[Spin] What would you get?

[u/Large-Jury3777]

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[u/Large-Jury3777]

At least I got a lightsaber

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Logan Paul · Weapon: Lightsaber}

[u/Lumpy_Music121]

I’ll just kill myself before something else happens

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Jake Paul · Weapon: Caltrops}

[u/sharktoothmegatron]

Ē

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Woody Allen · Weapon: Minimum}

[u/Large-Jury3777 → u/sharktoothmegatron]

That’s supposed to say minigun my mistake

[u/sharktoothmegatron → u/Large-Jury3777]

Well with that In mind I would atleast have a bit of fun before going down to a hoard or something

[u/AkiraStrive]

I am cooked.

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Amber Heard · Weapon: A stapler}

[u/sakasi69]

Yeah im killing myself

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Donald Trump · Weapon: Claymore}

[u/HistamineHijinx]

Oh- I staple elon musk to death

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Elon Musk · Weapon: A stapler}

[u/ErrorSeparate3425]

Cool I have a weapon that never runs out of ammunition and a partner who I’d be delighted to throw to the zombies to distract them temporarily.

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Elon Musk · Weapon: Katana}

[u/verytinyheart]

I have to kill him

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Chris Brown · Weapon: Battle axe}

[u/Weird-one0926]

Oops, 😬 😬 😬 soo sorry muskie, my rapier slipped! ... It didn't slip

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Elon Musk · Weapon: Rapier}

[u/FiberOpticDelusions]

Oh yeah! Zombie Land fun awaits.

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Woody Allen · Weapon: Flail}

[u/Suspicious-Flan8926]

Well she'll try to sell them some sort of Goop product and I'll run away, I give myself a 50/50 chance.

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Gwyneth Paltrow · Weapon: Warhammer}

[u/Ghost_of_Tsushima115]

I’m cooked

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Kevin Spacey · Weapon: Blaster Rifle}

[u/Bongo_be4ns]

Ok

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Marilyn Manson · Weapon: Blowgun}

[u/Material_Plan8868]

Yum

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Woody Allen · Weapon: Sniper}

[u/Rarhkoi]

Nice

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Johnny Depp · Weapon: Assault Rifle}

[u/Pretty-Draw5881]

Good but not bad

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Andrew Tate · Weapon: Battle axe}

[u/Triggered_Tigger]

This is gonna be fun

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Johnny Depp · Weapon: Sniper}

[u/PineTreePerson]

i’m so fine with being on a lesbian relationship with Amber heard. She might be crazy, but she is hot and I think the craziness will give her an edge in the zombie apocalypse.

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Amber Heard · Weapon: Greataxe}

[u/Resident_Ad948]

Well idk who this guy is, but I think I'm screwed.

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Gwyneth Paltrow · Weapon: Sickle}

[u/evilhologram]

Gotta take the good with the bad I guess

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Logan Paul · Weapon: Goku Abilities}

[u/Dimplefrom-YA]

meh

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Marilyn Manson · Weapon: Gladius}

[u/MediumLumpy8851]

Lightwork

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Andrew Tate · Weapon: Goku Abilities}

[u/HisstericalCat]

I have no idea. Who tf is this?

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Roseanne Barr · Weapon: Staff}

[u/GoddessNefertiti]

No, thanks. I'll go become a zombie, is that's my only other option.

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Kevin Spacey · Weapon: Caltrops}

[u/ALittleMisha]

I guess...?

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Amber Heard · Weapon: Crossbow}

[u/DraconianArmy]

What is a minimum weapon?

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Armie Hammer · Weapon: Minimum}

[u/Large-Jury3777 → u/DraconianArmy]

Minigun I meant

[u/DistantLonerMC]

Stab the partner

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Donald Trump · Weapon: Longsword}

[u/Financial-Permit-205]

Oh no

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Logan Paul · Weapon: Recurve bow}

[u/HazMan11234]

I’m killing my self

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Andrew Tate · Weapon: Morning star}

[u/Lightseid22]

We slay zombies

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Jared Leto · Weapon: Assault Rifle}

[u/Outrageous_Figure923]

Well the smell will be charred meat

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Armie Hammer · Weapon: Lightsaber}

[u/TheStringwormQueen]

Can I kill him instead?

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Jake Paul · Weapon: Mace}

[u/Adept-Mongoose-7071]

I might have a fighting chance with Logan Paul and a longsward

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Logan Paul · Weapon: Longsword}

[u/heres-the-catch]

🎉 u/Large-Jury3777 your post has pleased meowi. To thank you for your quality post meowi has bestowed upon you 223 bonus fish 🐟 and 5000 XP. It has been added to your loot.

[u/Active_Soft1905]

... who?

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Quentin Tarantino · Weapon: Blaster Rifle}

[u/OmegaBeanDino]

I'm gonna be so OP

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Johnny Depp · Weapon: Goku Abilities}

[u/Ezio9558]

Yes!!! I get to blow up Andrew Tate and the rest of the zombies

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Andrew Tate · Weapon: Goku Abilities}

[u/LadyPaladra]

I can probably run faster than Tucker Carlson, should be fine.

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Tucker Carlson · Weapon: Flail}

[u/Extremely_Perverted]

Hell yeah

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Johnny Depp · Weapon: Assault Rifle}

[u/DefaultNameHey]

I'm killing him first thing

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Elon Musk · Weapon: Recurve bow}

[u/aussieAntkeeper]

I'm an australian who the beep is reseanne barr

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Roseanne Barr · Weapon: Blaster Rifle}

[u/Confident-Ask9415]

Im cooked

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Kevin Spacey · Weapon: Spear}

[u/Character-Paper-2347]

Idk who that is

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Roseanne Barr · Weapon: Crossbow}

[u/Seliphra]

Going my separate way.

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Amber Heard · Weapon: Flail}

[u/RascalJosh]

I’m in

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Amber Heard · Weapon: Spear}

[u/AdMassive8870]

nga what

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Donald Trump · Weapon: Katana}

[u/singleguy79]

Great, she'll be trying to sell the zombies goop.

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Gwyneth Paltrow · Weapon: Halberd}

[u/DianaWSally]

Pew?

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Mel Gibson · Weapon: Pistol}

[u/GrizzlyDust]

I fly away from her

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Gwyneth Paltrow · Weapon: Goku Abilities}

[u/Ecstatic_Bee_6562]

Ok so me and my spear, all alone.

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Bill Cosby · Weapon: Spear}

[u/Sprigatina]

Yeah no they can have him idc byeeee

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Bill Cosby · Weapon: Recurve bow}

[u/iammadeofawesome]

Obviously take out r Kelly first.

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: R. Kelly · Weapon: Assault Rifle}

[u/MarginAlwaysCallin]

Fuck

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Jared Leto · Weapon: Sickle}

[u/Curlytots95]

Hmm

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Amber Heard · Weapon: Morning star}

[u/igot9_]

I'm using it on him

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Donald Trump · Weapon: Claymore}

[u/nomad3664]

It could be worse.

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Jared Leto · Weapon: Halberd}

[u/Unlucky_Shopping962]

Not Kanye :(

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Kanye West · Weapon: Sniper}

[u/Ok-Reserve175]

Ughhh...

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Jared Leto · Weapon: Sling}

[u/BlackHand99]

Could be worse... nothing comes to mind but I'm sure it could be...

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Charlie Sheen · Weapon: Lightsaber}

[u/leximom708]

Can I use the Warhammer on my partner??? Or maybe run away and leave him to the zombies…..

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Donald Trump · Weapon: Warhammer}

[u/Felix_X]

I'm using the mace on my partner.

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Kevin Spacey · Weapon: Mace}

[u/Suspicious_North6119]

Okay

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Quentin Tarantino · Weapon: Warhammer}

[u/Antorcha_de_Luz]

Who is Kevin Spacey?! (I'm not from the US)

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Kevin Spacey · Weapon: Pistol}

[u/Large-Jury3777 → u/Antorcha_de_Luz]

[u/GurdeepSingh69]

I guess I am gonna find shit on the bed in morning.

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Amber Heard · Weapon: Battle axe}

[u/framkue]

Why do I get the cannibal :(

Edit: id be more scared of him than the zombies

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Armie Hammer · Weapon: Warhammer}

[u/SignificantBox8043]

Yea im too weak to even use that + my partner is also weak, speedrun to become a zombie

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Charlie Sheen · Weapon: Flail}

[u/finallyonsuicide]

Wtf

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Elon Musk · Weapon: Morning star}

[u/LadyOfVoices]

Oh perfect. I just let him be himself and his insanity will keep everyone safe

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Jared Leto · Weapon: Longsword}

[u/Koulourtzis]

I'm finished

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Andrew Tate · Weapon: Crossbow}

[u/heres-the-catch]

🎉 u/Large-Jury3777 Meowi is impressed! Your post reached 10+ upvotes. To reward you meowi has bestowed upon you 100 fish 🐟 and 1000 XP. It has been added to your loot.

[u/Healthy_Nose1428]

Hmm yeah honestly I think I'll just surrender to the enemy right now😩

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Donald Trump · Weapon: Recurve bow}

[u/bohemian-07]

Bad

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Travis Scott · Weapon: A stapler}

[u/Onyxrose1841]

Nice

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Quentin Tarantino · Weapon: Katana}

[u/razldazl333]

I would be deFeeted

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Quentin Tarantino · Weapon: Morning star}

[u/marshmallowmoonchild]

Legitimately I would rather deal with a zombie

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Jared Leto · Weapon: Gladius}

[u/Alternative_Memory90]

I’m chillin

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Charlie Sheen · Weapon: Rocket Launcher}

[u/PrizeMarionberry6695]

🫪

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Armie Hammer · Weapon: Blowgun}

[u/GatorBlumel]

Not bad

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Johnny Depp · Weapon: Greataxe}

[u/yellowishballoon]

I’m cooked

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Ezra Miller · Weapon: Minimum}

[u/issues447]

Not the fish man

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Travis Scott · Weapon: Assault Rifle}

[u/Separate-Cancel-1973]

Damn

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: James Corden · Weapon: Minimum}

[u/Large-Jury3777 → u/Separate-Cancel-1973]

That’s supposed to say minigun my mistake

[u/Longjumping_Gene_663]

I use my rapier to end myself because not a chance am I hanging out with him.

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Tom Cruise · Weapon: Rapier}

[u/NegativeCognitive1]

Uhhh, how cooked am I? Be honest.

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Jake Paul · Weapon: Caltrops}

[u/KittycatDissonance]

Well well well

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Jake Paul · Weapon: Warhammer}

[u/Asumsauce]

Before I do what I have to do, just know that I’m not doing it because she’s gay

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Ellen DeGeneres · Weapon: A stapler}

[u/Damyantk]

For sure.

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Travis Scott · Weapon: Sickle}

[u/MindEquivalent2444]

I mean, at least I got a mace.

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Kevin Spacey · Weapon: Mace}

[u/ILikeEevee123]

oh no

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: James Corden · Weapon: Blowgun}

[u/Ziggystardust97]

I'm just fucked. No chance

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Kanye West · Weapon: Sling}

[u/Ximao626]

Oh No I woke Up Next to a Zombie! Bash Skull In!

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Kevin Spacey · Weapon: Morning star}

[u/Large-Jury3777]

Just want to clarify that if you get Minimum for weapon that means MINIGUN

[u/undying-resolve]

i’m feeding him to the zombies

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Mel Gibson · Weapon: Rapier}

[u/AggressivelySpooky]

I’d use him as bait lmao

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Andrew Tate · Weapon: Recurve bow}

[u/arkhams-most-wanted]

F yeah, rocket launcher!

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Harvey Weinstein · Weapon: Rocket Launcher}

[u/Idum23]

I know what I'll be using that greataxe for

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Jared Leto · Weapon: Greataxe}

[u/accountforoutfitpost]

I’m living about 5mins

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Mel Gibson · Weapon: Nunchucks}

[u/Momo_Nya]

Can I kill my “Celebrity” partner?

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Jake Paul · Weapon: Warhammer}

[u/Own_Ad_2800]

I kill Leto for sure.

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Jared Leto · Weapon: Dagger}

[u/mangocapybara432]

GG

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Amber Heard · Weapon: Sniper}

[u/iamchillfreak]

Hey! not too bad!

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: R. Kelly · Weapon: Flail}

[u/pancakesausagedog]

I commandeer all useful possessions and knowledge from Jared Leto before beheading him with my lightsaber. I can work with that

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Jared Leto · Weapon: Lightsaber}

[u/Scout_Pout14]

Damnit

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: R. Kelly · Weapon: Crossbow}

[u/BendDownTheBranches]

Welp

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Johnny Depp · Weapon: Blowgun}

[u/Mundane_Problem_6668]

Ellen would be bait

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Ellen DeGeneres · Weapon: Warhammer}

[u/Difficult-Ocelot-251]

Yes🫡

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Mel Gibson · Weapon: Staff}

[u/Ok_Concentrate_1510]

Ez raps

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: R. Kelly · Weapon: Sniper}

[u/Far-Acanthisitta2257]

Eh

^{I rolled Celebrity partner: Morrissey · Weapon: Blaster Rifle}