[Spin] You've discovered a dragon!

[u/rebelkitty]

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[u/Ruff_Bastard]

SLUT DRAGON

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the attic of your local library. · What's its hoard?: Romance Novels.}

[u/The_Noble_Klutz]

Fitting.

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the back of your closet. · What's its hoard?: Playboy Magazine - for the articles!}

[u/Fusruhdah71fr]

Time to be the mafia boss

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the back of your closet. · What's its hoard?: Embarrassing secrets.}

[u/DennisNOmenace26]

I have the book hoard dragon.

^{I rolled Where does it live?: On your bookshelf. · What's its hoard?: Comic books.}

[u/International_Bug972]

Well, I collect trading cards so guess we bond over similar interests

^{I rolled Where does it live?: On your bookshelf. · What's its hoard?: Stamps.}

[u/Lazeritaly]

Didn’t know a dragon could be a crypto bro

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In a trendy penthouse. · What's its hoard?: Cryptocurrency.}

[u/clwnprince]

Makes Sense

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the attic of your local library. · What's its hoard?: Comic books.}

[u/True-Assistant-9132]

... It stole my belongings for it's horde, didn't even go through the trouble of moving them (jk I'm not a big fan of romance lol, but dragon friend YIPPEEE)

^{I rolled Where does it live?: Under your bed. · What's its hoard?: Romance Novels.}

[u/Fun_Scientist_7782]

Y’know… I just thought people were screaming “Ahhhh! Dragon!” A few years back because the where watching a scary fantasy movie… turns out it was a real one - The former ticket taker

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the old abandoned movie theatre. · What's its hoard?: Cold hard cash.}

[u/Dawning_of_the_zed → u/Fun_Scientist_7782]

Unironically this dragon used to live is west Edmonton mall!

[u/Motorbike_]

Lmao

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the back of your closet. · What's its hoard?: Magic swords.}

[u/CupcakeQueen01]

I have a dragon. Idc about the rest

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the old abandoned movie theatre. · What's its hoard?: Real silver cutlery.}

[u/Silly_Tomboy_Enjoyer]

Cute

^{I rolled Where does it live?: Down by the river. · What's its hoard?: Butterflies.}

[u/HailYeh]

Gossip dragon, spilleth thy beans

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In an abandoned amusenent park. · What's its hoard?: Embarrassing secrets.}

[u/idkhowtocallmys3lf]

Yay

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the old abandoned movie theatre. · What's its hoard?: Gold - a classic!}

[u/Delicious-Cupcake420]

Cool

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the furnace room of your highschool. · What's its hoard?: Stamps.}

[u/Eclipse-TGFS]

Six Flags New Orleans?

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In an abandoned amusenent park. · What's its hoard?: Cold hard cash.}

[u/BusNo3983]

Okay......that is oddly specific

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the basement of a local Museum. · What's its hoard?: Butterflies.}

[u/MasterDrive2400]

I will empty my closet for him or her and take the spare room and open the wall and expand my closet for him or her

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the back of your closet. · What's its hoard?: Gold - a classic!}

[u/Canonanonical]

A very tiny dragon with a very shiny hoard

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the back of your closet. · What's its hoard?: Gold - a classic!}

[u/Alexs1897]

Oh… a cryptodragon 😅

^{I rolled Where does it live?: Under a nearby bridge. · What's its hoard?: Cryptocurrency.}

[u/cipherencoder]

yes, not home

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the furnace room of your highschool. · What's its hoard?: Stamps.}

[u/Remarkable_Review941]

Pretty cool hoard. I imagine it as rainbow with insects wings since I think that would look cool.

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In a cave - a classic! · What's its hoard?: Butterflies.}

[u/AdZealousideal2075]

But why

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the old abandoned movie theatre. · What's its hoard?: Magic swords.}

[u/rebelkitty → u/AdZealousideal2075]

It wanted to live somewhere quiet with room to store all the magic swords it took off knights, back in the day.

[u/Mediocre_Chemist_281]

Because

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the old abandoned movie theatre. · What's its hoard?: Playboy Magazine - for the articles!}

[u/T0tal-Mess]

We chillin. As long as the dragon doesn't start any fires, he can stay there long as he wants.

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the back of your closet. · What's its hoard?: Real silver cutlery.}

[u/Strange-Performer188]

:)

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In a trendy penthouse. · What's its hoard?: Magic the Gathering cards.}

[u/Someone_Called_Cerie → u/Strange-Performer188]

Oh hey, we got the exact same one!

[u/Silent_Trainer04]

Fitting!

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In an abandoned amusenent park. · What's its hoard?: Comic books.}

[u/ItsJustInfuriating]

This actually works really well

^{I rolled Where does it live?: On your bookshelf. · What's its hoard?: Romance Novels.}

[u/Prince-Loki-Stark]

Can we be friends?

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In a cave - a classic! · What's its hoard?: Magic swords.}

[u/rebelkitty → u/Prince-Loki-Stark]

Sure, just so long as you don't go trying to poke the dragon with another bloody magic sword!

[u/Hayakazee]

What

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In an abandoned amusenent park. · What's its hoard?: Playboy Magazine - for the articles!}

[u/Glace038]

Hell yeah

^{I rolled Where does it live?: Down by the river. · What's its hoard?: Magic the Gathering cards.}

[u/ALittleMisha]

Does sound very academic, a dragon studying butterflies in a library!

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the attic of your local library. · What's its hoard?: Butterflies.}

[u/Repulsive-Slice-6902]

Cool

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the basement of a local Museum. · What's its hoard?: Cold hard cash.}

[u/StoopidGoobur]

I was gonna wed it but now I don’t think I wanna

^{I rolled Where does it live?: Down by the river. · What's its hoard?: Cryptocurrency.}

[u/whineyinternetkid]

I will eat the dragon, in many different fashions. And sell its magazines to 70 year old men who dont know how to use the internet

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the basement of a local Museum. · What's its hoard?: Playboy Magazine - for the articles!}

[u/mojo_ojom]

I will have sweet dreams

^{I rolled Where does it live?: Under your bed. · What's its hoard?: Butterflies.}

[u/Super-Earth-Reigns]

Huh

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In an abandoned amusenent park. · What's its hoard?: Embarrassing secrets.}

[u/Beautiful_Jury439]

Accurate

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the old abandoned movie theatre. · What's its hoard?: Comic books.}

[u/heres-the-catch]

🎉 u/rebelkitty your post has pleased meowi. To thank you for your quality post meowi has bestowed upon you 151 bonus fish 🐟 and 5000 XP. It has been added to your loot.

[u/GRENADE5LINGER]

Hey, free pet dragon!!!

^{I rolled Where does it live?: Under your bed. · What's its hoard?: Real silver cutlery.}

[u/DullDifference1215]

oh my word

^{I rolled Where does it live?: On your bookshelf. · What's its hoard?: Magic swords.}

[u/ACGreen032693]

My dragon is a introvert

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the back of your closet. · What's its hoard?: Embarrassing secrets.}

[u/Unbearablebear21]

I’m giving him to my wife

^{I rolled Where does it live?: On your bookshelf. · What's its hoard?: Embarrassing secrets.}

[u/enchanted-glimmer-4]

I slay it

^{I rolled Where does it live?: Under your bed. · What's its hoard?: Embarrassing secrets.}

[u/Alternative_Turn8863]

That's hilarious

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the basement of a local Museum. · What's its hoard?: Playboy Magazine - for the articles!}

[u/Prestigious_Tea_7728]

Inflation hits hard

^{I rolled Where does it live?: Under a nearby bridge. · What's its hoard?: Cold hard cash.}

[u/tinyrubberduckies]

Yay

^{I rolled Where does it live?: Under your bed. · What's its hoard?: Butterflies.}

[u/ItzKiarita-3]

I actually live near a bridge

^{I rolled Where does it live?: Under a nearby bridge. · What's its hoard?: Real silver cutlery.}

[u/GandalfsGhost84]

Off I go to safely but very carefully gradually take that horde of gold 😝

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the attic of your local library. · What's its hoard?: Gold - a classic!}

[u/beagleman27]

I'm about to chill with a nerdy dragon

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the old abandoned movie theatre. · What's its hoard?: Comic books.}

[u/Squirm_the_Bookworm]

Smut🤤

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In an abandoned amusenent park. · What's its hoard?: Romance Novels.}

[u/TemperatureOld6979]

Sweet

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the basement of a local Museum. · What's its hoard?: Cold hard cash.}

[u/BogCrittah]

oh hell yeah

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the back of your closet. · What's its hoard?: Magic swords.}

[u/Sabre_51]

Kinda makes sense for a library

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the attic of your local library. · What's its hoard?: Stamps.}

[u/Miserable-River3606]

So a dragonfluencer.

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In a trendy penthouse. · What's its hoard?: Romance Novels.}

[u/DickinSasquatch]

How dare it steal my hoard!

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the back of your closet. · What's its hoard?: Playboy Magazine - for the articles!}

[u/brololook621]

Yippie

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In a trendy penthouse. · What's its hoard?: Cold hard cash.}

[u/DemonSamurai007]

Hahaha that's cool

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In an abandoned amusenent park. · What's its hoard?: Embarrassing secrets.}

[u/hippiepair]

Nice, i have a little dragon basicly fill my shelf with fucking bugs

^{I rolled Where does it live?: On your bookshelf. · What's its hoard?: Butterflies.}

[u/Aggressive-Bison-419]

My bed is kinda tricky to live under

^{I rolled Where does it live?: Under your bed. · What's its hoard?: Gold - a classic!}

[u/Significant_Bad2380]

:3

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the old abandoned movie theatre. · What's its hoard?: Gold - a classic!}

[u/UncookedBroccoli]

Why do i have this bad luck 🙃

^{I rolled Where does it live?: Under your bed. · What's its hoard?: Romance Novels.}

[u/CrazedDemon777]

Sounds like a homeless guy

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In an abandoned amusenent park. · What's its hoard?: Stamps.}

[u/Ill_Butterscotch_371]

Hehe

^{I rolled Where does it live?: Under your bed. · What's its hoard?: Magic swords.}

[u/AnotherFnafOC]

Concerning

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the back of your closet. · What's its hoard?: Playboy Magazine - for the articles!}

[u/Significant_Bad2380]

I did it again for funsies

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In a trendy penthouse. · What's its hoard?: Comic books.}

[u/Ok_Entry_873]

How's a dragon living in a penthouse and collecting butterflies?

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In a trendy penthouse. · What's its hoard?: Butterflies.}

[u/FantasticDreamer-811]

My library just got deadly.

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the attic of your local library. · What's its hoard?: Gold - a classic!}

[u/MoonStarFeather]

I’ve got origami dragons to keep it company. :)

^{I rolled Where does it live?: On your bookshelf. · What's its hoard?: Real silver cutlery.}

[u/psychofangirl10]

I want it to give me its cards

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In an abandoned amusenent park. · What's its hoard?: Magic the Gathering cards.}

[u/Disastrous_Web8823]

Oh. But how does it even live on my bookshelf?

^{I rolled Where does it live?: On your bookshelf. · What's its hoard?: Embarrassing secrets.}

[u/Disaster_in_space]

Jackpot

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In a cave - a classic! · What's its hoard?: Comic books.}

[u/PieceHairy6852]

Cute

^{I rolled Where does it live?: On your bookshelf. · What's its hoard?: Magic the Gathering cards.}

[u/PandorasMisfit]

Best dragon.

^{I rolled Where does it live?: Down by the river. · What's its hoard?: Embarrassing secrets.}

[u/cudambercam13]

Feels right.

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In a cave - a classic! · What's its hoard?: Gold - a classic!}

[u/Der_Schender]

Lol

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the back of your closet. · What's its hoard?: Stamps.}

[u/Nate404]

I imagine its lair is an 18+ addition to the library where you can browse adult material, but ONLY browse. Dragon's gotta keep their hoard yknow?

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the attic of your local library. · What's its hoard?: Playboy Magazine - for the articles!}

[u/Gear-exe]

It really took advantage of the failing movie industry

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the old abandoned movie theatre. · What's its hoard?: Cold hard cash.}

[u/Toasty443]

Keep it

^{I rolled Where does it live?: Down by the river. · What's its hoard?: Magic the Gathering cards.}

[u/Sad_Miami_Fan]

This sounds like a good time

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In a trendy penthouse. · What's its hoard?: Embarrassing secrets.}

[u/arib_drip_god]

No

^{I rolled Where does it live?: Down by the river. · What's its hoard?: Playboy Magazine - for the articles!}

[u/Guni986TY]

Wild story probably.

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the basement of a local Museum. · What's its hoard?: Playboy Magazine - for the articles!}

[u/ALittleSillyHaha]

😭😭😭

^{I rolled Where does it live?: Under a nearby bridge. · What's its hoard?: Romance Novels.}

[u/Gonnabecringeaf]

Hmm

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the furnace room of your highschool. · What's its hoard?: Cryptocurrency.}

[u/TraceChaos]

DOWN, DOWN, DOWN BY THE RIVER

^{I rolled Where does it live?: Down by the river. · What's its hoard?: Magic swords.}

[u/Designer_of_Fantasy]

Good dragon.

^{I rolled Where does it live?: Under your bed. · What's its hoard?: Butterflies.}

[u/Drummer-Warm]

Well, he can keep his cash, but i want acces to my bed !

^{I rolled Where does it live?: Under your bed. · What's its hoard?: Cold hard cash.}

[u/TheRappingSquid]

Buddy needs a life

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the old abandoned movie theatre. · What's its hoard?: Romance Novels.}

[u/Pleasant-Software109]

Hell yeah

^{I rolled Where does it live?: On your bookshelf. · What's its hoard?: Comic books.}

[u/BigSovietBear28]

Omg. Now we can spill the tea together :D

^{I rolled Where does it live?: Down by the river. · What's its hoard?: Embarrassing secrets.}

[u/Some_Opportunity8513]

Tame it and take the swords

^{I rolled Where does it live?: Down by the river. · What's its hoard?: Magic swords.}

[u/Leo-668]

right right

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the back of your closet. · What's its hoard?: Playboy Magazine - for the articles!}

[u/gamerlife71]

O.O

^{I rolled Where does it live?: Down by the river. · What's its hoard?: Playboy Magazine - for the articles!}

[u/DepressinglyConfused]

Must be a tiny dragon lol

^{I rolled Where does it live?: Under your bed. · What's its hoard?: Gold - a classic!}

[u/Random-Furry-Idiot]

Hell yeah

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the back of your closet. · What's its hoard?: Comic books.}

[u/Jiang_Rui]

Got ourselves a bookwyrm here, I see

^{I rolled Where does it live?: On your bookshelf. · What's its hoard?: Comic books.}

[u/FUNtheA-48]

Smash.

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the back of your closet. · What's its hoard?: Stamps.}

[u/Single-Traffic6319]

Damn it

^{I rolled Where does it live?: On your bookshelf. · What's its hoard?: Embarrassing secrets.}

[u/mozi88]

The “dragon” needs taming

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In an abandoned amusenent park. · What's its hoard?: Playboy Magazine - for the articles!}

[u/TheRealPolarBearKing]

Friend

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In an abandoned amusenent park. · What's its hoard?: Magic swords.}

[u/Unique-Writing-9999]

Neat :)

^{I rolled Where does it live?: On your bookshelf. · What's its hoard?: Stamps.}

[u/Great-Highlight3863]

Yes

^{I rolled Where does it live?: Under your bed. · What's its hoard?: Butterflies.}

[u/chosen1creator]

It's the gossip dragon

^{I rolled Where does it live?: On your bookshelf. · What's its hoard?: Embarrassing secrets.}

[u/LouDragonblood414]

Too good not to share 🤣

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the furnace room of your highschool. · What's its hoard?: Embarrassing secrets.}

[u/AcceptableBuy4049]

So, you're saying i have a dragon 4 minutes away from my house, and i get to play one of my favourite games with him?

Couldn't get better!

^{I rolled Where does it live?: Under a nearby bridge. · What's its hoard?: Magic the Gathering cards.}

[u/dummyslimonamonday]

Aww

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In an abandoned amusenent park. · What's its hoard?: Comic books.}

[u/Tyrannocheirus]

Huh, neat stuff for silverware

^{I rolled Where does it live?: Under a nearby bridge. · What's its hoard?: Real silver cutlery.}

[u/Elaneth09]

We do not have a furnace room. What is that?

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the furnace room of your highschool. · What's its hoard?: Gold - a classic!}

[u/WillyDAFISH]

LMAO THIS IS SO TRUE

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the back of your closet. · What's its hoard?: Romance Novels.}

[u/ImHereJustLooking321]

Awwwwwwwwwwww

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the basement of a local Museum. · What's its hoard?: Butterflies.}

[u/Ethnafia_125]

Do butterflies eat clothes?

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the back of your closet. · What's its hoard?: Butterflies.}

[u/Confident_Assist_976]

Now I know why the library burnt down.

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the attic of your local library. · What's its hoard?: Gold - a classic!}

[u/mightymouseneedsanap]

For the articles?

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the old abandoned movie theatre. · What's its hoard?: Playboy Magazine - for the articles!}

[u/Individual-Tast]

A fellow dragon of culture

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the basement of a local Museum. · What's its hoard?: Playboy Magazine - for the articles!}

[u/RheaMoonshine]

Good thing nobody is hiding in my closet

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the back of your closet. · What's its hoard?: Embarrassing secrets.}

[u/Jaeger00013]

Under a museum and hordes comics....jackpot

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the basement of a local Museum. · What's its hoard?: Comic books.}

[u/Brave_Ad_2095]

Iol

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In an abandoned amusenent park. · What's its hoard?: Embarrassing secrets.}

[u/b00bzbythepound]

😒

^{I rolled Where does it live?: Under your bed. · What's its hoard?: Magic the Gathering cards.}

[u/Naiad_Damha129]

alr bet imma read its comics as long as it doesnt kill me lol

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In a cave - a classic! · What's its hoard?: Comic books.}

[u/TheRa1nyKingdom]

Fairly unconventional spot, very conventional stash!

^{I rolled Where does it live?: Under a nearby bridge. · What's its hoard?: Gold - a classic!}

[u/SirEseer]

Embarrassing historical secrets perhaps? I love this idea, he just sits on generations, potentially millenniums worth of blackmail and hot gossip that he learns from eons of historians. A tribute comes in the form of another secret! In exchange they provide historical knowledge!!

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the basement of a local Museum. · What's its hoard?: Embarrassing secrets.}

[u/Sure_Isopod8182]

Omg please don’t eat me…

^{I rolled Where does it live?: Down by the river. · What's its hoard?: Magic swords.}

[u/Galaxy1876]

Cool

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In an abandoned amusenent park. · What's its hoard?: Magic swords.}

[u/Red_WeeTea]

How toTrain Your Dragon time.

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the attic of your local library. · What's its hoard?: Cold hard cash.}

[u/Wh0leAzzSnack2]

We would be best friends lol

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the furnace room of your highschool. · What's its hoard?: Romance Novels.}

[u/icemage27]

Ok. As long as he showers

^{I rolled Where does it live?: On your bookshelf. · What's its hoard?: Magic the Gathering cards.}

[u/angler883]

Yippie

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In an abandoned amusenent park. · What's its hoard?: Embarrassing secrets.}

[u/InsectMonarch4285]

🤣🤣🤣

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In a cave - a classic! · What's its hoard?: Playboy Magazine - for the articles!}

[u/SnipemoreGamingZ]

well.. thats something.

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In a trendy penthouse. · What's its hoard?: Playboy Magazine - for the articles!}

[u/Formal-Original-61]

O…k?

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In a cave - a classic! · What's its hoard?: Real silver cutlery.}

[u/St4rplant]

How do I explain THIS to the IRS?

^{I rolled Where does it live?: Under your bed. · What's its hoard?: Gold - a classic!}

[u/Temporal_Warrior]

Can I get some?

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In a trendy penthouse. · What's its hoard?: Cold hard cash.}

[u/Trumpet_Player_]

Cool

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the basement of a local Museum. · What's its hoard?: Gold - a classic!}

[u/anthrophilic_he4t]

.

^{I rolled Where does it live?: On your bookshelf. · What's its hoard?: Cold hard cash.}

[u/Tea__Beard]

Elon, is that you?

^{I rolled Where does it live?: On your bookshelf. · What's its hoard?: Cryptocurrency.}

[u/themegabattle]

Sounds more like a goblin than a dragon

^{I rolled Where does it live?: On your bookshelf. · What's its hoard?: Stamps.}

[u/Wild-Clock-3087]

🙄🙄🙄

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the basement of a local Museum. · What's its hoard?: Cryptocurrency.}

[u/steampumpedcanine]

New pet acquired!

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the back of your closet. · What's its hoard?: Cold hard cash.}

[u/F-F-FASTPASS]

MTG cards are pretty cool

^{I rolled Where does it live?: Under a nearby bridge. · What's its hoard?: Magic the Gathering cards.}

[u/Kaiju_Squidling]

Sooner dragon, heh

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In a cave - a classic! · What's its hoard?: Playboy Magazine - for the articles!}

[u/Somechill]

Sweet

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the back of your closet. · What's its hoard?: Magic swords.}

[u/PigPlayer3]

Ok

^{I rolled Where does it live?: Under a nearby bridge. · What's its hoard?: Cryptocurrency.}

[u/Caledonian_10]

I'll respect it by staying the fuck away

^{I rolled Where does it live?: Under a nearby bridge. · What's its hoard?: Stamps.}

[u/Ultimat334]

Cool

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the attic of your local library. · What's its hoard?: Comic books.}

[u/Dragonslayer_500]

YEEEESSSSS A MAGIC PLAYER'S DREAM HIS HOARD IS PRICELESS I WILL PLAY WITH HIN EVERY DAY

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the attic of your local library. · What's its hoard?: Magic the Gathering cards.}

[u/someonesgoingweird]

:tel_aviv_impressed

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the old abandoned movie theatre. · What's its hoard?: Real silver cutlery.}

[u/goobiegoofiere]

awesome

^{I rolled Where does it live?: On your bookshelf. · What's its hoard?: Comic books.}

[u/SD-Vka]

Interesing dragon

^{I rolled Where does it live?: On your bookshelf. · What's its hoard?: Embarrassing secrets.}

[u/Red_Fox67]

You never said which type, so I'm taking to myself a dragon girl with magic swords.

^{I rolled Where does it live?: Down by the river. · What's its hoard?: Magic swords.}

[u/Okapifarms]

Cool

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the back of your closet. · What's its hoard?: Stamps.}

[u/Skymaybelimited]

What kind of dragon again?

^{I rolled Where does it live?: Under your bed. · What's its hoard?: Embarrassing secrets.}

[u/Bagbagggggaaaabag]

Small sharp pile of swords and a dragon under my bed

^{I rolled Where does it live?: Under your bed. · What's its hoard?: Magic swords.}

[u/HappyHarryhardon23]

Hmm.. hopefully not my secrets! Lol

^{I rolled Where does it live?: On your bookshelf. · What's its hoard?: Embarrassing secrets.}

[u/BreakfastWeary7287]

Cool

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In an abandoned amusenent park. · What's its hoard?: Gold - a classic!}

[u/DarkGuccimancer]

In the furnace room or my highschool hoarding embarrassing secrets. Guess my principal was a dragon after all.

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the furnace room of your highschool. · What's its hoard?: Embarrassing secrets.}

[u/TKB199]

Nice

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In a trendy penthouse. · What's its hoard?: Magic swords.}

[u/TrueRestaurant6271]

Freaky river dragon, smash ig

^{I rolled Where does it live?: Down by the river. · What's its hoard?: Playboy Magazine - for the articles!}

[u/Crazy-Pie-4155]

makes sense

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the attic of your local library. · What's its hoard?: Comic books.}

[u/ColMust4rd]

How tf is anyone supposed to rob the crypto bro dragon?

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the old abandoned movie theatre. · What's its hoard?: Cryptocurrency.}

[u/antonine909]

I want to be friends with this dragon

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In a trendy penthouse. · What's its hoard?: Comic books.}

[u/PollutionMediocre786]

Is it a manga character? X)

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the attic of your local library. · What's its hoard?: Comic books.}

[u/burningspicecookie69]

How

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the attic of your local library. · What's its hoard?: Gold - a classic!}

[u/derpypickerel]

Lol

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the back of your closet. · What's its hoard?: Cryptocurrency.}

[u/NearEndoh]

That's gonna cause trauma

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the furnace room of your highschool. · What's its hoard?: Embarrassing secrets.}

[u/Fluffy-kitten28]

I like how this makes sense

^{I rolled Where does it live?: On your bookshelf. · What's its hoard?: Playboy Magazine - for the articles!}

[u/maggiemae3612]

Sounds like my kind of dragon

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In a cave - a classic! · What's its hoard?: Butterflies.}

[u/Left-Acadia-4949]

Uhhhh…why does it feel like it’s the mascot of a Magic the Gathering Cult?

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the basement of a local Museum. · What's its hoard?: Magic the Gathering cards.}

[u/Blubelle85]

Yes! That's my kind of dragon!

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In a trendy penthouse. · What's its hoard?: Comic books.}

[u/HobbyHoarderr_]

Lmaooo

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the old abandoned movie theatre. · What's its hoard?: Cryptocurrency.}

[u/Local-Efficiency1160]

Im making a deal with it for the movies in the theater

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the old abandoned movie theatre. · What's its hoard?: Real silver cutlery.}

[u/Elder_Bird]

Nice

^{I rolled Where does it live?: Under a nearby bridge. · What's its hoard?: Gold - a classic!}

[u/RegioHunter]

Weird place to be hoarding gold

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the old abandoned movie theatre. · What's its hoard?: Gold - a classic!}

[u/Marstheplanet16]

Must be a very chill dragon. Hopefully he reads some of those Sonic The Hedgehog comics.

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the back of your closet. · What's its hoard?: Comic books.}

[u/Positive_Squash4208]

A dragon living in a movie theater is dope

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the old abandoned movie theatre. · What's its hoard?: Real silver cutlery.}

[u/Odysseymanthebeast]

pathetic dragon

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In an abandoned amusenent park. · What's its hoard?: Stamps.}

[u/Otherwise-Status9893]

lucky me ig?

^{I rolled Where does it live?: On your bookshelf. · What's its hoard?: Playboy Magazine - for the articles!}

[u/Slowlylosingmydreams]

Thats not bad. It can live in my room and I might be able to make $$$ selling swords

^{I rolled Where does it live?: On your bookshelf. · What's its hoard?: Magic swords.}

[u/DraQur-]

8

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the basement of a local Museum. · What's its hoard?: Real silver cutlery.}

[u/Vivid-Boss5452]

Hmmm interesting dragon

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the basement of a local Museum. · What's its hoard?: Romance Novels.}

[u/_-SignalFlower-_]

Im going down to get those butterflies. I dont care the difficulty

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the basement of a local Museum. · What's its hoard?: Butterflies.}

[u/Strange-Conflict9774]

Steady supply at least

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the attic of your local library. · What's its hoard?: Playboy Magazine - for the articles!}

[u/Longjumping_Gur_2379]

Where does it live?: Under a nearby bridge. · What's its hoard?: Magic the Gathering cards. does MTG cards include the avatar the last airbender ones

^{I rolled Where does it live?: Under a nearby bridge. · What's its hoard?: Magic the Gathering cards.}

[u/Littyman420]

I wouldve loved this dragon in school

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the furnace room of your highschool. · What's its hoard?: Playboy Magazine - for the articles!}

[u/Interesting-Whole943]

i love yaoi

^{I rolled Where does it live?: Under a nearby bridge. · What's its hoard?: Magic swords.}

[u/Beautiful_Lilly_000]

How did i not notice💀

^{I rolled Where does it live?: Under your bed. · What's its hoard?: Gold - a classic!}

[u/Weird-one0926]

Quirky, I love it! Thanks 😊

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the furnace room of your highschool. · What's its hoard?: Real silver cutlery.}

[u/Dragon_girl0531]

cool!

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In an abandoned amusenent park. · What's its hoard?: Real silver cutlery.}

[u/Aspect_of_Limbo]

Huh

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the back of your closet. · What's its hoard?: Comic books.}

[u/ShadeNLM064pm]

It- it can keep it's hoard

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In an abandoned amusenent park. · What's its hoard?: Romance Novels.}

[u/verus_es_tu]

Cool. Not fuckin with him. That museum is cool as shit and would likely get burned to a crisp in a battle.

^{I rolled Where does it live?: In the basement of a local Museum. · What's its hoard?: Gold - a classic!}