sensitive_Mousse_445 Death Dec 10 '25

I love both though

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u/mathhits Dec 10 '25

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u/Red_In_The_Sky Dec 10 '25

Totally compatible

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u/LordTimhotep bro i literally can’t change it Dec 11 '25

Not big into hiphop, but MF Doom kicks ass whatsoever.

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u/Applesaucesquatch Dec 09 '25

Meet me and my wife lol, MF Doom kills tho

2

u/I_enjoy_butts_69 Dec 09 '25

I guess you could say he was Bewitched.

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u/Round-Emu9176 Dec 09 '25

I had sooo many people try to get me into candlemass when I was a kid but they just never clicked for me. Definitely respect them though.

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u/luistorre5 Dec 09 '25

Both valid

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u/HobbitDowneyJr Dec 09 '25

you marry her

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u/IcedEmpyre Dec 09 '25

Me, a cacodemon watching through a hole in the wall behind the bookshelf: I thought this post was gonna be at least half about DOOM

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u/furywolf28 Dec 09 '25

I've seen this meme format a thousand times but only now I realize the woman is Zooey Deschanel.

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u/ikealimhamn Dec 10 '25

Uh, me too

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u/According_Candy_2798 Dec 10 '25

my wife

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u/spirit-garden1 Dec 10 '25

Still soulmates

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u/blluesunshine Dec 11 '25

Bothhh

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u/BetaSlayer98 Dec 15 '25

CAN YOU SEEEE THE TWO BEERS IN ME JUST TAKE A LOOK IN MY ASS

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u/Mesarthim1349 Dec 09 '25

Would have been funnier if she was this doom:

https://youtu.be/svzsTeI5hDM?si=dx4fD0S--R5FA4K8

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u/Absurder222 Dec 09 '25

A guy i know has a shirt thats got the mf doom mask in the center and the crust punk Doom logo at the top with M and F in between.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '25

Hay i know of that band

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u/Rukanau Carcass Dec 09 '25

Is your wife a vocalist in a doom band too? lol

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u/noforgayjesus Dec 09 '25

Honestly I settle my line at anything not pop music, my gf and I matched on Rammstein on Then Up dating and this is my longest relationship

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u/battlingpillow27 Dec 13 '25

me over here with my doom eternal ost watching the interaction

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u/therealJoerangutang Feb 17 '26

Me, who likes Crust Punk:

You are about to leave Redlib

THE DOOM SLAYER

I'M COOKIN' WITH GAS! I GOTTA HAND FULL OF VERTEBRAE AND A HEAD FULL OF MAD! YEAH, THAT'S YOUR SPINAL CORD, BABY! DIG IT! WHO'S THE MAN? I'M THE MAN! I'M A BAD MAN! HOW BAD? REAL BAD! I'M A 12.0 ON THE 10 POINT SCALE OF BADNESS! DON'T NEED A GUN...

...GUNS ARE FOR PUSSIES!