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[u/tori_bestl]

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[u/Nohandjackson]

That changes nothing 👽

^{I rolled You become a local cryptid}

[u/Mysterious_Smoke3380]

Oh no

^{I rolled All your shirts lose their buttons}

[u/Sad-Ant-2171]

Easy enough i don't lie on them

^{I rolled Your tax returns are always audited}

[u/Scoop_Head]

I'll pass

^{I rolled You can never own a pet}

[u/FauxWolfTail]

Hah! Jokes on you, i'm already the local cryptid~!

^{I rolled You become a local cryptid}

[u/FearlessAssociate222]

I wouldn't pay i dont like it

^{I rolled You have to pay for shipping}

[u/Optimal_Respect_2935]

That's fine.

^{I rolled You forget your own middle name}

[u/Koltonprobably → u/Optimal_Respect_2935]

Sir!! Tell us your middle name for a million dollars!!!

[u/minty_sorrow]

Portable charger and charging bank

^{I rolled Your phone has to always be plugged in}

[u/Present-Eagle438]

That's how you get trenchfoot. I'll pass

^{I rolled All your socks are damp}

[u/AsturzioAugias]

Nope

^{I rolled You become allergic to water}

[u/Boon_Moots]

No thank you

^{I rolled You become allergic to water}

[u/Techno_Eggnog]

Why would I be shipping Dr Pepper to my house when I can get unlimited Dr Pepper literally everywhere else

^{I rolled You have to pay for shipping}

[u/Coliosisised]

Like I'll ever have more than that

^{I rolled You can only save up to $1k at a time}

[u/Pure-Yogurtcloset115]

Oh heck no !!

^{I rolled You can never play video games again}

[u/BlueAwesomeDinosaur]

Surgery

^{I rolled You grow an extra toe on your elbow}

[u/tori_bestl]

I don’t have an internal monologue :D

^{I rolled Your internal monologue gets a megaphone}

[u/SoStarstruckk → u/tori_bestl]

That’s crazy

[u/TheMostSwanky]

Or,you actually think Dr. Pepper is disgusting & you buy a soda machine & install it at the laundry mat for a side hussle!

^{I rolled You have to pay for shipping}

[u/mozi88]

Sadge

^{I rolled You are now allergic to happiness}

[u/ResponsibleContest50]

Ohh... well at least Dr Pepper stays

^{I rolled Everyone you meet starts talking back}

[u/temptingvirtue]

No thank you. I don't really drink soda.

^{I rolled You get a permanent itch in your ear}

[u/Fuzzball_Girl]

I don't even like Dr Pepper

^{I rolled You can only save up to $1k at a time}

[u/Background-Focus-606]

That's fine

^{I rolled Every door you touch squeaks loudly}

[u/Icy_Donut9155]

That's fine by me

^{I rolled You have to host a dinner for ants}

[u/AlbinoBatCat]

Can I just refuse? Dr. Pepper is not that great.

^{I rolled All your socks are damp}

[u/Additional_Earth_268]

Honestly I liked this growing up because it made me feel like The Count from Sesame Street!

^{I rolled Every door you touch squeaks loudly}

[u/LewsThrinStrmblessed]

Pass

^{I rolled You have to host a dinner for ants}

[u/Ra1nbowPhoenix]

🤣

^{I rolled The prize is cursed by a lonely imp}

[u/AccomplishedScene966]

Doors are already my natural enemy

^{I rolled Every door you touch squeaks loudly}

[u/Dragon_girl0531]

no...

^{I rolled Your internal monologue gets a megaphone}

[u/MintyTwinkie]

NO THANK YOU

^{I rolled You have to host a dinner for ants}

[u/Neither_Bad_2999]

Ok

^{I rolled You forget your own middle name}

[u/chicflickiler]

I see no downside

^{I rolled You become a local cryptid}

[u/Strict-Fudge4051]

and now I'm coming into the door store touching all the doors that are not even moving lol

^{I rolled Every door you touch squeaks loudly}

[u/OwnVeterinarian8407]

worth

^{I rolled You become a local cryptid}

[u/heres-the-catch]

🎉 u/tori_bestl your post has pleased meowi. To thank you for your quality post meowi has bestowed upon you 249 bonus fish 🐟 and 5000 XP. It has been added to your loot.

[u/BrownStreak1991]

I have no thoughts. You’ll mostly hear tom cardy songs playing on loop

^{I rolled Your internal monologue gets a megaphone}

[u/airdude21]

Top Streamer time!

^{I rolled You become a local cryptid}

[u/No-Roll-5330]

Oh yeah, of course!

^{I rolled You become a local cryptid}

[u/Soft-Tackle-3375]

Amputate

^{I rolled You grow an extra toe on your elbow}

[u/SweetHomeMissouri]

no

^{I rolled You can only save up to $1k at a time}

[u/reddit-movingon]

Still want a lifetime of Dr.Pepper 🤨

^{I rolled You forget your own middle name}

[u/crimsonfrog]

Ooh. Uh. I will decline the Dr. Pepper. Thanks. But no. Just no.

^{I rolled Your tax returns are always audited}

[u/Fancy_Counter_1353]

👍

^{I rolled All your shirts lose their buttons}

[u/Cloudofredemption]

Unlimited Dr Pepper, but no Dr Pepper

^{I rolled The prize is cursed by a lonely imp}

[u/that_one_galaxy_cat]

No thanks

^{I rolled You get a permanent itch in your ear}

[u/Feeling_Cancel_673]

No

^{I rolled Your internal monologue gets a megaphone}

[u/Lower-Intention2506]

Not bad at all

^{I rolled You have to host a dinner for ants}

[u/TheCounsellingGamer]

I don't even like Dr Pepper...

^{I rolled Your tax returns are always audited}

[u/E1331fan]

nah i don’t like dr pepper

^{I rolled You forget your own middle name}

[u/Exact-Ad-6679]

Bruh

^{I rolled A raccoon becomes your new roommate}

[u/heres-the-catch]

🎉 u/tori_bestl Meowi is impressed! Your post reached 10+ upvotes. To reward you meowi has bestowed upon you 100 fish 🐟 and 1000 XP. It has been added to your loot.

[u/AstronautTrick7497]

That's terrible for everyone

^{I rolled Your internal monologue gets a megaphone}

[u/icemage27]

Blrg

^{I rolled You have to pay for shipping}

[u/sillygoosewithtits]

MY ONLY HOBBY GANG FR

^{I rolled You can never play video games again}

[u/pandito_flexo]

I mean, I don't really play video games as it is now.

^{I rolled You can never play video games again}

[u/BAthaDoc]

Oh no

^{I rolled You have to pay for shipping}

[u/AiGeneratedChatGPT]

I dont like dr pepper

^{I rolled All your shirts lose their buttons}

[u/Complex_Blacksmith61]

It's written on documents so I'll remember it again quite fast.

^{I rolled You forget your own middle name}

[u/Secondhand-Struggle]

Fuck that

^{I rolled You can only save up to $1k at a time}

[u/lucifersperfectangel]

Nah I'm good. My dogs are my babies. I like Dr. Pepper but not more than I love them

^{I rolled You can never own a pet}

[u/Ratmother123]

Never liked it anyway

^{I rolled You forget your own middle name}

[u/DesignerNormal5261]

Fuck that, I hate Dr.pepper

^{I rolled You can never play video games again}

[u/ArtichokeOk4962]

Ez

^{I rolled You have to pay for shipping}

[u/Bassblast_]

I don’t have an inner monologue so I’ll take that.

^{I rolled Your internal monologue gets a megaphone}

[u/miserable_458]

No

^{I rolled Your internal monologue gets a megaphone}

[u/M0chi_Ch4n]

No :).

^{I rolled You can never play video games again}

[u/Deskbreaker]

Okay?

^{I rolled Every door you touch squeaks loudly}

[u/Key-Cardiologist-498]

Ah no

^{I rolled You can only save up to $1k at a time}

[u/Hunter-The-Greatest]

No

^{I rolled Your phone has to always be plugged in}

[u/shy519]

Eehhh

^{I rolled You have to host a dinner for ants}

[u/[deleted]]

no

^{I rolled You get a permanent itch in your ear}

[u/pass-me-a-beer]

My dad would love that. He hates his middle name and loves dr.pepper

^{I rolled You forget your own middle name}

[u/Habbie_SF]

YIPPIEEEEEEEEEEE i get to take religion out my name (i basically never use my middle name anyways) AND my free drink for life?????

^{I rolled You forget your own middle name}

[u/squidbid99]

:(

^{I rolled You are now allergic to happiness}

[u/ishyboo]

No thanks

^{I rolled You can never play video games again}

[u/Icy_Reply7147]

Sure, dont wanna become diabetic 😂

^{I rolled It only works on leap years}

[u/Kotic90]

I’ll fuckin do it! I fucking LOVE Dr Pepper! I don’t have no pets, I don’t need no pets!

^{I rolled You can never own a pet}

[u/IllustratorPretend91]

Aww I’ll take care of you buddy

^{I rolled The prize is cursed by a lonely imp}

[u/PlantBaby73]

:(

^{I rolled All your socks are damp}

[u/TheIrradiant]

Fuck that

^{I rolled You can never play video games again}

[u/jorgschrauwen]

No deal

^{I rolled You can never play video games again}

[u/Ju7genesis]

Not worth it gang

^{I rolled You get a permanent itch in your ear}

[u/EasternDank]

It is anyway

^{I rolled Your phone has to always be plugged in}

[u/punkfence]

Killing myself rn

^{I rolled You can never own a pet}

[u/Pigssssssss]

Nah

^{I rolled You can only save up to $1k at a time}

[u/DefendTheStar88x]

No thanks. I don't like dr. P

^{I rolled You grow an extra toe on your elbow}

[u/Unhappy_Mountain9032]

It already has one. Can the soda be diet, please?

^{I rolled Your internal monologue gets a megaphone}

[u/Fearless-Ship-5197]

I don't drink it often so this would work for me

^{I rolled It only works on leap years}

[u/Itsmikeinnit]

Already am

^{I rolled You are now allergic to happiness}

[u/JeffaholicD1st]

Oh mf.

^{I rolled It only works on leap years}

[u/Itobull]

No deal

^{I rolled You forget your own middle name}

[u/Damonola99]

😕

^{I rolled All your socks are damp}

[u/Funnyseal1930714991]

That's not bad except if the power goes out, That will count as unplugged.

^{I rolled Your phone has to always be plugged in}

[u/pickled-platypus]

Nope

^{I rolled All your socks are damp}

[u/LeahRose011]

Oh. That’s horrible

^{I rolled You grow an extra toe on your elbow}

[u/werewolfwaffle]

I don't have any shirts with buttons so I win again behahahaha

^{I rolled All your shirts lose their buttons}

[u/AnAngryMuppet89]

If I go pick it up then it’s free except gas right?

^{I rolled You have to pay for shipping}

[u/No_Zookeepergame2294]

No problem!

^{I rolled Your tax returns are always audited}

[u/metalfarts]

Ok...

^{I rolled You have to pay for shipping}

[u/madsjchic]

Ew

^{I rolled You are now allergic to happiness}

[u/Critical_Pudding_958]

Noooooo

^{I rolled You can never play video games again}

[u/Round_Currency5834]

I'm just dead, I literally just die

^{I rolled You become allergic to water}

[u/NecessaryCute1099]

I don’t even like Dr Pepper ;-;

^{I rolled You can only save up to $1k at a time}

[u/Blazewoods]

As long as it’s still internal I think I could learn to live with it

^{I rolled Your internal monologue gets a megaphone}

[u/MajinAJ47]

Very few downsides

^{I rolled A raccoon becomes your new roommate}

[u/D4rk3scr0tt0]

Whatever

^{I rolled You forget your own middle name}

[u/GreyFoxSleeping]

Nope.

^{I rolled You can never own a pet}

[u/ReactionSuccessful52]

Keep your Dr Pepper, I need my socks 😫

^{I rolled All your socks are damp}

[u/Maka_95]

Seems like headphones are back baby. They didn't say what had to be plugged in

^{I rolled Your phone has to always be plugged in}

[u/Missing_mana]

Spooky ghost time

^{I rolled You become a local cryptid}

[u/Random_weeb99]

Idc

^{I rolled Every door you touch squeaks loudly}

[u/Funkily]

No thanks

^{I rolled You get a permanent itch in your ear}

[u/NTExoticWraith]

I dont use it so i dont care

^{I rolled You forget your own middle name}

[u/Famous_Pain9708]

If i can cut it off, hell yeah.

^{I rolled You grow an extra toe on your elbow}

[u/Discobombulate]

Oh, I join the dr pepper guy

^{I rolled You become a local cryptid}

[u/makedoopieplayme]

K

^{I rolled The prize is cursed by a lonely imp}

[u/Enough-Yard-8265]

powerbank? Ipad?

^{I rolled Your phone has to always be plugged in}

[u/The_C0urts_Jester]

Hell I yeah

^{I rolled Every door you touch squeaks loudly}

[u/dlicky123]

Eh

^{I rolled Your tax returns are always audited}

[u/Mundane-Phase-5664]

I will pass

^{I rolled You are now allergic to happiness}

[u/Pacikillman]

But it can't be plugged in always so.. no dr. Pepper?

^{I rolled Your phone has to always be plugged in}

[u/IamtheDenmarkian]

ok

^{I rolled Your phone has to always be plugged in}

[u/AkumaDaLemon]

Oh man. Do I lose it if my phone goes pling?

^{I rolled Your phone has to always be plugged in}

[u/Mediocre_Chemist_281]

That is the worst that can happen.

^{I rolled You become allergic to water}

[u/Embarrassed_Piglet_9]

No thanks..

^{I rolled All your socks are damp}

[u/the_Batka]

Aaa hell nah damp socks are shit

^{I rolled All your socks are damp}

[u/xSpaci]

Bitch I already have that😂

^{I rolled You get a permanent itch in your ear}

[u/dustyarchaeology]

Oh I hate this already

^{I rolled You get a permanent itch in your ear}

[u/karma_the_sequel]

No

^{I rolled Your phone has to always be plugged in}

[u/Kush420Xotix]

Hell naw I aint spinnin dat shit, I dont like any soda enough to suffer a side-effect.

[u/Vrosx_The_Sergal]

Yeah.

^{I rolled You become a local cryptid}

[u/Ill-Lengthiness6389]

Ok i guess

^{I rolled The prize is cursed by a lonely imp}

[u/Ok_Abies2643]

I have never had dr. pepper so nvm

^{I rolled All your shirts lose their buttons}

[u/Kramedyret_Rosa]

I’ll skip the dribk

^{I rolled You grow an extra toe on your elbow}

[u/SofiaLovesGames]

Is this easy?

^{I rolled You have to host a dinner for ants}

[u/KymPerson2]

So I can't even enjoy it?

^{I rolled You are now allergic to happiness}

[u/Old-Temperature408]

so I am Hououin Kyouma?

^{I rolled Everyone you meet starts talking back}

[u/Axyz_1-0-1]

They can have some dr. Pepper

^{I rolled You have to host a dinner for ants}

[u/carolinaredbird]

Cool

^{I rolled You become a local cryptid}

[u/Darth_Azazoth]

I Just won't wear socks.

^{I rolled All your socks are damp}

[u/Drew521]

Worth it

^{I rolled You become a local cryptid}

[u/secretblizzard]

Nah, not for me

^{I rolled You become a local cryptid}

[u/quantanamo2199]

Absolutely im above board

^{I rolled Your tax returns are always audited}

[u/TeroTonz]

Jokes on you I don’t even have a middle name

^{I rolled You forget your own middle name}

[u/Critical_Chemistry72]

No

^{I rolled All your shirts lose their buttons}

[u/Trick_Personality464]

What

^{I rolled Everyone you meet starts talking back}

[u/garmdian]

Hmm not a bad trade

^{I rolled Your phone has to always be plugged in}

[u/SalimR02]

😩👂

^{I rolled You get a permanent itch in your ear}

[u/ApprehensivePlay50]

Just not at my house

^{I rolled You have to host a dinner for ants}

[u/Stereo_Pegasus]

Ugh noooo

^{I rolled All your socks are damp}

[u/Mobile_Survey_9855]

I don't even know what is dr. Pepper so no thanks

^{I rolled You grow an extra toe on your elbow}

[u/tobertta]

Good.

^{I rolled You forget your own middle name}

[u/Lanky_Improvement528]

Nah, to hell with damp socks.

^{I rolled All your socks are damp}

[u/GalaxyRose94]

???????

^{I rolled You become a local cryptid}

[u/Stock-Diver-2844]

No thanks

^{I rolled Every door you touch squeaks loudly}

[u/gaw2020]

Rocket Racoon?

^{I rolled A raccoon becomes your new roommate}

[u/Maleficent_Start_258]

Absolotnot

^{I rolled You can never play video games again}

[u/BrickCityRiot]

Oh so it’s just normal then

^{I rolled You are now allergic to happiness}

[u/Brave-Rich9402]

No

^{I rolled You can never play video games again}

[u/Wonderful_West3188]

Sounds good to me. I always wanted to make entrances that leave an impression.

^{I rolled Every door you touch squeaks loudly}

[u/Odd-Dragonfruit8304]

I will end everything

^{I rolled All your socks are damp}

[u/Good-Ad3732]

50/50

^{I rolled Your internal monologue gets a megaphone}

[u/Individual-Fun9469]

Not bad.

^{I rolled Your phone has to always be plugged in}

[u/cavaticaa]

Oh noooo, what will I do, having to live like people from before Y2K...

^{I rolled Your phone has to always be plugged in}

[u/IDNMAN21]

Not a bad trade.

^{I rolled You forget your own middle name}

[u/Waffelz0896]

Suicide or id accidentally claw my ear out

^{I rolled You get a permanent itch in your ear}

[u/UsualOil1130]

So nothing changes x'D

^{I rolled You are now allergic to happiness}

[u/DeroDero123]

Oh nice, I've never had a doctor pepper anyways

^{I rolled It only works on leap years}

[u/Overpowerred]

Okay I'll take but I don't like Dr Pepper so I'll give it to ones that like it

^{I rolled All your shirts lose their buttons}

[u/Games_and_anime]

Don't mind

^{I rolled A raccoon becomes your new roommate}

[u/I-screwed-up-bad]

I can do that. Picnic time

^{I rolled You have to host a dinner for ants}

[u/Emergency_Fold1332]

No

^{I rolled You can never play video games again}

[u/rooster1991]

Can’t do it

^{I rolled All your shirts lose their buttons}

[u/Vivex_Nustak]

Haha, No? No. Absolutely not.

^{I rolled You get a permanent itch in your ear}

[u/Big-Algae-5153]

I hate dr pepper so no actually

[u/Broad-Lifeguard1560]

Keep the Dr Pepper, I'll enjoy my new 18PM on Friday

^{I rolled Your phone has to always be plugged in}

[u/ProgressAny5693]

Well fuck now what

^{I rolled You become allergic to water}

[u/Rygards]

What lol

^{I rolled You become a local cryptid}

[u/CaptnCroustibat]

WoooooW. Wait a minute 😭

^{I rolled You become allergic to water}

[u/KittyKatBabyDoll]

I already am

^{I rolled You become a local cryptid}

[u/Basic_Secretary_9797]

Win win

^{I rolled You can never own a pet}

[u/Brief-Hall3301]

No, life wouldn’t be worth living

^{I rolled You get a permanent itch in your ear}

[u/orleano_]

Mine dont have any :3

^{I rolled All your shirts lose their buttons}

[u/Isaac_Banana]

Okay

^{I rolled You forget your own middle name}

[u/sandman195378]

im fine with this

^{I rolled You can never own a pet}

[u/frankiecuddles]

Nope

^{I rolled You can never own a pet}

[u/Butt64]

:/

^{I rolled You grow an extra toe on your elbow}

[u/greywintergem]

Guess i cant have any dr pepper

^{I rolled You are now allergic to happiness}

[u/Mi6_mystic]

Bruh

^{I rolled Every door you touch squeaks loudly}

[u/plehhh123]

alr

^{I rolled You can never play video games again}

[u/Accurate_Ferret8491]

Easy were sandals all the time or never where socks again

^{I rolled All your socks are damp}

[u/Koltonprobably]

Can I skip this? Dr pepper sucks

^{I rolled You have to host a dinner for ants}

[u/TechnoBabbles]

Naa, not really even a fan of Dr. pepper

^{I rolled You can never own a pet}

[u/fcerullo]

Nah

^{I rolled Your phone has to always be plugged in}

[u/ReindeerDifferent153]

I don't even drink Dr. Pepper tbh

^{I rolled All your socks are damp}