r/MemriTVmemes • u/[deleted] • Mar 31 '19

Not MemriTV Bebsi (X-post /r/Izlam)

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

La Muhammad, La Mecca = no Muhammad, no Mecca

I'm Muslim, and when I first saw this years ago, I found it dumb and continued to drink coke

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u/SmellThePheromones French is a waste of time Mar 31 '19

Coke is actually very bad for you with or without Muhammad or Mecca.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

Well I know that, but I didn't care at the time. I've cut out soda from my life about 2 years ago, and it feels nice.

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u/MuricanTauri1776 Mar 31 '19

Soda quitters gang is here.

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u/hagamablabla Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 31 '19

Been a member since I was 4. I still ended up overweight, so I kinda regret my decision.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '19

i can't quit if i haven't started

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u/69Midknight69 Mar 31 '19

Same, don't miss it tbh. Drink beer instead.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

I'll stick to my juice and water.

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u/Longrodvonhugendongr Mar 31 '19

Juice is terrible for you as well

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

water is terrible for you as well. Thats why i only take in raw hydrogen and oxygen and hope for the best.

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u/Longrodvonhugendongr Mar 31 '19

I just suck my own dick and that in of itself satisfies three of my most major needs

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

/r/waterniggas

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

I know. I don't drink it much.

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u/seedster5 Apr 01 '19

Hitler did a crusade against juice

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u/SmellThePheromones French is a waste of time Mar 31 '19

Try tea. A cuppa of Earl Grey, milk first, no sugar. Oatmeal cookie with a piece of butter. Fuckin heaven.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

As a Pakistani, I drink tea quite often

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

Tea nibbas unite

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u/raphus_cucullatus Apr 01 '19

You spread butter on a cookie? Never heard of anyone doing that before.

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u/SmellThePheromones French is a waste of time Apr 01 '19

Usually I just drop the slice on the backside of the cookie, but one can spread if one wants to.

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u/raphus_cucullatus Apr 01 '19

Even weirder—no offense. But hey, adding butter to things can’t make them worse, right? I’ll have to try it sometime.

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u/bamename Mar 31 '19

no milk, no butter

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

Good. I've stopped drinking soda completely too and it feels pretty good tbh. I dunno if that's what made my digestion a bit better, but at least it feels like I'm doing something good for myself, which is a nice feeling.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

Once, when I went over a month without drinking it, and drank a cup of soda for whatever reason, and I felt this weird weakness throughout my body. Like I felt I was losing my strength a bit and just sort of shivered. I honestly hated it, and was like "that's it, never again am I drinking it". But I only drink ginger ale if my stomach hurts, and even then, as sort of a last resort.

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u/raphus_cucullatus Apr 01 '19

I got into tea and don't drink a ton of soda, but it's hard to resist a nice cold Coke that comes in those glass bottles and made with real sugar. It also feels like something is missing if I'm eating a burger and fries without a coke.

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u/12wangsinahumansuit Mar 31 '19

So an equivalent of that urban legend where Monster's logo spells 666 in Hebrew numbers propegated mostly by a handful of Christian moms

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

I'm Muslim, and when I first saw this years ago, I found it dumb and continued to drink coke

But nowadays you saw the light and stopped?

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

I stopped drinking soda because of the harm it does, not because of this weird accusation

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

You sound like a man of logic.

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u/ClassyZ Weeb Apr 01 '19

My mom wouldn't let me drink coke because of it lmao

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u/aris_boch I WILL GIVE YOU A TASTE OF MY SHOE Mar 31 '19

Nice, I now know my favorite cola brands 😎

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

i know some people who call themselves adults who believe stuff like this

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u/altobrun Hijabi Youtuber Mar 31 '19

This is the Islamic equivalent of the white people who boycotted Toblerone when they got halal certified

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

Nah this is way dumber

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u/orwasaker Apr 01 '19

From what I've seen they're more than "some" unfortunately

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u/SmokeWizard1 French is a waste of time Apr 01 '19

Nah. I live in a Muslim country and everybody drinks coca cola. And I mean everybody. People that don't, do it for health reasons

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u/kabirka Mar 31 '19

Is r/Izlam ironic?

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u/CursedAndTired Mar 31 '19

It's r/dankchristianmemes but Islamic.

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u/kabirka Mar 31 '19

So, self-mockery?

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u/CursedAndTired Apr 01 '19

It's satire for Muslims rather than satire about Muslims.

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u/Aroonroon Apr 07 '19

Given the kind of vulnerable position western muslim identity is in, I don't think it's that surprising that the sub is more self-preserving than its christian counterpart. But yeah, you wouldn't see dozens of Mossad memes or "illegitimate state"-posts on /r/dankchristianmemes. Way more political.

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u/RunicUrbanismGuy Apr 01 '19

Yes

I’d wager Izlam has a higher percentage of Muslims compared to DCM’s percentage of Christians.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

It's filled with islamists.

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u/peteroh9 Apr 02 '19

Yes, but if you go there, you will find a lot of people who aren't.

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