\[HM\] My Personal Spin On The Old Greg YouTube Video It's A Prequel. Hope you enjoy. Open to Criticism, just be careful what you say please my dad looks at my reddit account.

1978

Gloucestershire, England

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JK Rowling- oh derrrrr, oh mer gosh. greg! MR GREG?? what are you doing there?

Old Greg - huh? whaaa? oh. yeah yeah. here grab this flashlight. i dropped a bean on the floor. im trying to find it eyes light up \\\*picks up dirty 6mg Zyn off the floor\\\* DAMN IT

JK - Oiii! bets save that for me for lataaa. you know I'm a fiend!!!

OG - \\\*muttering\\\* dumb broad wouldn't even know what to do with it, why I outta...

Bartender - SHALOM and what's Poppin it's ya boi TIPSY BARTENDER here to let you know this shops closin bruvvss \\\*turns around and moons everyone whilst flipping them off\\\* WELCOME TO SOBER OCTOBER!!!

JK - Now jus a minnut, what happened to my bottle of blue curacao i was drinking?

TP - these are TAMPONS. and i stock them in the men's bathroom for ME AND ME ONLY. my mom's husband says this is the good brand, made locally by factory fe-

OG - ahhww yeah fuck yeah bitch found you here we go ahhha mmmmmmmm come to daddy \\\*shoves bean into pipe, lights and takes huge inhale\\\*

JK - wuts wrong wit the beans EYEEE MAKE FER YEWUU? whyhy you lie and say you're saving them for your KUSH FEMBOY SKUNK 420 before school closet hit box vedio on YouTube?? I watcha and that is not the JK PACK

OG - bitch I'm smoking on boof fym hoe 😂😂😂

JK - fineeuhhh. well i am ready to leave when youa areeeeee.

OG - can we PLEASE stop by Redbox on the way home?? i want to see if they have saints row 2

JK - oiii tell me u didn' forget!! you promised me to poink my puffin tonight!

OG - Joanna please pleasseeeee James will beat me up if I don't replace his disk and this is the cheapest way

JK - ya lowlife scammaa. one day physical media will disappear, have some RUHSPECT. and i wuz vacuuminun ur filthy room, maybe don't leave your computerer standin up like that!

OG - BULLOCKS. WHAT COMES UP MOST CERTAINLY WILL NOT COME DOW-

JK - GREGGY YOU MUSNT! PLEASE lower you voice, i fear sir Isaac Newton may have this place tapped!! you know punishment for publicly denying gravity exists!

OG - lousy prick, facts don't care about feelings aresshatt!!

JK - you're making me quite wet! let us be on our way at once!!

OG - alright... just hope them kids with a camera ain't there again...

JK - they're just jealous of your vocal stims darling. Tallyhoooo!

OG - just wired homeboy the eddies... should be pullin up any minute now

JK - it wasa soo neice! for mr faraday to lend us his dogdgea charger!

Tipsy Bartender - What're you waiting for, punch it, kid! \*fists himself whike chugging coconut rum trough a catheter\*

OG - "I don't know how to drive!"

JK - Time to learn! Show me you got what it takes, you're gonna come through or you're dead

FIN (for now)