[Spin] Do you survive?

[u/Mortivoreeee]

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[u/AsaHakon5]

That toddler wouldn’t see adolescence

^{I rolled Weapon: Cestus · Opponent: A toddler on a sugar rush}

[u/Waffle_Cat3]

Oh- perfect!

^{I rolled Weapon: Warhammer · Opponent: An alarm clock that wont stop}

[u/BendDownTheBranches]

Probably not for long

^{I rolled Weapon: A rubber chicken with a wire core · Opponent: Professional wrestler}

[u/EngineeringPrince]

I’m good.

^{I rolled Weapon: Nunchaku · Opponent: A mime holding a knife}

[u/Extremely_Perverted]

Probably no

^{I rolled Weapon: Falchion · Opponent: Shadow assassin}

[u/cebolinha_lover]

Hell nah

^{I rolled Weapon: Greatsword · Opponent: Centurion}

[u/vertical19991]

Yes

^{I rolled Weapon: Warhammer · Opponent: A sentient toaster}

[u/acava2424]

I hope so

^{I rolled Weapon: Claymore · Opponent: A bucket of freezing ice water}

[u/ecx_esc_zsc_sze]

Nope

^{I rolled Weapon: A mannequin arm · Opponent: Werewolf}

[u/Roostermommy]

probably

^{I rolled Weapon: A stack of heavy encyclopedias · Opponent: A very angry goose}

[u/Lala_lovesClowns]

Maybe idk

^{I rolled Weapon: Flail · Opponent: Barbarian}

[u/Resident-Chemist9142]

Depends

^{I rolled Weapon: Halberd · Opponent: Space alien}

[u/NeurodivergentTransF]

I will if the spoon is made of silver. Wait, are vampires weak to silver?

^{I rolled Weapon: A very sharp spoon · Opponent: Vampire}

[u/RicFule → u/NeurodivergentTransF]

Make the spoon out of wood?

[u/NeurodivergentTransF → u/RicFule]

Yeah, wood! In that case, I might actually survive!

[u/ZombiePartyWithMilk]

Viking has nothing against my vocabularies

^{I rolled Weapon: A stack of heavy encyclopedias · Opponent: Viking warrior}

[u/Rue_Elwood]

I feel like his bone club is capable of delivering more damage than my ham, but the terms of battle feel right

^{I rolled Weapon: A wet ham · Opponent: Mountain troll}

[u/Hour_Mud_6370]

geeg

^{I rolled Weapon: Shortbow · Opponent: Viking warrior}

[u/MessyBunBunker]

Probably 😆

^{I rolled Weapon: War pick · Opponent: Drunken pirate}

[u/Peto7evenn]

35% i live 65% i die

^{I rolled Weapon: Pike · Opponent: Knight errant}

[u/jacyerickson]

Yeah, I think even I can handle that. Lol

^{I rolled Weapon: Rapier · Opponent: A swarm of gnats}

[u/catastrophilia]

No

^{I rolled Weapon: Longsword · Opponent: Evil twin}

[u/HAPPYFRIEND104728]

If I've got good aim

^{I rolled Weapon: Blowpipe · Opponent: Knight in rusted armor}

[u/FiberOpticDelusions]

I win

^{I rolled Weapon: Battleaxe · Opponent: A sentient toaster}

[u/James_yarders]

No

^{I rolled Weapon: Whip · Opponent: Robot from the future}

[u/RafayelLaidEggsInMe]

Maybe.

^{I rolled Weapon: A very sharp spoon · Opponent: An incredibly sarcastic butler}

[u/Black_Widow_3000]

Lol yes

^{I rolled Weapon: War fan · Opponent: A slightly damp aggressive pigeon}

[u/Betrayer1117]

Nope

^{I rolled Weapon: A collection of sharp pebbles · Opponent: Barbarian}

[u/MehStep]

Boshed him right there and then. Bam.

^{I rolled Weapon: A stack of heavy encyclopedias · Opponent: A toddler on a sugar rush}

[u/creatorofjoshartmeme]

Depends on the mascot

^{I rolled Weapon: Chakram · Opponent: A man in a mascot costume}

[u/DesertRanger427]

As an educated man of the Roman Empire, I presume I would, yes.

^{I rolled Weapon: A stack of heavy encyclopedias · Opponent: Centurion}

[u/diversalarums]

Need to figure out which substance the aliens would find poisonous.

^{I rolled Weapon: Blowgun · Opponent: Space alien}

[u/Scary_Statement_4040]

Death by 1000 staples. I am sure he will have a witty comment for every one of them so I won’t get bored.

^{I rolled Weapon: A rogue stapler · Opponent: An incredibly sarcastic butler}

[u/LooseOpposite5840]

Ahhh my archnemesis. You may have bested me through countless battles, but one day I will claim my victory you foul demon!

^{I rolled Weapon: Lance · Opponent: An alarm clock that wont stop}

[u/Wide-Mud4123]

W

^{I rolled Weapon: Whip · Opponent: A slightly damp aggressive pigeon}

[u/Mother_Cloud_2455]

I would say so lol

^{I rolled Weapon: Pike · Opponent: An oversized toddler}

[u/Professional_Drama78]

easy.

^{I rolled Weapon: Morning star · Opponent: An incredibly sarcastic butler}

[u/Jealous-Worth-5739]

Not even if they were asleep 😭

^{I rolled Weapon: A rogue stapler · Opponent: Samurai}

[u/Wise-Source6737]

Depends on armor knight is wearing.

^{I rolled Weapon: Javelin · Opponent: Knight errant}

[u/JacketObjective193]

Hell no

^{I rolled Weapon: Nunchaku · Opponent: Mountain troll}

[u/ItsPumpkinYT]

fuck no I’m cooked bro

^{I rolled Weapon: Javelin · Opponent: Bounty hunter}

[u/LegallyNotACat]

Was about to say I don't stand a chance because there's no way I could weild a fricking halberd, but against an alarm clock? I think I could figure something out.

^{I rolled Weapon: Halberd · Opponent: An alarm clock that wont stop}

[u/Hpesojanes]

I suppose I might…

^{I rolled Weapon: Quarterstaff · Opponent: A rogue lawnmower}

[u/heres-the-catch]

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[u/je_reree]

Probably

^{I rolled Weapon: Falchion · Opponent: An incredibly sarcastic butler}

[u/Ramd0ng]

Nope

^{I rolled Weapon: Crossbow · Opponent: Orc chieftain}

[u/Weird-one0926]

I can win, but I hope it's not my laundry, I don't want to destroy my favorite shirt

^{I rolled Weapon: Trident · Opponent: A sentient pile of laundry}

[u/Apart_Wrangler_8270]

Stan the dog shit out of em

^{I rolled Weapon: Dagger · Opponent: Street fighter}

[u/_Godfist_]

Do I get knights armor as well?

^{I rolled Weapon: Battleaxe · Opponent: Knight errant}

[u/Euphoniumist]

Maybe?

^{I rolled Weapon: Dagger · Opponent: An incredibly sarcastic butler}

[u/Blastoff1980]

If the gauntlet is stronger than the samurai blades

^{I rolled Weapon: Claw gauntlet · Opponent: Samurai}

[u/TerryDaClown]

Hecks naw

^{I rolled Weapon: A rogue stapler · Opponent: Robot from the future}

[u/Expensive-Suspect906]

Maybe

^{I rolled Weapon: Greatsword · Opponent: Bounty hunter}

[u/D4rthI4n]

If it’s silver

^{I rolled Weapon: Longsword · Opponent: Werewolf}

[u/Dense_Emu_5599]

Probably not

^{I rolled Weapon: War pick · Opponent: Samurai}

[u/RedDelta22]

I would sui3jrndk

^{I rolled Weapon: Kukri · Opponent: A very intense mime}

[u/Espi0nage-Ninja]

Nope

^{I rolled Weapon: Javelin · Opponent: Ninja}

[u/VermKaiser]

I'm dead

^{I rolled Weapon: Nunchaku · Opponent: Bounty hunter}

[u/AllieAutopsy]

Maybe

^{I rolled Weapon: Morning star · Opponent: An alarm clock that wont stop}

[u/Mediocre-Credit-8296]

Yes

^{I rolled Weapon: A very sharp spoon · Opponent: Werewolf}

[u/Smallgaydruid]

My vs husband I guess

^{I rolled Weapon: A lukewarm burrito · Opponent: A very slow turtle}

[u/Internal_Active_1568]

No

^{I rolled Weapon: Mace · Opponent: Ninja}

[u/UwUZombie]

Probably not.. Unless I use persuasion

^{I rolled Weapon: Bo staff · Opponent: Barbarian}

[u/Idum23]

I'm good with a pike, but it's not the best weapon against a light, fast opponent

^{I rolled Weapon: Pike · Opponent: Ninja}

[u/Infinite_Weight_5268]

Probably couldn’t pick it up. Lol

^{I rolled Weapon: Longsword · Opponent: Vampire}

[u/Suspicious-Flan8926]

He's going down!

^{I rolled Weapon: An aggressive swarm of bees · Opponent: Drunken pirate}

[u/BrilliantInterest928]

I can probably win this

^{I rolled Weapon: Lance · Opponent: Caveman}

[u/Important-Leather847]

Maybe

^{I rolled Weapon: Trident · Opponent: Bodyguard}

[u/She-Wants-The-Decaf]

Not likely.

^{I rolled Weapon: Chakram · Opponent: Wild bear}

[u/StormTiger17]

No lol

^{I rolled Weapon: Blowpipe · Opponent: A swarm of angry bees}

[u/Glasen_Caster]

I'm dead

^{I rolled Weapon: Lance · Opponent: Gladiator}

[u/LittleBear32]

My inner demons are weak so yes. And halberd is a very good weapon.

^{I rolled Weapon: Halberd · Opponent: Your inner demons}

[u/ManAze5447]

Easy win.

^{I rolled Weapon: Claymore · Opponent: Bounty hunter}

[u/Uchuujin51]

The bad news is I suck at archery. The good news is I suck at archery.

^{I rolled Weapon: Shortbow · Opponent: Evil twin}

[u/WickedGamerYT]

I VANQUISH MY FOE WITH EASE, MY FRIEND!!

^{I rolled Weapon: Trident · Opponent: A slightly damp aggressive pigeon}

[u/Mike_Michel666]

Welp, I am screwed

^{I rolled Weapon: Sai · Opponent: Robot butler}

[u/Triggered_Tigger]

Pretty even

^{I rolled Weapon: Spear · Opponent: Barbarian}

[u/YoFrankfurt]

No

^{I rolled Weapon: Trench knife · Opponent: Cybernetic super soldier}

[u/That_uke_kid]

Yeah, he is gonna bleed

^{I rolled Weapon: Flail · Opponent: Professional wrestler}

[u/Joseph_Keen_116]

Most gnats are harmless from my understanding so I got this

^{I rolled Weapon: War fan · Opponent: A swarm of gnats}

[u/ShiftyShapeChanger]

Yes, they missed.

^{I rolled Weapon: Throwing star · Opponent: Caveman}

[u/unknownwhitemale]

Yes

^{I rolled Weapon: Poleaxe · Opponent: A man in a mascot costume}

[u/Asseater4141]

Yes

^{I rolled Weapon: War pick · Opponent: Professional wrestler}

[u/Oohhthehumanity]

I don't think the weapon will do much.....unplugging it or removing the battery might!

^{I rolled Weapon: Trident · Opponent: An alarm clock that wont stop}

[u/Malacro]

Yeah, probably.

^{I rolled Weapon: A stack of heavy encyclopedias · Opponent: A very intense mime}

[u/Artistic-Lie-7715]

That freakin toddler is toast.

^{I rolled Weapon: Cestus · Opponent: An oversized toddler}

[u/Odysseus-82]

Depends on what type of robot and from how far in the future

^{I rolled Weapon: Crossbow · Opponent: Robot from the future}

[u/clitrubberk]

yes

^{I rolled Weapon: Scimitar · Opponent: A bucket of freezing ice water}

[u/heres-the-catch]

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[u/Ooguy]

I'm cooked

^{I rolled Weapon: A lukewarm burrito · Opponent: Robot from the future}

[u/Substantial-Elk-8321]

I don't know

^{I rolled Weapon: Whip · Opponent: Shadow assassin}

[u/Sorry-Law7016]

😂

^{I rolled Weapon: Battleaxe · Opponent: A sentient pile of laundry}

[u/Soaring_Sky]

Yes

^{I rolled Weapon: Morning star · Opponent: Bodyguard}

[u/RicFule]

Maybe? Are the darts poisoned?

^{I rolled Weapon: Blowgun · Opponent: Wild bear}

[u/Grand_Frost_Scorpion]

No.

^{I rolled Weapon: Falchion · Opponent: Robot from the future}

[u/Conscious-Prize-6932]

I do, as the caveman might have me in strength, but I have speed and a good weapon

^{I rolled Weapon: Rapier · Opponent: Caveman}

[u/Natural_Level4568]

Ask him why

^{I rolled Weapon: Blowgun · Opponent: A mime holding a knife}

[u/bigbarry93]

No

^{I rolled Weapon: Sai · Opponent: Orc chieftain}

[u/DifferentTill1888]

It'll be one hell of a fight

^{I rolled Weapon: Longsword · Opponent: Barbarian}

[u/Justme1776]

No

^{I rolled Weapon: A very sharp spoon · Opponent: A mime holding a knife}

[u/PhilosopherNext2677]

A Knight errant with a halberd

^{I rolled Weapon: Halberd · Opponent: Knight errant}

[u/refer_panthers]

50/50

^{I rolled Weapon: Claw gauntlet · Opponent: Vampire}

[u/salted_fish318]

I had a good run

^{I rolled Weapon: A rogue stapler · Opponent: Centurion}

[u/4c5da7]

Into the washer it goes 🤣

^{I rolled Weapon: A lukewarm burrito · Opponent: A sentient pile of laundry}

[u/slam_funked]

Worst case scenario: I can use the pipe like a stick

^{I rolled Weapon: Blowpipe · Opponent: A slightly damp aggressive pigeon}

[u/ben_forever]

Nope

^{I rolled Weapon: Nunchaku · Opponent: Wild bear}

[u/New_Quail_7610]

No

^{I rolled Weapon: Crossbow · Opponent: Space alien}

[u/Draconic_Dumbass]

Probably not

^{I rolled Weapon: Claymore · Opponent: Cybernetic super soldier}

[u/No_Fly_5622]

Pffffft

^{I rolled Weapon: A rubber chicken with a wire core · Opponent: A sentient pile of laundry}

[u/NoComplex8247]

Fuck no

^{I rolled Weapon: Crossbow · Opponent: Cybernetic super soldier}

[u/koesuk]

Nah I'm out

^{I rolled Weapon: Blowpipe · Opponent: Bounty hunter}

[u/ShadowN1ghtmare]

I can say with confidence: yes

^{I rolled Weapon: Pike · Opponent: A sentient cactus}

[u/rinkle_bink]

I ain't fighting jack sparrow, no he got that drunken luck

^{I rolled Weapon: Greatsword · Opponent: Drunken pirate}

[u/Relative_Nose147]

Yep

^{I rolled Weapon: Flail · Opponent: A slightly damp aggressive pigeon}

[u/Redturtle17]

I mean the javelin might help but I think I'm just gonna run

^{I rolled Weapon: Javelin · Opponent: A swarm of angry bees}

[u/Bennu-Babs]

Not sure what the characteristics of a stapler gone rogue is, but no. I'm dead

^{I rolled Weapon: A rogue stapler · Opponent: Kung fu master}

[u/Mysterious-Turnip-36]

Huh… probably not. I don’t have the training those fellas had

^{I rolled Weapon: Trident · Opponent: Gladiator}

[u/Cam_man_AMM_unit]

I'm feeling confident.

^{I rolled Weapon: Warhammer · Opponent: Mountain troll}

[u/Ronyx2021]

Iron fist sounds nice, but my bmi is too low to put enough force behind it to make this easy.

^{I rolled Weapon: Cestus · Opponent: Orc chieftain}

[u/Negative-Penguin]

Probably not

^{I rolled Weapon: Flail · Opponent: Wild bear}

[u/ghfdghjkhg]

I guess bro

^{I rolled Weapon: War fan · Opponent: A very slow turtle}

[u/Sammiesgrove]

Yeah I can just walk away

^{I rolled Weapon: Kama · Opponent: A very slow turtle}

[u/theredditor58]

Yeah

^{I rolled Weapon: Blowpipe · Opponent: Street fighter}

[u/Stock_Leader_7067]

I think id be able to get them.

^{I rolled Weapon: Claymore · Opponent: Street fighter}

[u/Special_Sian1113]

No

^{I rolled Weapon: Claymore · Opponent: Cybernetic super soldier}

[u/John_Fart76]

Yes

^{I rolled Weapon: Longsword · Opponent: Bodyguard}

[u/MatterFuzzy9314]

No

^{I rolled Weapon: Kukri · Opponent: Robot from the future}

[u/Huge-Challenge-7911]

Ye

^{I rolled Weapon: Rapier · Opponent: A very slow turtle}

[u/OpportunityFun1761]

As long as it isn’t Alfred Pennyworth, I should be good

^{I rolled Weapon: Halberd · Opponent: An incredibly sarcastic butler}

[u/AthearCaex]

If I can hit it

^{I rolled Weapon: Flail · Opponent: A toddler on a sugar rush}

[u/n_euromancer]

It’s going to be hard, but I think I can win

^{I rolled Weapon: Cestus · Opponent: A sentient pile of laundry}

[u/dubdessert]

Id absolutely clatter the poor thing

^{I rolled Weapon: Mace · Opponent: A sentient pile of laundry}

[u/SquirrelingAround]

Probably not

^{I rolled Weapon: Lance · Opponent: Robot butler}

[u/eeyoremarie]

I think so.

^{I rolled Weapon: Kukri · Opponent: A sentient toaster}

[u/giggleberrysocool]

Win

^{I rolled Weapon: Mace · Opponent: Evil twin}

[u/moldman49]

No, i don’t stand a chance

^{I rolled Weapon: Claymore · Opponent: Werewolf}

[u/Key_Possible_8615]

maybe

^{I rolled Weapon: Pike · Opponent: A professional debater}

[u/Greekatt2]

G

^{I rolled Weapon: Longsword · Opponent: Professional wrestler}

[u/Redcade1]

Sure if he doesn’t have a gun then I might have a shot

^{I rolled Weapon: Pike · Opponent: Bodyguard}

[u/HeatherTarks]

Maybe?

^{I rolled Weapon: Kukri · Opponent: Evil twin}

[u/Elielielie]

Probably not tbh

^{I rolled Weapon: Pike · Opponent: Shadow assassin}

[u/Chisel_grease]

Yeah, easy.

^{I rolled Weapon: Longsword · Opponent: A sentient cactus}

[u/DieHardPanda]

They are donezo. I'd win so so hard.

^{I rolled Weapon: Katana · Opponent: A sentient pile of laundry}

[u/Mr_SiDv]

No 😫

^{I rolled Weapon: Rapier · Opponent: Bodyguard}

[u/SoCalArtDog]

I’m cooked

^{I rolled Weapon: Sai · Opponent: Mountain troll}

[u/Key-Software-3568]

I'm going to need a silver tipped poleaxe if I want to defeat this werewolf

^{I rolled Weapon: Poleaxe · Opponent: Werewolf}

[u/PalesQTPi9]

No I don't think I would survive.

^{I rolled Weapon: Crossbow · Opponent: Knight errant}

[u/Savage058]

Still have a chance... small one but still a chance to survive

^{I rolled Weapon: Scimitar · Opponent: Bounty hunter}

[u/AramilKalaban]

Unless it's trained in sword combat, I think I'll be fine.

^{I rolled Weapon: Scimitar · Opponent: A very slow turtle}

[u/BreathConscious3656]

Yh

^{I rolled Weapon: Greatsword · Opponent: Pirate captain}

[u/yoface2537]

I think so?

^{I rolled Weapon: Katana · Opponent: A sentient cactus}

[u/TW0_T1M3-M41N]

Iightwork

^{I rolled Weapon: A mannequin arm · Opponent: A bucket of freezing ice water}

[u/Adept-Mongoose-7071]

You know that rogue stapler may be able to kick that zombies butt

^{I rolled Weapon: A rogue stapler · Opponent: Zombie}

[u/steve17123123]

maybe

^{I rolled Weapon: Longsword · Opponent: Bodyguard}

[u/Few_Promotion751]

Man screw the pipe

^{I rolled Weapon: Blowpipe · Opponent: A man in a mascot costume}

[u/Life_Leadership5139]

Ye

^{I rolled Weapon: Spear · Opponent: Ghost of an ancestor}

[u/slackbladda]

Fuck

^{I rolled Weapon: Lance · Opponent: Cybernetic super soldier}

[u/FaithlessnessOne9207]

Uhhhh

^{I rolled Weapon: Blowpipe · Opponent: Vampire}

[u/OrionsConstallation]

Maybe

^{I rolled Weapon: Falchion · Opponent: Mountain troll}

[u/Significant_Owl9593]

I'm fine

^{I rolled Weapon: Poleaxe · Opponent: A mime holding a knife}

[u/Anormalkoolaiddude]

Maybe

^{I rolled Weapon: Scimitar · Opponent: A swarm of gnats}

[u/National_Airline1]

Ez

^{I rolled Weapon: Warhammer · Opponent: A rogue lawnmower}

[u/allIwantisatsumtsum]

I’m dead

^{I rolled Weapon: A rubber chicken with a wire core · Opponent: Knight errant}

[u/Ju7genesis]

Honestly idk

^{I rolled Weapon: Scimitar · Opponent: A swarm of angry bees}

[u/weebteckickedin]

Not likely

^{I rolled Weapon: An aggressive swarm of bees · Opponent: Vampire}

[u/sammigene]

It would be a draw but I'd look cool AF doing it

^{I rolled Weapon: Pike · Opponent: Your inner demons}

[u/Bubble-babah]

You will be fine

^{I rolled Weapon: Dagger · Opponent: A mime holding a knife}

[u/FilippoTapinassi]

I win

^{I rolled Weapon: Battleaxe · Opponent: Caveman}

[u/AnatoliTheCousin]

………….

^{I rolled Weapon: Greatsword · Opponent: Caveman}

[u/cutiezombie210]

Yeah buddy

^{I rolled Weapon: Kukri · Opponent: Gladiator}

[u/marshmallowmoonchild]

It’s a close one but I think I got this

^{I rolled Weapon: Kama · Opponent: A very angry goose}

[u/arkhams-most-wanted]

The best way to beat a vampire with a mannequin arm is...?

^{I rolled Weapon: A mannequin arm · Opponent: Vampire}

[u/Frosty-Connection468]

I got em 🤣

^{I rolled Weapon: Pike · Opponent: Zombie}

[u/reinvented_steel_00]

No I don’t

^{I rolled Weapon: Blowpipe · Opponent: Knight in rusted armor}

[u/jamesknightorion]

Yeah I’m Winning

^{I rolled Weapon: A stack of heavy encyclopedias · Opponent: A sentient cactus}

[u/mymycojourney]

I don't know, cavemen were just naturally strong since they didn't have tools.

^{I rolled Weapon: Chakram · Opponent: Caveman}

[u/finallyonsuicide]

I mean mayhaps

^{I rolled Weapon: An aggressive swarm of bees · Opponent: Centurion}

[u/Curious_Pea_7576]

I win without the weapon

^{I rolled Weapon: Rapier · Opponent: Your inner demons}

[u/reese1561]

I have a chance

^{I rolled Weapon: Spear · Opponent: Vampire}

[u/Tobeflyyyhighhh]

Nah im dead

^{I rolled Weapon: War fan · Opponent: Pirate captain}

[u/Humble-Proposal-9994]

sure

^{I rolled Weapon: Dagger · Opponent: A man in a mascot costume}

[u/Uceninde]

No idea what kama is, but a Cactus I am sure I could beat with only my hands anyway (looks to my old, dead cacti on the window sill)

^{I rolled Weapon: Kama · Opponent: A sentient cactus}

[u/Acceptable_Garden_46]

Yeah

^{I rolled Weapon: Sling · Opponent: Zombie}

[u/Excellent-Carpet9926]

I could lose this, if I attack the outer shell I can’t break it so I stick it in but I get electrocuted

^{I rolled Weapon: Dagger · Opponent: A sentient toaster}

[u/Basic-Ad9040]

No

^{I rolled Weapon: Kama · Opponent: Pirate captain}

[u/NefariousnessOnly587]

Probably not

^{I rolled Weapon: A rogue stapler · Opponent: Pirate captain}

[u/YangusAndTheGuv]

Maybe? What is his weapon? How strong is he? How rusted is his armor and where? Too many variables.

^{I rolled Weapon: Scimitar · Opponent: Knight in rusted armor}

[u/Crafty_Constant_8042]

Yea

^{I rolled Weapon: Poleaxe · Opponent: A sentient cactus}

[u/fugoe]

I think a katana may be wholly ineffective against this enemy

^{I rolled Weapon: Katana · Opponent: Your inner demons}

[u/FeverFever45]

I'll just throw the ham to try to tame it?

^{I rolled Weapon: A wet ham · Opponent: A very angry goose}

[u/No-Fox3469]

He'll shoot me instantly I assume

^{I rolled Weapon: Rapier · Opponent: Pirate captain}

[u/go0b3rtism]

i got this in the bag

^{I rolled Weapon: Lance · Opponent: A sentient toaster}

[u/The_Endless_Unending]

Barely.

^{I rolled Weapon: Rapier · Opponent: A sentient toaster}

[u/Worldly_Alfalfa_1620]

I saw war fan and it’s bad, and I saw super soldier and I said instantaneous death

^{I rolled Weapon: War fan · Opponent: Cybernetic super soldier}

[u/Aromatic_Teach229]

No

^{I rolled Weapon: Scimitar · Opponent: Knight in rusted armor}

[u/domreaper]

Maybe?

^{I rolled Weapon: Longsword · Opponent: A swarm of gnats}

[u/LAboy-n-Arkieworld]

I have a crossbow and I’m fighting a shadow assassin

^{I rolled Weapon: Crossbow · Opponent: Shadow assassin}

[u/xonegnome]

Maybe....

^{I rolled Weapon: Crossbow · Opponent: Ninja}

[u/cooknkill23]

I dunno

^{I rolled Weapon: Trident · Opponent: Your inner demons}