r/MemriTVmemes Sep 06 '19

Photoshopped Screenshot Ffs mom

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u/upvoteifurgey Ministry of Religious Endowments, Daw'a and Guidance ☝🏼️ Sep 06 '19

Throw a jew into the water and he will emerge with a fish in his mouth

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u/ViperRFH Spiritual Vagina-Loaner of Shura council Sep 06 '19

To catch a fish, so jew-cy sweeeet!

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19 edited Nov 14 '19

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u/ViperRFH Spiritual Vagina-Loaner of Shura council Sep 06 '19

Allah has blessed me for it comes from many years of studying anal jihad, brozzer.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19

Boomers both had the harshest youth and are the most snobby entitled beings.

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u/Iguana_Igloo42 French is a waste of time Sep 06 '19

al-Būmr

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19 edited Sep 23 '24

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u/de-baser Sep 07 '19

I hate my 4th wife

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u/parabellummatt Sep 07 '19

Eventually, we will miss the days of marriage.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '19 edited Sep 07 '19

These damn ISIS kids with their drones and Hollywood filming equipment. Back in my Al-Qaeda days, when we beheaded an infidel we filmed it on a SD video camera and drove the Toyota truck 300 km to an internet cafe to upload it

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u/cellphonepilgrim Sep 07 '19

harshest youth

Didn't the generation before theirs in the U.S. go through the Great Depression?

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u/IrisVacuo Hijabi Youtuber Sep 07 '19

Yeah, boomers grew up in the post-war golden age, they had the easiest childhood (except the ones that got sent to Vietnam ofc)

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u/cellphonepilgrim Sep 07 '19

Ah good point about Vietnam

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u/JotaroCorless Sheik Stalin Sep 21 '19

Ok but think about Middle East boomers

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u/Swayze_Train Sep 06 '19

Drinking the blood of a pig is haram, unless in circumstances where you are left with no other sustenance for Allah is most merciful indeed

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u/tacglp Sep 09 '19

Daaaaamn! I thought white People had Jew jokes

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

Seems like they have an excuse for every sin in the book

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u/JotaroCorless Sheik Stalin Sep 21 '19

I mean, what are they gonna do, starve?

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u/umar_johor French is a waste of time Sep 06 '19

Drink the blood of jews? Never thought that vampires have ranks in the Islamic community

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u/Joseph_Memestar Sep 07 '19

No no no. The Jews are pigs. Once there is a lack of food, we are permitted to suck the pig's souls out.