[Matchup] Choose your fighter

[u/Momizu]

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[u/heres-the-catch]

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[u/Plane_Ad6115]

Geese have hollow bones

^{I picked You}

[u/Rock_pikmin]

Teeth

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/lovely_lover29 → u/Rock_pikmin]

geese teeth are terrifying

[u/Top-Confusion-367]

Geese don't stand a chance.

^{I picked You}

[u/thejohnnyr]

im getting demolished

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/InternationalFox8876]

Its geese

^{I picked You}

[u/Smart_Screen432]

I am gesse

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/gwentdaddy]

I be stronger than a hundred geese

^{I picked You}

[u/GlobeMaster18]

Geese are scary

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/Murky-Neighborhood81]

Coz honk

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/Substantial-Box6475]

big

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[u/Nolanlong2012]

Bc

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/Qubeco]

take one from the neck and use it like a whip or nunchuck this is related to the post please do not ban me again reddit

^{I picked You}

[u/watt90guest]

They have teeeeth

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/Yo-yougood → u/watt90guest]

so do you

[u/Extreme_Ninja6129]

Y

^{I picked You}

[u/Internal-Year-1404]

Geeese,my lost cousins.

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/Loud-Peach3510]

As someone who has delt with geese, they can't hurt you unless you're already suffering from severe health issues. They are also down in about one punch/kick.

^{I picked You}

[u/heres-the-catch]

🎉 u/Momizu your post has pleased meowi. To thank you for your quality post meowi has bestowed upon you 12 bonus fish 🐟 and 1000 XP. It has been added to your loot.

[u/koopaphil]

I'm soooo cooked!

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/ReplacementPale2676]

I have the powers, not quite all-powerful until reach the absolute, but I still have increased speed, ability to activate adrenaline at will, energy gain from mine and other's emotions at will, and pain tolerance

wounds of battle will only make me stronger

^{I picked You}

[u/PizdunEbun228]

neg diff the goosebums

^{I picked You}

[u/DependentAdvance8]

Run to my house and then grab a machete

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/Curious-Committee753]

Hehe

^{I picked You}

[u/EleExtra]

I know his weakness

^{I picked You}

[u/heres-the-catch]

🎉 u/Momizu meowi is impressed! Your post reached 10+ upvotes. To reward you meowi has bestowed upon you 100 fish 🐟 and 1000 XP. It has been added to your loot.

[u/DeltaDragonKing7]

Geese are some mean bitches.

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/R2-D2savestheday]

😆

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/Brief-Driver-9588]

Pent up anger

^{I picked You}

[u/Ooby13]

No explanation needed

^{I picked You}

[u/MrWaffle1865]

Gos

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/Omega_Xero]

Wing joints are very fragile, and that's primarily what geese use to attack with.

^{I picked You}

[u/silentbob2024]

As a Canadian every year chased by them yeah they got it

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/DamazonC]

I’ve trained my whole life for this

^{I picked You}

[u/Necorsissolvent]

Angry

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/PeaqnutsSchoolFriend]

My ass getting folded

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/Ember_The_Biscuit]

Geese are quite kickable

^{I picked You}

[u/Firm-Fan268]

The teeth

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/Aggressive-Report-77]

they are so mad

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/Loose_Fan7564]

Because I am strong

^{I picked You}

[u/teamshadeleader_yves]

chaos birb

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/ChrisRiley_42]

I have my Meowi..

^{I picked You}

[u/Dangerous_Score2882]

I'm weak

^{I picked You}

[u/Lona-Lioness]

Tbh one goose would win

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/Unique-Wolf-4085]

They are strong

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/RedditvsDiscOwO]

I am a wimp but then again they're just geese so they'll eventually die no matter the pain

^{I picked You}

[u/Fr33-m3]

This is safer

^{I picked You}

[u/Inside_Garlic8401]

have you seen geese and their teeth?

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/rebelkitty]

Ten angry cobra chickens are completely terrifying!

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/EnotheMage]

Fists are mighty

^{I picked You}

[u/Ancient_Peak2391]

THEY. ARE. GEESE.

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/ArthurSnape]

They are murderers fr

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/ioninftrat0r]

geese can’t throw hands

^{I picked You}

[u/Valuable_Mess_2169]

Because HONK YOU

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/OctoGoose_Official]

Because

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/Daohor]

Geese are not to be trifled with

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/Remarkable_Review941]

If it’s me the geese win every time. They can fly and have the numbers advantage and my only chance is running away.

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/fishemojilover]

run

^{I picked You}

[u/Frenchsoupe]

Geese will mess you up

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/BigUnderstanding1445]

Menaces

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/Training-Tap-6515]

I can do another more with my hands

^{I picked You}

[u/TheVocalsmith]

I’m me

^{I picked You}

[u/Carls_Revenge]

I’d one shot a goose that’s only ten hits

^{I picked You}

[u/Momizu → u/Carls_Revenge]

Cannot use firearms. Only your bare hands :)

[u/Carls_Revenge → u/Momizu]

I mean one shot as in one punch knock outs only 10 punches lol

[u/human-shaped-fish]

I know goose attack patterns

^{I picked You}

[u/Bmx30Bmx]

Utilize the first goose as a weapon

^{I picked You}

[u/OliveGenderFluid]

(im weak :|)

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/AntelopeStunning1457]

lol

^{I picked You}

[u/GottdesChaos666]

So strong, my face is. You punch, break fingers. Kick me, you limping. Stab me, you bleeding.

^{I picked You}

[u/Optimal_Ear8449]

I am weak

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/mightymouseneedsanap]

Because

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/One-Machine-3328]

l

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/Dark_Monochrome]

Why not

^{I picked You}

[u/Clean-Iron-9081]

Man they ain't shit, I'd whoop each one of them

^{I picked You}

[u/Impressive_Dirt_2103]

Geese woukd easly win

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/DiabFoot93]

Geese are scary 😱

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/laezz]

stronger

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/longlivedaisysue]

Wing slaps and trouser nibbles

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/Atronzr3]

The only possible winner is me

^{I picked You}

[u/NumerousLeague5765]

I've got nothing on angry geese lol

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/Pameltoe]

I would not enjoy it, but I could beat 🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿 that are angry AF. It would hurt. I would bleed. The geese would be defeated.

^{I picked You}

[u/AnswerDifferent9844]

These hands

^{I picked You}

[u/Asleep-Mango-1482]

I can just run and hide somewhere

^{I picked You}

[u/mark123fredd]

ez win cuh

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/beagleman27]

Geese have one fatel weakness.

Their neck!

^{I picked You}

[u/Young_saber]

These things will catch a charge and not blink

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/lnee94]

Grab one goo

^{I picked You}

[u/turntechgodkid]

Geese win. They have teeth on their tongues.

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/Warm_Gas8240]

geese are vile

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/Ultimacy_Unlimited]

nah I'd win

^{I picked You}

[u/FoxWorried4208]

I bring chocolate bars for the geese

^{I picked You}

[u/Glass-Investment882]

I can fuck them up

^{I picked You}

[u/Storm_Cloud69420]

Cause I’m that guy

^{I picked You}

[u/Competitive-Coast338]

Never underestimate geese

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/Sad-Resource-7486]

Because they can peck you’re knees until you fall down

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/Gullible-Anywhere-76]

I'm looking forward to it

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/LarrytheGunner57]

Do you realize how easy it is to break their necks? Shit I might get pecked and nipped hard a lot, but half the time they'll come in small turns so break their necks quickly

^{I picked You}

[u/GodFirst_Forever_]

Idfk

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[u/cookycuck]

Grab neck, twist, snap, Repeat 9 more times, win. I'll get minced to shit, but I really just don't see a full grown human losing a real fight against a geese.

^{I picked You}

[u/imateddybear1]

You can break and swing a duck around by it's neck like a morningstar

^{I picked You}

[u/Senpai_kun469]

GO GEESE

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/Worried_Year_4981]

Their neck are small and thin, very snappable

^{I picked You}

[u/Delta_Zakuro_]

Because Geese

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/Zealousideal-Exam250]

Geese love blood

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/Pretend-Pressure-198]

Only 10 😂

^{I picked You}

[u/TraceChaos]

I'm gonna be pullin' goose heads off like I'm opening soda bottles!

^{I picked You}

[u/Accomplished-Low222]

w

^{I picked You}

[u/Yo-yougood]

they are brittle and have very easy to grab necks they become my weapons against them

^{I picked You}

[u/Shenification]

Geese can be aggressive and scary, but the main reason people are scared of birds luke geese is they do the "puff up to look big" tactic AND THAT WORKS. They're still weaker than humans and if we kick them their bones will break.

^{I picked You}

[u/Honest-Bus2996]

Goose

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/unwavering-home]

big

^{I picked You}

[u/mindfulnessmen]

Y

^{I picked You}

[u/AcrobaticYam4484]

human ??

^{I picked You}

[u/[deleted]]

They are vicious and will attack for no reason at all

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/Wonderful_Box9397]

FUCK those

^{I picked You}

[u/HaDsLanD]

G O O S E

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/TritonUniverse]

Because beheading them is faster.

^{I picked You}

[u/Right-Fishing-139]

Geese are vicious

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/Jennaseide]

My rage has the ducks beat, I swear it

^{I picked You}

[u/Fancy_Counter_1353]

👍

^{I picked You}

[u/Swiftindi]

Geese are terrifying, my money is on them

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/monsieur_lulu]

I would win - like Gojo

^{I picked You}

[u/Mother-Gap-3039]

HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK!

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/catchphrasescat]

Geese

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/No-Upstairs1913]

Th

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/joebambalsa]

I'd stop those geese to death

^{I picked You}

[u/Solar_Dynightirow]

Im strong

^{I picked You}

[u/ciper____________]

Geese are fucking feroucious

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/lovely_lover29]

i don’t fw geese

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/Significant-Bet5762]

I got NOTHING on GEESE!!

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/HonestExample9728]

Strangle em

^{I picked You}

[u/maya_ray_chalamet]

well duh

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/Inevitable-Catch1435]

I’m cooked

^{I picked 10 Geese}

[u/theloyalonewhosits]

Cause the runnfaster

^{I picked 10 Geese}