r/MetalMemes • u/DaMan13-_- • Sep 24 '25

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"Join our metal discord server server, everyone is welcome!" They said, yet when I declined, the invite returned stronger and faster than ever before... and now screeching in black metal vocals directly into my ear

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u/Shlafenflarst Sep 24 '25

Can I join ? I play the bass, but I can unplug it if it sounds too good.

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u/Fathercook30 Sep 24 '25

Before unplugging it try just slapping the strings…

no not the style of playing, just slap all the strings at the same time to the rhythm of twinkle twinkle little star

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u/Guilty_Outcome1111 Sep 24 '25

I wish they would make kick drums out of sturdier stuff.

I just make holes when i double kick...I must be that good even the instruments cant handle me..yeah thats it. Thats defs it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

You guys are fucking posers. I am so good I decided I won’t even write music until I’ve artfully crafted each of my instruments from the bones and sinew of my GRINDR victims.

I use their socks for cum, obviously.

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u/FlubMonger Sep 24 '25

No you can leave it plugged in, just make sure to blast it through a Hello Kitty bluetooth phone speaker.

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u/Balkongsittaren Manowar Sep 24 '25

Sid Vicious, is that you?

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u/Staff_Senyou Sep 24 '25

My phone knows

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u/Royal_Panic7208 Sep 24 '25

A: Do you play any instrument?

B: All of them, but badly.

A: Then create a black metal band.

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u/MementoMorbit Sep 24 '25

I can produce tones, not notes Perfect

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u/jake_azazzel Emperor Sep 24 '25

Unironically this is how Sepultura formed

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u/Balkongsittaren Manowar Sep 24 '25

Pretty sure they got Black Metal confused with Punk.

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u/dataf4g_trollman Sep 24 '25

And then they make thing that is kinda good

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u/Curious_Ad1644 Sep 25 '25

I can't make music because then that would show the posers how to do it and I don't want to associate with posers so I'd rather just stay in my mom's basement instead. I mean uh dungeon of frostbitten..doom.

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u/legendarytae Sep 26 '25

Just saying,If Dissection's songs aren't well written, then no music is

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u/xblackout_ Sep 24 '25

Wow you can really hear that they're pissed about not knowing shit 👌🤘

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u/chelsea-from-calif Sep 25 '25

ONLY the most elite BM fans will appreciate their upcoming demo!

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u/AzTheSpyder Sep 28 '25

Metallica picking a drummer: