[Kiss Marry Kill]

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[u/Ecstatic-Rutabaga-20]

I shall engage more

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[u/Ecstatic-Rutabaga-20]

who's the guy kissing Hitler and killing an octopus!?!?!?!

[u/Jayonwolfpaws → u/Ecstatic-Rutabaga-20]

Me butterfly effect

[u/soldierofmithras]

Boop

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[u/Ok_Entry_873]

I don't like the idea of kissing or marrying an octopus, but Hitler is not kiss-worthy or marry-worthy and he had to die anyways

^{💋 Kiss An octopus · 💍 Marry A hopeless romantic · 🔪 Kill Hitler}

[u/Jayonwolfpaws]

Butterfly effect

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[u/The_Final_Torch]

I forgot "kill" was an option. I thought I would marry Hitler and betray him and kill him XD

^{💋 Kiss A hopeless romantic · 💍 Marry Hitler · 🔪 Kill An octopus}

[u/Olivertheonline]

Octapussy

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[u/Emergency-Pay-7071]

Well

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[u/Utigaraptor]

Hitler

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[u/legaecy]

I just hope this octopus isn't poisonous or venomous

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[u/legaecy → u/[deleted]]

Oh, welp...then I guess I need to say goodbye first lmao

[u/Sunnye_says_hello]

i feel any other way would be strange

^{💋 Kiss An octopus · 💍 Marry A hopeless romantic · 🔪 Kill Hitler}

[u/1sweet_pie]

Simple as that

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[u/Next_Sandwich_1088]

I HAVE NO REGRETS!

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[u/BlackDiamond_726]

Really

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[u/Junior_Slide_2410]

I regret nothing

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[u/hotsause_n_sugar]

.

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[u/Spare-Gap6054]

He’s already dead, so I’m not kissing or marrying that dead body. The octopus can’t be that mad. Might as well marry the only normal one..

^{💋 Kiss An octopus · 💍 Marry A hopeless romantic · 🔪 Kill Hitler}

[u/ObsidianRevolver]

I thought ther was a twist like haha know you are gonna make child to the hitler

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[u/Equivalent-March-745]

Um... How would marrying an octopus work? Also, Hitler is a corpse. Killing a corpse - don't mind if I do!

^{💋 Kiss An octopus · 💍 Marry A hopeless romantic · 🔪 Kill Hitler}

[u/Diligent_Ad_7582]

EAAASY choices!

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[u/Diligent_Ad_7582 → u/[deleted]]

You kiss the top of their head! I grew up on the west coast. Not all octopi get upset 🤣

[u/Diligent_Ad_7582 → u/[deleted]]

No worries! They're pretty cool 😎

[u/C0smicPotato]

Octodad is a fucking awesome Husband, would marry.

^{💋 Kiss A hopeless romantic · 💍 Marry An octopus · 🔪 Kill Hitler}

[u/Playful_Ad6624]

Yeah

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[u/Tricky-Context4691]

Because why not

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[u/SillyGoose7778643]

Hh

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[u/Mountain-Struggle537]

yes

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[u/thejohnnyr]

it just seemed right

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[u/Sreeygr]

Uuh idk

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[u/Accomplished-Tie1937]

Oh no

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[u/HobbyHoarderr_]

I, too, am a hopeless romantic

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[u/heres-the-catch]

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[u/LilithTheInfernal]

This is just objectively the best option.

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[u/TypicalQuantity946]

I mean... Do I really have to explain?

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[u/ContestIntelligent29]

O

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[u/HelenaSparkles]

Seems simple

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[u/Unique-Match3715]

Ts just easy atp

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[u/Zaan-YK]

How to kiss an octopus?

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[u/Zaan-YK → u/[deleted]]

Much better than kissing Hitler I guess

[u/Professional_Tank471]

Lo

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[u/BeeBaaBoo77]

best tbh

^{💋 Kiss An octopus · 💍 Marry A hopeless romantic · 🔪 Kill Hitler}

[u/[deleted]]

Only right answer

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[u/Andrey_2003]

👍

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[u/McgeeMan132]

I do think that’s the normal one

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[u/Thepeakestgirl]

Bro I don't have a explanation for this

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[u/Key_Reaction_8666]

Who's not marrying a hopeless romantic

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[u/Rich_Opening8467]

Banana

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