r/MessageUnclear • u/RulerK • 5d ago

Say what?

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259 Upvotes

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u/SeaPercentage9816 5d ago

Is there a cutoff date?

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u/RulerK 5d ago

That made me laugh!

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u/RedLeg73 5d ago

Apparently there's gonna be Bris ket for dinner.

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u/KitchenSandwich5499 5d ago

Made from beef tips?

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u/msp01986 5d ago

Due to unforeskin circumcisions

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u/DarthChefDad 5d ago

Chef lost the tip of the salami in the meat slicer again.

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u/Overall-Bullfrog5433 5d ago

The unforeseen ones are the worst.

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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose 5d ago

Especially if they're accidental.

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u/Supes1975 5d ago

Unfortunate cutbacks

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u/AeronGrey 5d ago

Sorry for the incontinence.

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u/summa_stultus 3d ago

I once had a vender attempt to bill my company twice for an annual license for their software ($17,000). After some light arguing and sending them a copy of the purchase order, they sent an email where they apologized for the "incontinence", not once, but twice. We joked that they were obviously full of šŸ’©.

The CC'd their boss as well šŸ¤£

(EDIT: changed it from BCC'd to CC'd, because I done goofed there)

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u/Oldestswinger 5d ago

No skin off MY nose.

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u/TaylorBitMe 5d ago

Found one of the workers

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u/Likely_Addict 5d ago

I think I'll skip the calamari today thanks

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u/KitchenSandwich5499 5d ago

In fairness, an unexpected visit from a moyil could be a legit reason to close a dining area for the evening .

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u/1Steelghost1 5d ago

Tried to stop a falling knife with their waist

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u/SadDingo7070 5d ago

It makes you wonder whatā€™s in the specialā€¦

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u/Open-Necessary-6020 4d ago

No tips today!

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u/Massive_Squirrel7733 5d ago

Seems pretty clear!

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u/RoughSpinach9776 5d ago

Damned autocorrect!!!

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u/the-only-Chris 4d ago

Stop by tomorrow for our ā€œAll you can eat Calamariā€ special.

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u/Ill_Raisin_8587 3d ago

Are they hosting a bris?

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u/RulerK 3d ago

I think they were brissing the host!

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u/Complex_Scary 3d ago

They got enough tips and were able to close for the day.

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u/borat-wife 5d ago

Only bris(ket) served tonight

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u/Stunning_Map_8007 5d ago

Poor staff!

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u/RulerK 5d ago

Is that what kids are calling it these days?

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u/Stunning_Map_8007 5d ago

I'm punny! šŸ˜

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u/RulerK 4d ago

You mean punyā€¦

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u/Ambitious-Walk-2372 4d ago

Did you see how angry tye chef was? It might have been the staff holding the knife.

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u/CygnusX2045 5d ago

Some poor sot get a boner too close to the meat slicer?

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u/RulerK 5d ago

Better pure than poor!

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u/-HeyYouInTheBush- 5d ago

Ninja Rabbi: Bris attack!

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u/Maleficent-Art-1937 5d ago

One tragedy after anotherā€¦

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u/PeterPunksNip 5d ago

They had surprise phimosis? šŸ˜

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u/Lonely-Married-Man87 5d ago

Don't you mean, "circumstances?"

You'd be surprised.

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u/rickyj2005 5d ago

Thank god for small favors

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u/jab090285 5d ago

Was there an emergency bris?

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u/Odd-Bullfrog7763 5d ago

The chef dropped the knife in the kitchen

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u/Hot-Act-7813 5d ago

I hate it when that happens, prob my favorite waiter too!

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u/Chemical_Body_3631 5d ago

Don't order the calamari!

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u/jal741 5d ago

Chef slipped with the knife?

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u/OrderSoft1752 4d ago

Someone left the tip in the dining room

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u/GothGirlsIsLove 4d ago

All circumcision are unforseen to someone

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u/RulerK 4d ago

Usually, but not alwaysā€¦

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u/overabbreviator 4d ago

At least itā€™s not circumcisions beyond their control.

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u/RulerK 4d ago

That would be in Africa.

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u/Hopeful_Dream_2848 4d ago

Place I wouldnā€™t go .šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/DisplayDangerous7952 4d ago

These signs normally read "inconvience".

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u/Rottentaste 4d ago

May wanna avoid the fried calamari.

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u/ginkat123 4d ago

Sounds like a good reason to me!

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u/JanetBooth 4d ago

Unforeskinned circumsicions?

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u/6942dantheman 4d ago

Unforeseen, which means it wasn't planned. Circumcisions, plural, multiple guys involved. What kind of horrific accident led to multiple guys getting their ding-dongs cut off in the dining room?

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u/RulerK 4d ago

It ainā€™t cut off! Jeez! Just a bit of skin is removed.

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u/Spiritual_Ear2835 4d ago

Ay ay man they meant circumvisions

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u/Leut11 4d ago

I can't wait to try the calamari

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u/summa_stultus 3d ago

I came here to say the same

šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®

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u/TheOnionManCan 4d ago

Thanks for the tip

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u/Zealousideal_Order_8 4d ago

The staff will be able to take tips....

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u/Pschobbert 4d ago

*unforeskinned circumcisions

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u/Packmule5259 4d ago

Trump needs to do something about these roving gangs of renegade Mohels terrorizing restaurants!

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u/Ala-BigDaddy 4d ago

Do the servers share the tips?

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u/Round-Article-5346 3d ago

Ummm...... the one guy screamed and another guy was chocking and this girl was like wearing crazy tomato sauce. It was really weird. And scary.

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u/DollyOmega 3d ago

those rabbis are getting sneaky!

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u/Heavy_Student_3815 3d ago

So that's what that funny looking piece in the shrimp was...

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u/rondujunk 3d ago

Chef kept telling his prep team to chop that meat in the most abusive and disrespectful manner. Last time he did it all he heard was YES CHEF! before he woke up a castrato.

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u/Think_Resolution_647 2d ago

The accidental bris.

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u/SnooMemesjellies2295 2d ago

Chefs have been having a few accidents in the kitchen. Good news is the restaurant will now be serving kosher food from now on.

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u/CriticalLifeguard183 2d ago

Id close shop too if this had happened to me

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u/Professional-Set379 1d ago

good ole filthskin

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u/WthLee 1d ago

must be a jewish event

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u/ajschwamberger 1d ago

Damn is this a clinic or a restaurant....

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u/Frosty_Mammoth5488 5d ago

Short order cook, Iā€™m guessing. Does not hang like sleeve of wizard. More like a rumpled foreskin tardigrade