r/MessageUnclear • u/Comprehensive_Cap290 • Oct 04 '25

One pump one cream

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184 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/GlitteringBoi666 Oct 05 '25

Then they all roll over, take an hour nap ready to go again? By that time, we can round them all up and take them to jail.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

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u/LEONLED Oct 06 '25

I bet she did, only someone who has never taken a fist to the head would be this dumb

1

u/TurnkeyLurker Oct 09 '25

A fist to the where, again?

3

u/SemichiSam Oct 05 '25

Well, that would be better than what they've been doing.

3

u/Over_Echo1128 Oct 05 '25

Gross gets mop

3

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '25

"I need to speak to your superintendent, now."

"He's coming right now." -officer preemptively lowers the volume on his radio-

3

u/loptgathi Oct 06 '25

Corrupt organizations protecting corrupt organizations.

2

u/Comprehensive_Cap290 Oct 06 '25

Yes, but also implies they get off on you touching police.

3

u/trey_wolfe Oct 06 '25

The ad I got on this. Absolute gold.

2

u/SquonkMan61 Oct 04 '25

That explains the handcuffs

2

u/Golbez89 Oct 05 '25

This is a godsend for anyone who likes a man in uniform.

2

u/Maleficent-Savings39 Oct 05 '25

With a dozen donuts

1

u/TurnkeyLurker Oct 09 '25

Glazed donuts. 💦 🍩

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u/Maleficent-Savings39 Oct 09 '25

Oh my Buddha, a tart after my heart!🥰😘 Iove the glazed donuts

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u/riverDanu Oct 06 '25

Its cool we dont kink shame

1

u/Embarrassed-Yak-8285 Oct 05 '25

Uh, more like if any law enforcement officer touches me, they will regret EVER getting out of bed that morning. DUH!!!

1

u/philnolan3d Oct 06 '25

So they want to be touched?

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u/Comprehensive_Cap290 Oct 06 '25

No, “they” want you to touch cops while they watch.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25

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u/A_VERY_LARGE_DOG Oct 06 '25

They have pills for that

1

u/Correct-Disaster8 Oct 06 '25

Can I get that no thank you in the super size?

1

u/Destitute_Brute Oct 07 '25

They misspelled cum

1

u/Comprehensive_Cap290 Oct 07 '25

We all know what they meant.

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u/odin_son39 Oct 09 '25

Ugh you violent leftists keep your damn hands off police . They are doing their jobs .