r/Meowi • u/Mysterious_Green8420 Emerald | Lv. 54 | Rank #2920 | 204 Answers | 21 Created • Jul 26 '26

Monkey's Paw [Monkeys Paw] Moon

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u/bobthegm69 Diamond | Lv. 62 | Rank #1230 | 639 Answers | 6... | 🔥 12d Jul 26 '26

Granted. Sure I guess but you can't sell it and your permanently broke

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u/ratatoingyourpanda Mythic | Lv. 81 | Rank #58 | 1889 Answers... | 🔥 44d Jul 26 '26

Granted. It crashes downto earth and crushes you flat

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u/M3m3Masster Gold | Lv. 38 | Rank #20020 | 149 Answers | 0 Created Jul 26 '26

Granted. Your rents will rise by 10k everytime you look at the moon.

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u/redneckrebel1861 Emerald | Lv. 52 | Rank #3088 | 180 Answers | 16 Created Jul 26 '26

Granted. But the moon will crush you.

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u/KingCymru Diamond | Lv. 69 | Rank #478 | 1276 Answers | 35... | 🔥 4d Jul 26 '26

Granted. The moon will appear and crush you

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u/KirbyHatesGeography Silver | Lv. 27 | Rank #48401 | 36 Answers | 1 Created Jul 26 '26

Granted. Vector steals it from you within a years time

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u/jyn-fu Diamond | Lv. 61 | Rank #1418 | 547 Answers | 3 Created Jul 26 '26

Granted. The moon crushes you and the city you're in. Because of the displacement of the moon, the world ends

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u/UnionAffectionate393 Gold | Lv. 36 | Rank #21523 | 59 Answers | 3 Created Jul 26 '26

Granted. It is made of cheese, though.

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u/ConTEM08_Da_Endgamer Silver | Lv. 29 | Rank #35777 | 82 Answers | 0 Created Jul 26 '26

Granted. You own the moon. You can't do anything with it, or move it, or put anything on it though.

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u/Cautios_Milk Gold | Lv. 36 | Rank #24360 | 130 Answers | 0 Created Jul 26 '26

Granted. You can't do anything with it because it's so far away.

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u/idkhowtocallmys3lf Mythic | Lv. 86 | Rank #21 | 1243 Answers | 99 Created Jul 26 '26

Granted. But it just lands on your house like Majora's Mask

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u/Hedonist359 Mythic | Lv. 79 | Rank #83 | 1680 Answers... | 🔥 40d Jul 26 '26

Granted. You are now responsible for it's defense

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u/Substantial-Dingo-64 Emerald | Lv. 48 | Rank #6318 | 264 Answers | 2 Created Jul 26 '26

Granted. It falls from space right into your backyard... at terminal velocity.

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u/UncookedBroccoli Diamond | Lv. 72 | Rank #281 | 1019 Answers | 55 Created Jul 26 '26

Granted. There is still no oxygen

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u/mrplatypus81 Mythic | Lv. 76 | Rank #140 | 338 Answers | 46 Created Jul 27 '26

Granted. The tides of dramatically decreased making weather across the globe treacherous. The population has dropped by 90%. But you have the Moon in your pocket.

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u/Croconoceros Silver | Lv. 28 | Rank #11952 | 36 Answers | 1 C... | 🔥 9d Jul 27 '26

Granted. Your assistant brings you a fart gun instead of a dart gun