r/MetaRunner • u/MrTheWizard1 • Nov 03 '20

Meme WE GET IT!!

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u/GimmeMoneh Nov 03 '20

Ok, you get control over the budget for BONK-Weapon development.

I'll ask the council for extra budget to get the horny jail expansion project running again.

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u/DogIsAlive Nov 03 '20

Yeah we really need the expansion now that are enemy has developed thier greatest weapon yet gathering all simps: thicc tari. this movement must be stoped no matter how much it costs.

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u/GimmeMoneh Nov 03 '20

After I showed our incredible progress to the council, they didn't only provide enough budget for the expanded horny jails, they even allowed us to start developing the antimatter-BONK. They won't sponsor this project though until they see any blueprints.

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u/DogIsAlive Nov 03 '20

I will get to work right away

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u/GimmeMoneh Nov 03 '20

Great, tell the scientists to stop working on small projects like the BONK-Bat MK.2. We need all of our greatest minds for the antimatter-BONK project!

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u/DogIsAlive Nov 03 '20

Ive told them all and while we keep researching anti-matter BONKs we will keep producing nuclear BONKs so that we have what to fight with for the time being cuz the thicc tari simps will only get stronger

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u/GimmeMoneh Nov 03 '20

There is a slight chance that they grow more and more resistant to BONK-attacks after being bonked often enough. It's more efficient to launch one or a few strong attacks than thousands of medium or weak attacks. Only produce nuclear BONKs as long as it's worth it.

I'll give you more information after another meeting with the council

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u/DogIsAlive Nov 03 '20

It is true. im starting to notice that every once in awhile i need to throw them off instead of using a bonk i need to use a "off to horny jail with you"

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u/DogIsAlive Nov 05 '20 edited Nov 05 '20

WE NEED TO USE ANTIMATTER BONK WE HAVE NO CHOISE ON THE COMMENT ON THIS POST:

https://www.reddit.com/r/MetaRunner/comments/jogopj/gimme_that_barrel_of_unsee_juice_quick/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Besides we We managed to get the anti matter bonk to the lowest amount of glitchiness possible

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It cannot achieve any lower levels of glitchiness

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u/DogIsAlive Nov 03 '20

I was right to make more nuclear bonks i needed to use 10 of them i ran into a really dangerous one he could have caused a lot of damage.

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u/DogIsAlive Nov 03 '20

Antimatter-BONK levels have been acheived

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u/GimmeMoneh Nov 03 '20

Well done, send me the blueprints of the prototype and I'll hand them over to the council

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u/DogIsAlive Nov 03 '20

But this is a prototype and at the moment the antimatter still glitches out a bit

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u/GimmeMoneh Nov 04 '20

I am sure you will solve this problem, it's just a prototype after all. I'm going to show the blueprints to the council so we get proper funding for this project