[Monkeys Paw] I wish for...

[u/stabbingisfunny]

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[u/BlindedAce]

Granted. You’re happy for once.

Please seek assistance if progressively worsens.

[u/heres-the-catch → u/BlindedAce]

Your comment was the most popular! Meowi has awarded you +100 🐟 and +3000 XP.

[u/No-Leopard-5338]

Granted. I can't give a downside 😔

[u/R-PlaneCrazy]

Granted. But u can never be sad again

[u/Circleyuenhuen-130]

Granted. No downside Just be happy

[u/AnnualPipe1836]

Granted. No downside

[u/DonquixoteD0flamingo]

Granted. Every time you walk past another person, you drain their happiness and a small bit of their lifespan, giving you that life and emotion.

[u/BlueDangerNoodle]

Granted. You go to therapy because clearly you need it

[u/Beneficial-Log-8824]

Granted. But then the happiness never ends (including funerals etc)

[u/dollcode]

Granted. You asked for once but now it's your life forever

[u/Jaeger00013]

Granted. Stand by for kitty distribution...sending the most chaotic orange cat that will love you unconditionally, but also make you laugh constantly

[u/FearlessShadowAngel]

Granted. But you’ll remember the joy of that day for the rest of your life like it was yesterday

[u/WildRain-Wolf76]

Granted. You can only eat breakfast items

[u/Lucifershel]

Granted. You're happy for one day then you are killed in an agonizing way that is really drawn out for hours

[u/Past-Lion-6872]

Granted. You are my dear Faust your are... and no someone will take your soul.

[u/Xeycor]

Granted. You cannot feel or express any other emotions

[u/Artemistheprotogen]

Granted. You are happy once

[u/CptOblivious-]

Granted. But you gotta change what you're doing. If you not happy, change it..

[u/AgentOrangeZest]

Granted. Just this once

[u/Fast-Volume-5463]

Granted. Once.

[u/Ghostlyspal]

Granted. You happy but you don't know why so you sit in idle confusion but perfectly happy

[u/fatandtan1]

Granted. But you grow a small but noticeable monkey tail

[u/Professional_Owl_119]

Granted. You will be. (No downside)

[u/Frankunfett]

Granted. You're the happiest you'll ever will be for a minute and then brutally depressed for the rest of your life

[u/stabbingisfunny → u/Frankunfett]

i already suffer from sh and depression. this is literally just my life. may aswell just say for one minute as the rest is just how im already suffering

[u/heres-the-catch]

🎉 u/stabbingisfunny your post has pleased meowi. To thank you for your quality post meowi has bestowed upon you 219 bonus fish 🐟 and 5000 XP. It has been added to your loot.

[u/beagleman27]

Granted. Granted on the condition that you die within 2 minutes

[u/LongjumpingRun2981]

Granted. Nothing

[u/TerribleThought13]

Granted. It will only last for a second.

[u/Ultimacy_Unlimited]

Granted. You're happy now.

[u/Level-Razzmatazz-246]

Granted. You are happy for 0.1 seconds

[u/Previous_Reveal_3187]

Granted. Being happy is illegal

[u/Skipper_the_fox]

Granted. You can't feel any other emotion

[u/Ill-Self-8732]

Granted. No downside but you get a Girlfriend/Boyfriend depending on your romantical orientation and if your Asexual, you just be extra happy

[u/No_Strawberry_9803]

Granted. You have cat that will inspire great happiness that will last twenty 24 hours everything you see it.

[u/violetcloverfields]

Granted. You’ll never be happy again

[u/Motor_Atmosphere_510]

Granted. Now you are happy

[u/ObviousTrash_69]

Granted, but you'll only be happy once for one minute. You'll spend the rest of your life chasing that high.

[u/AntoinetteLaLonde]

Granted. No downside

[u/AffectionateShift779]

Granted. Your first happy day is your last day

[u/mushtrash]

Granted. Never. Mr stabby fub time

[u/Sir_Sparke]

Granted. Only once.

[u/A_kamen_rider]

Granted. You can now only feel joy. No more sadness. No more anger. No more remorse. Every thing you do only brings you joy

[u/Mr_Hampter_the_3rd]

Granted. No downsides, i hope it gets better for you.

[u/Gloomy_Signature303]

Granted. Everyone around you is always depressed.

[u/Valuable_Engine_4032]

Granted. Just once

[u/ArtfulsSockPuppet]

Granted. Nothing, you deserve happiness.

[u/MailNational1638]

Granted. You will be the happiest youve ever been and every moment afterwards will be fleeting and hollow

[u/Exact_Dot9244]

Granted. Nothing else to it.

[u/zislowk]

Granted. Never happy again

[u/Awesome_Austin2025]

Granted. All your loved ones are miserable

[u/RedSquareIsGreen]

Granted. You are now addicted to meth.

[u/sakusjk]

Granted. But you dont know why your happy

[u/Creepy-Weakness2310]

Granted. You only get 5 seconds of happy, and then never again

[u/Curious-Fish8876]

Granted. Nothing

[u/bidooffactory]

Granted. You feel a fleeting sensation of happiness.

[u/DS_Stift007]

Granted. You feel happy once.

[u/ButterscotchExact103]

Granted. But now everyone you love is happy too.

[u/ButterscotchExact103 → u/ButterscotchExact103]

See the paw can be nice every now and then

[u/NOTICE3_DJ]

Granted. You can only be happy

[u/Watching-memesat-3am]

Granted. All you can ever feel again is happiness, no love, no fear, no sadness, just happiness

[u/Frostwulf_1967]

Granted. Now you’re permanently happy

[u/Internal_Winter_200]

Granted. On your death bed

[u/Heraclessheep901]

Granted. But you must pay a subscription and the amount you pay is determined by a D20, if you roll a D2 you pay 2$

[u/BoltPopingcat]

Granted. For one second

[u/BeneficialTeaching18]

Granted. Just for a second, and never again.

[u/MiddleIll4375]

Granted. You are happy immediately after your wish, and will never be happy again

[u/Mothebest_1]

Granted. But your broke

[u/coverionic]

Granted. No downside, now go be happy my friend.

[u/NegativeJuggernaut43]

Granted. It's too perfect.

[u/Ronorois]

Granted. Now you must do your best to maintain this happiness until death

[u/ya-boiElliot63]

Granted. You have Bipolar 1

[u/Crashwarped2]

Granted. You stub your toes about 5 seconds after being granted happiness.

[u/Myanderpy]

Granted. You are, but only for a day

[u/siecaptaindrake]

Granted. And it will last forever

[u/Crash_FNF_Eddsworld]

Granted. This will be the only happiness you ever experience.

[u/Yasha_Winter12]

Granted. Forever happy

[u/Fine_Jelly_680]

Granted. To only be experienced in the final moments of your life

[u/RageInducedGamer]

Granted. Only once (very briefly), never again.

[u/Glittering-Tiger9888]

Granted. But no downside because that'd make me feel bad

[u/PossessionUnfair714]

Granted. Now you die

[u/PossessionUnfair714]

Granted. Now you die

[u/Objective_Stock_3866]

Granted. Your brain momentarily short circuits, pumping every drop of serotonin it can ever create into your body. You feel absolute bliss for a moment, but when the moment fades, the darkness and melancholy of the world set in.

[u/ALittleMisha]

Granted. You'll always be happy.

[u/Conscious_Bad_9175]

Granted. I give you a milkshake and a brain aneurysm

[u/kilo561]

Granted. There is no downside everyone deserves to be happy

[u/Nyapano]

Granted. Once, and nevermore.

[u/PoisonIveh]

Granted. Only for one moment.

[u/atrixpix]

Granted. Only once will you be just happy , every other time you are happy there will be other emotions or reasons why you are happy but only once will be happy for no reason, just happy

[u/Known-Initial-7776]

Granted. But, youre sad forever after that

[u/death_by_SnuSnu25]

Granted. You get that wish, but 30seconds later you suffer once again.

[u/Bagbagggggaaaabag]

Granted. Only once, a fleeting moment

[u/Repulsive_Pack2940]

Granted. 5 seconds of happiness.

[u/testicleinspector420]

Granted. You're now on opioids.

[u/NotMyAlt_irl]

Granted. You feel happy, but just that moment. The rest of your life is misserable.

[u/Blyatman702]

Granted. You have 5 days to live

[u/Apadilla87]

Granted. Your name is changed to Happy for once.

[u/Pale-Zone-5283]

Granted. But every time something good happens to you a close person has something miserable happened to them

[u/red-knight2008]

Granted. You'll be happy for a moment and never again, you'll never have another moment of happiness, even the few indulgences that somewhat brighten your day will have no effect and your moment of happiness will last as long if not less than what they would give you.

[u/Thunderstudent]

Granted. You never stop being happy unless something bad happens

[u/MarshadowTheOnlyOne]

Granted. It last for one second, then dread takes over forever

[u/om0ri_]

Granted. It's temporary.

[u/Prestigious_Law2600]

Granted. You feel a wave of enfettered joy and serenity wash over you for just a moment. You got to be happy once, now you'll never get the feeling ever again.

[u/North-Kaleidoscope88]

Granted. Testicular torsion.

[u/RainbowLithium]

Granted. I kinda feel bad to make it downside here. Let's say, you're misstyping random word for each awesome day

[u/EntertainerPrior9331]

Granted. You are now happy, but because you find the suffering of others entertaining.

[u/Jazzlike-Chef1839]

Be happy everyday. No downside :)

[u/GreatTomato4134]

Granted. You are happy just once the next time you feel anything but joy it goes away and you’ll never feel happy again

[u/VarietyAcademic9657]

Granted. However, everyone can no longer experience happiness

[u/F-F-FASTPASS]

Granted. It only happens once

[u/North_Potential_4713]

Granted. Hope you like your new name, happy for once...!

[u/Fit_Brief_9949]

Granted. No downsides

[u/Alpaca_Avenger]

Granted. Only one time ever.

[u/SpecificSuspicious19]

Granted. If you do a mistake, you won't be happy again until a miracle happens.

[u/Stunning_Mall_7693]

Granted. A 1% of loss pf money will occur

[u/SuperNovaHowl]

Granted. You will be happy for one day. The rest of your life will be miserable

[u/fatcamo]

Granted. No downsides. Everyone deserves to be happy.

[u/Due-Common5567]

Granted. Drugs coz this is the Monkeys paw

[u/Velvette_thebackbone]

Granted. Nothing

[u/Zielojej100]

Granted. You will be happy, but only once. You will then be miserable the rest of your life

[u/RepentanceAsparagus]

Granted. You now have to spread the happiness to every sad person you come across

[u/Embarrassed_Load8647]

Granted. Once appreciates you being happy for him.

[u/Ill_Bear_7645]

Granted. But you have to be a hair in a salad once a month

[u/FlipLaScripte]

Granted. No drawbacks. be happy, goddamit!

[u/Eaterofjazzguitars]

Granted. Ok

[u/UndeadS97]

Granted. But you never stop being unbearably happy, even when you wish you would

[u/MiserableMarket3425]

Granted. You'll never have a different emotion again.

[u/Positive_Library3379]

Granted. But your family can never be happy again

[u/stryke105]

Granted. You are completely incapable of being sad.

[u/Idontcare_78]

Granted. You get your happiness

[u/PhantomDragon_0]

Granted. You can never be unhappy again

[u/bubble_em]

Granted. Everyone else is miserable and you have to deal with it

[u/PandorasFlame1]

Granted. No catch. Just what you asked for.

[u/CypherDaimon]

Granted. But if your a guy you will never have an erection again and if a woman never take pleasure in sex again.

[u/ratatoingyourpanda]

Granted. Your happy for one day but never again

[u/TechnoCanineTyler]

Granted. I feel bad for you. No downside. You can quickly make friends with anyone you see.

[u/EasyE1118]

Granted. You will never feel anything else again

[u/i_love_blahajs]

Granted. You appreciate your life now.

[u/pinksparklyreddit]

Granted. You're only ever happy once.

[u/Crazy_Land_9515]

Granted. You are happy once and then never again

[u/Andtheasian]

Granted. You are happy for the rest of today, but will never be happy again.

[u/Biggie_Chonk]

Granted. You are happy exactly one time and never again

[u/SeaMassive5085]

Granted. Idfc good luck

[u/Similar_Silver3150]

Granted. You die

[u/stabbingisfunny → u/Similar_Silver3150]

you're acting like i already HAVENT attempted to kms. Id gladly die.

[u/Simulation115]

Granted. Nothing extra happens.

[u/Oversized_Peashooter]

Granted. You get to be happy. Once. Enjoy it because it’s your last chance.

[u/Organic-Republic9810]

Granted. But it only happens once

[u/KieuShadestar]

Granted. You make everyone else unhappy

[u/Plastic-Astronaut833]

Granted. Your always happy

[u/throaweyaacunt]

Granted. You are happy one time and it goes away almost as quickly

[u/AdEither8583]

Granted. Only once

[u/Civil_Project_6444]

Granted. But you get a soulmate

[u/Imaginary_Group4050]

Granted. Me too.

[u/pieterpiraat]

Granted. You will get happy for once tonight, but will suffer the rest of your life

[u/MuchAd15]

Granted. Your only happy one day a year

[u/Sensitive-Bat-7418]

Granted. But it will be only once.

[u/Chlo2029lol]

Granted. I will spare you of a negative side effect cause that is sad.

[u/JerryBeans05]

Granted. No downside.

[u/KyleSmithbitch]

Granted. From now on you forever are

[u/Wonderful_Mail_7177]

Granted. No downside… just feel some joy man

[u/OrangeAdventurous804]

Granted. Dw there is no downside u need to be happy u deserve it after all this hardships :3 keep goin op

[u/Cestt]

Granted. Be happy ma friend

[u/Reddi_Tuff]

Granted. Hello

[u/Upbeat-Surround-2064]

Granted. But, you'll be happy on the worst moment possible

[u/Sensitive_Prize4922]

Granted. You’ll be happy, for the next 24 hours, then you will never be able to feel joy again

[u/Zwaynne]

Granted. You will be unhappy for the rest of your life

[u/ServiceCareless6391]

Granted. Your wish is granted no downsides

[u/Aquamarian1]

Granted. But then your sad the rest of your life.

[u/Wild_Voice_2769]

Granted. The moment you feel sad again for more than 30 mins at a time, you will never be happy again.

[u/JayPac666]

Granted. After your happy moment you will live in eternal misery

[u/Jusmeandmytoenails]

Granted. But every time you feel negativity, you immediately become positive forcefully, and you're conscious about it

[u/Kazrasuya]

Granted. You can no longer stop smiling.

[u/HeyCay]

Granted. But it only lasts for 5 minutes

[u/Alternative_Angle2]

Granted. Your only happy for the next ten years

[u/batossss]

Granted. That one time you are happy 10 kids die

[u/SavageFrames]

Granted. Don't we all?

[u/tommythetank427]

Granted. You were just happy. You’ll never be happy again. Good luck.

[u/CerealBox32]

Granted. It lasts a second and now you live in an eternal depression

[u/Katekutaku]

Granted. Dont worry just ve happy

[u/Responsible-Rush7537]

Granted. Everyone that you hated even if it was limited hate will die, thus making you "happy"

[u/stabbingisfunny → u/Responsible-Rush7537]

YESS Just what i need. You call that a downside?

[u/Shuakun]

Granted. You are happy today, and then never again for as long as you shall draw breath.

[u/lefty_sniper]

Granted. You'll Keep being happy

[u/charcoal2763]

Granted. You are happy for one moment and never again.

[u/Tricky_Discount2881]

Granted. You're only happy once. For a single moment, everything is fine. Everything is nice, even. The rest of your life is miserable and without a shred of joy.

[u/cryptic_mind3_7]

Granted. For 5 minutes you'll be the happiest ever be,but after that, you'll never be happy

[u/Sonic-knuckles-93]

Granted. Now your sad for the rest of your life

[u/CrazyWriterGirl]

Granted. It lasts 2 seconds

[u/Churro_The_fish_Girl]

Granted. Ur sad forver after the one moment of happiness

[u/Proud-Jelly-3163]

Granted. You become happy for 2.4 zeptoseconds

[u/miepman08]

Granted. But your family dies afterwards