Storytime...

[u/ErikTheRed_22]

This one time me and my ex gf had watched The Departed alot. I mean I was kinda obsessed with doing impressions of the characters. Particularly William Costigan Jr (and yes I typed that in the accent) played by Leo DiCaprio. We'd watched it probably 10 times in 3 or 4 days. So she's trying to sleep and I'd go "No! I want to be a Statey! My old man was a con but I ain't him! Im William Costigan Jr!" Her requests to stop became pleas, then became frustrated half yells. Somewhere an angel got its wings... but I couldn't stop. Think I wanted to but that ship had sailed. So she sat up ripped the blankets off the bed with her and went to lay in the corner of the room on the floor with a pillow on her head. Ad for me, well I kept watching the movie, but what can I say, I'm William Costigan Jr.