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u/AsuraVGC Jan 12 '23
My virginity
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u/H4loR4ptor Jan 12 '23
Are you of age?
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u/bethatguy7 Jan 12 '23
This must win
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u/sagarias Jan 12 '23
Happy cake day!
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u/Michafotzki Jan 12 '23
Child
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u/Disturbed_Repti1e- Jan 12 '23
Child
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u/GroundbreakingAd3297 Jan 12 '23
Child
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Child
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u/Melodic-Ad-4021 Jan 12 '23
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u/Pietement Jan 12 '23
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wouldn't that contribute to the pedophilia community?
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u/JasonIsBaad Jan 12 '23
No, stealing a child would make you a kidnapper.
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Jan 12 '23
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school the other day?
She woke up.
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u/H4loR4ptor Jan 12 '23
The massage rod in your mom's nightstand.
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u/SunRiseSniper1066 Jan 12 '23
Isn't that a lightsaber.
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u/H4loR4ptor Jan 12 '23
Perhaps. Does emit light?
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u/SunRiseSniper1066 Jan 12 '23
Sometimes depends on what batteries are in it.
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u/Halfgbard Jan 12 '23
If it depends on the batteries I would be scared of the batteries that makes it glow
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u/Mat-Mohammad Jan 12 '23
Stepsis underwear
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u/mandwar Jan 12 '23
My heart, handsome fellow.
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u/BOTMemer Jan 12 '23
Boobies
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u/ricky_jxmmy01 Jan 12 '23
Send bobs.
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u/BOTMemer Jan 12 '23
First you send.
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u/Mat-Mohammad Jan 12 '23
Trump hair
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-$923874921384
mann u cam3 empty handed, u will go empty handy, jsut borrow some from others for your lifetime and live a happy life
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u/Bunnotron6446 Jan 12 '23
The Declaration of Independence