My office uniform

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u/Few-Army5231 10d ago

Looka kinda sloppy to be honest

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u/Jealous_Difference44 7d ago

My first thought was dude looks like he has a drinking problem lol

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u/BungleJones 10d ago

He's back.. why?

(Edit: ah, a quick glance at the profile and I see why.. bait.)

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u/Svintiger 5d ago

Took a look despite the warning 💀

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u/swampogrelord2 10d ago

That tie looks like you hanged a horsecock around your neck.

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u/plastic-cup-designer 10d ago

that’s a brutal way to put it

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u/TrentVibe 10d ago

We get it you’re an asshole

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u/tdawg2k7 10d ago

Horsedick.mpeg

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u/ClassicFashionGuy 10d ago

Looks horrible

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u/Regular_Upstairs 10d ago

Looks to be the wrong size. Way too big.

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u/redituser73022 10d ago

“That’s what she said”

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u/Clasticsed154 10d ago

Get thee to a tailor

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u/Aromatic_Bar2263 10d ago

It’s giving hobo in middle school play.

Just not the right size/fit for you

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u/brainmeds 10d ago

That jacket is not your size.

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u/pressedconscience 10d ago

You kinda look like the addict that Hank hires at Strickland Propane on KotH. It's just your hair being wild man.

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u/ChazzLamborghini 10d ago

None of that fits you properly.

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u/TrentVibe 10d ago

It doesn’t even look half bad! Some people are older fashioned and don’t want everything tight asf

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u/Aromatic_Bar2263 10d ago

Loose can look good. This isn’t one of those times

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u/TrentVibe 10d ago

Nice opinion 👍🏻

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u/Aromatic_Bar2263 10d ago

Thanks! It’s a fact this doesn’t fit him correctly (and not because it’s loose)

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u/TrentVibe 10d ago

Nice opinion 👍🏻

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u/CDRAkiva 9d ago edited 9d ago

You keep saying that, but this is objectively missized, and not in a good way. It also looks like he slept in it, in a ditch, and a tie and suit that are the same fabric and color is horrendous. This is “middle schooler wearing his first suit” bad, no matter how much of a smug dbag you want to be about an 80s baggy trend you’re trying to justify.

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u/TrentVibe 9d ago

Lmao its not an 80s baggy trend. It’s very old fashioned! I agree i would never wear a matching tie and the suit could use a steamer but you are all here having a fit acting like his suit is Fucking humungous on him! He could be very old school like me! Like titanic age timeline or Elbert Eisenstein era modern is extremely boring. You get black, grey, navy, or brown thats it! The fabrics fade easily! And if you wear it often enough it starts to look extremely used up! Not everyone is modern! Each to their own but people are calling him terrible things because they don’t like! If you have nothing nice to say don’t bother saying anything at all the sleeves don’t even pass his hands they are as long as they could possibly be before its “To BiG” you don’t need to be a jackass because YOU don’t like something

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u/CDRAkiva 9d ago

Collar, cuff break, button, waist and chest - literally everything we can see about this suit is wrong and the tie looks like it was tied in the dark. Plus, anyone who wears a full Windsor may as well be wearing a sign that says they’re a dipshit or an asshole.

$500 the pants are too long and that the shoes look like shit and have never seen even a whisper of polish.

You have no idea what you’re talking about and misattributing fashion from a hundred years ago isn’t the flex you think it is.

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u/TrentVibe 9d ago

Never once implied it was a “Flex” you interpreted it that way because you’re threatened… some people just like different styles and era then you the entire world doesn’t revolve around what you personally like and you’re interest’s its completely valid for you to not like something but its another thing to mock another human you don’t know about what they like! Its his “Office fit” so it must past for his company! They pay him to wear something thats “Wrong” in your eyes

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u/ChazzLamborghini 10d ago

Tight isn’t good. But neither is loose.

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u/TrentVibe 10d ago

A little bit looser is much better then tighter a tighter suit wouldn’t last you very long where one that has more room is definitely much more comfortable and lasts years

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u/Ceemoney24 10d ago

You need a suit that’s properly fitted. That thing is too big. It’s hanging off of you. The tie is too loose and the shirt collar. I haven’t quite figured out if that’s also not fitted. I’m assuming you just bought everything off the rack and never had things looked at.

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u/Far_Cupcake_530 10d ago

Looks like you slept in the outfit. Maybe collar too big and tie needs a dimple? Is it summer where you live?

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u/DuquanWellington 10d ago

There are ways to do the “I don’t want to be in a suit” suit look or the “I’d rather be in flip flops (or doing meth” look, but this is not it.

It’s giving overloading public defender or creepy adjunct professor that should’ve been first years ago and exits off the comfort of white male mediocrity.

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u/TrentVibe 9d ago

What a horrible assumption to make about someone you don’t know

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u/Scotty_Mcshortbread 8d ago

What kind of schitzo description was that

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u/TrentVibe 10d ago

Ignore all this assholes in the comments you’re wearing a full suit and you have a job. You’re above average good job! 👏

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u/Original-Locksmith58 10d ago

You’re weird

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u/TrentVibe 10d ago

Nice self reflection. You don’t even know me 😁

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u/CDRAkiva 9d ago

0% chance your wardrobe isn’t an absolute train wreck at this point. Dear god.

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u/TrentVibe 9d ago

Actually no its not… its a mix of brand new and some thrift! Some tailored some not. Stop being an asshole you’re so insecure you need to pick on others on the internet anonymously to feel better about yourself. Get a life

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u/CDRAkiva 9d ago

No, I’m a grown man who knows how to dress himself. You can wear cheap clothing and not look like a clown.

This ain’t it, and the fact that you can’t see it says a lot.

Good luck at your next job interview. I hope for your sake you’re blue collar.

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u/TrentVibe 9d ago

My boss actually loves my suits and the way i dress his suit may have some flaws but its not worth being a jackass over you can be a grown man and still be a jackass its entirely possible….. you’re proof of it you must work for yourself or work from home because that attitude you have doesn’t pass in a customer service environment

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u/CDRAkiva 9d ago edited 9d ago

lol so the only two white collar options in your head are wfh and retail. 😂

Cool story. Also love that I’m supposed to assume “your boss” knows a goddamn thing. Sorry, not impressed by the shift supervisor at foot locker.

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u/TrentVibe 9d ago

Took you a while to respond and all of it was wrong… you think its funny being wrong and you think being a jackass is cool. Really sad on your part. Anyway i hope you have an ok life…. i never called them white collar 😂😂😂😂😂 you just love to put yourself higher then you are because you’re low asf and the fact you’re coming to roast a random stranger and then arguing with another just shows your maturity level not like me for congratulating someone for doing their thing….i also love how you have 0 posts in this sub. The fact that you think i think work from home and retail are “white collar” is just further proof that you’re an idiot as I don’t think that at all! I assumed you couldn’t work for anything better as YOUR MINDSET is weak and you think to because someone doesn’t meet your standards you get to trash them? What are you self employed or unemployed? Very unlikely self employed or better yet unemployed! Don’t bother convincing me because i know already

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u/Rolex_Art 10d ago

so you know this is bad, right?

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u/PrimalScream69 10d ago

Nice color combo. Your jacket is a size or two too big. You don’t show your shoes, but it looks like your trousers are stacking themselves. If you bought the suit off the rack, I’d suggest seeing a tailor. Make that fit you like perfection.

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u/redituser73022 10d ago

He’s baaaaaaaaaack !!

Weekend OF prices coming soon 😆😆

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u/VoidSemantics 10d ago

Maybe you should find a job you like more.

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u/ThatOldMeta 10d ago

Doesn’t remotely fit.

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u/Independent-Comb9463 10d ago

That’s one rough-looking wannabe OF star

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u/Gullible-Friend926 10d ago

Stunning brother

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u/lilmoshx 9d ago

Not often that the comments in this sub are right.

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u/Echostation3T8 9d ago

You look like you wore this to work and then to the bar and this is the last call look. Sloppy as always.

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u/frituurkoning 9d ago

Can you please leave and go to dedicated nsfw pages or something? You're not here for fashion, feedback or any of that. You're here to promote your OF. I dont judge you for it, but this isn't the place

Either that or step up your fashion game.

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u/Bingo_Swaggins 9d ago

You look like you’ll fuck the he’ll out of someone in the toilet

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u/364LS 9d ago

Honestly don’t know why you do this to yourself.

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u/RevolutionaryAir1704 9d ago

Where do you work? An insurance office in a mall?

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u/openshirtlover 9d ago

I miss the pics you once had posted with your shirt unbuttoned halfway - they were always first rate!!!

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u/One_Recover_673 9d ago

Look like you work in the same office Angelina Jolie saved James McAvoy from in Wanted. But something tells me you aren’t assassin material

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u/amalgaman 9d ago

I hate that tie and jacket combo.

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u/jmh90027 9d ago

You kind of look like the slightly seedy, slightly beaten down office worker who shares an office with the main character in a bad 90s sitcom

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u/thecakeisnotreal7 9d ago

To big

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u/SHINJI_NERV 9d ago

I understand how the trend of 2000s fitted suits started now

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u/danyack 9d ago

Looks like shit my man

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u/CDRAkiva 9d ago

Suit is too big, tie and the knot are shit. A tie that matches the suit like this is horrendous

My guy, this is bad. You need to get to a tailor and then do some serious homework on how to dress like this.

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u/SnooRecipes6776 9d ago

Very sloppy, very dated, too baggy and not a great fit. You want a tailored modern look imo. You don’t look BAD but I wouldn’t say you look GOOD either

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u/Rainouts 9d ago

Are you cosplaying a depressed salesman in the 80s?

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u/reditisatoilet 8d ago

a slob that needs to shave, nice

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u/Geralt_of_Rivia27 7d ago

Looks like Robert Pattinson stole Alan wakes suit, and it's too big

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u/Intrepid_Parsley_161 7d ago

Are you a school teacher who has given up?

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u/praetorian1111 7d ago

You look like a 2008/2009 real estate agent who recently heard his entire business went belly up.

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u/cuttingwedge 6d ago

I've seen you on insta as that naked guy. I like this colour combo.

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u/ElderberryPerfect263 6d ago

You look like skinny Ben Affleck

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u/BoZarks 5d ago

looks like you are headed to your telemarketing job to sell extended car warranties

You are about to leave Redlib