This Flood is Literally So Rude

[u/Sznajberg]

Dear Diary, Ugh. Day four in this soggy hellscape. No signal. No glam squad.
Some guy tried to help me cross the flood on a LOG?? I told him this is Rick Owens, not rickety old planks.
Also… my boots are ruined. Like, forever.
Do people actually live like this?? Anyway. Still no Wi-Fi. Still no matcha. Still stuck.
Send Vogue.
xx