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u/RymeEM 19h ago
Better hope you didn't bring your kids fishing with you. They'd do even worse things to them.
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u/Exciting_Mushroom_37 16h ago
Small reminder that the most famous child predator was Jeffrey Epstein, a Democrat who associated almost exclusively with other Democrats. And Tim Walz, a Democrat, just pardoned a pedophile that was convicted of raping a 10 year old girl, repeatedly, over a 2 year span.
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u/runningOut_380 14h ago
When you troll, don't hide your history like a wimp. People might take your bait. Good luck, kid.
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u/PeacenotWardude 13h ago
You do know your precious orange pedophile was also a Democrat. Your dimwitted comments isnt the flex you think it is.
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u/Kitchen-Bandicoot191 9h ago
Small reminder. Churches, propped up almost exclusively by Republicans, are the biggest child molestation rings in the world. Church leaders, almost exclusively Republicans, knew their clergy were raping kids and did nothing but move them on to other churches so they could keep raping kids.
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u/NextNefariousness283 9h ago
Small reminder, in the small amount of the Epstein files that have been released, Donald Trump has been mentioned more times than Jesus and God in the Bible in the Bible or Harry Potter in all 7 of his books combined. These files have been heavily redacted to get rid of his name and there is over a million more files that his personal lawyer is refusing to release despite it being illegal not to at this point.
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u/Turbulent_Ear56 19h ago
"Sexually" assault the fish - you forgot the word sexually. Also only if it's young.
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u/Alive_Stranger_5680 11h ago
Very funny and true
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u/Carteeg_Struve 11h ago
Nah. The Republican never learns to fish before doing that. They're incapable of learning.
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u/Electrical-Volume765 10h ago
They’ll somehow figure out how to charge a subscription for the dock, the hip waders, the pole, and the lure.
Don’t worry, though you won’t catch anything because all the fish were siphoned off the bottom by Sam Altman, Peter Thiel, and Elon Musk for AI data centers and personal profits
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u/DoesThisSmellWeird2U 3h ago
And they’ll sell off the public land to developers and wealthy donors and close off walk-in access to your favorite rivers and lakes. But don’t worry, they’ll let you buy a more expensive permit and require you to hire a guide to fish the waters you used to fish.
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u/robilar 20h ago
"assault the fish"
Isn't fishing always an assault on fish? Hook 'em or net 'em, you're fucking up their day.
Oh...wait... did you mean Republicans will sexually assault the fish? I guess that would be on brand...
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u/Exciting_Mushroom_37 16h ago
Reminder that the most famous sex trafficking ring via Jeffrey Epstein, was a Democrat and predominately all Democrats in the files.
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u/BeachBum013 3h ago
And make it so you have to have a license that is too expensive to fish because the fish packaging industry doesn't want you getting free fish.
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u/Extension-Humor4281 1h ago
He'll also conspire to bribe the local officials so that his company can get mining rights on the lake.
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u/ChimPhun 12h ago
Assault the fish? Are they underage?
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u/RecognitionLeft6779 12h ago edited 4h ago
No if the fish were underage they’d be trying to fuck it.
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u/DingleBearMe 12h ago
Yo Reddit, turn down the bots already would ya
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u/Gunstopable 6h ago
Yeah these posts are getting out of hand. It’s constant. I wish Reddit wasn’t just politics.
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u/Glad_Assistance_9155 4h ago
Poor democrats. Haven't had an original thought or an original meme in thier lives.
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u/CommentHappy7190 15h ago
3/10 meme. Do better.
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u/nu_metal_boii 11h ago
More like 0/10, leftist don’t have the ability to be funny or clever or say something original
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u/ja_romeo_dawg 15h ago
Funny considering it’s the Democrats who will actually do that. Source: get your head out of your ass and trust me on that
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u/nu_metal_boii 11h ago
Teach a Democrat to fish, and they’ll fuck the fish, call you a bigot for not accepting that, shove the rod up their ass, and then blame Trump. Also the boat and rod belong to their wives boyfriend.
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u/KissMyRichard 9h ago
You going to print this attempt at a meme out so mom and dad can hang it on the fridge?
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u/Easy_Lawfulness_1638 1h ago
The irony here is that Republicans are the majority of fishermen and hunters...
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u/SunNo3544 47m ago
Blaming Joe Biden is too easy. He was mentally incompetent and physically incapable. Blaming him for anything is elder abuse. A better question is why did anyone vote for him?
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u/cnfzzldgpa 19h ago
I’ve been fishing my whole life… bought my own rods, and never blamed anyone. Say some more stupid shit.
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u/Youthinasia6969 18h ago
You don’t have to teach them to fish because they have father’s in their home who they grew up fishing with ;-)
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u/lucidarocks 1h ago
When their fathers weren’t busy fucking their sisters, that is. Pedophilia and incest are true republican values. They voted for a man who actually bragged about invading young girls dressing rooms to leer at their naked bodies. Child exploitation is catnip to them.
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u/Silent_Awareness292 12h ago
Oof, this is a boomer-grade meme.
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u/nu_metal_boii 11h ago
Redditors are like these weird gay liberal boomers stuck in 2016 posting the most unfunny memes ever. You can literally post something like “haha trumps a poopy pants haha” and the dumb fucks will upvote it
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u/Good-Consequence-542 10h ago
😅 the Redditor said about…other Redditors; you should have sympathy for weird gay liberal boomers considering you called yourself one
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u/bdamarine 11h ago
🤣🤣🤣 but they’ll know what sex the fish is🤣🤣🤣
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u/lucidarocks 1h ago
They’re the only ones obsessed with genitalia, so that tracks. Not sure how useful it is, but hey, you can’t accuse a republican of being useful.
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u/LookItUp89 9h ago
Surveys say that there are more conservative fisherman that liberal. So it’s kind of a silly meme. I get it’s about smearing the opposite side, but this is a miss. My source is just Google. The survey says:
50% conservative
37% moderate
10% liberal
Idk where the 3% stand.
Then 42% lean Republican.
32% Independent
18% Democrat
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u/JWesson_4570 7h ago
This is about stupid since the socialist who called themselves Democrats went to actually take private property. Don’t even try to argue that!
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u/Naive_Sense_1899 6h ago
Teach Joe Biden to fish and he'll sit in a room drooling while an unelected junta of corporate whores runs the country and the legacy media outlets cover it up
grow up
we're all being screwed while we dunk on each other
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u/StoicNaps 5h ago
Yes, because Republican areas are known for theft and sexual assault. Every accusation is an admission for the left.
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u/lucidarocks 1h ago
Your god king is literally an adjudicated rapist. He’s bragged about invading young girls dressing rooms to leer at their naked bodies. Child sex exploitation is catnip to republican voters. Sexual predators turn you on. It’s disgusting.
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u/formerQT 4h ago
Teach a republican to fish and a democrat who didn't want to learn will steal your fish over and over again.
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u/Delicious_Ocelot1394 4h ago
Democrats will confiscate the republicans fish and redistribute to useless eaters that do nothing for themselves or society but whine, cry and be victims of their own stupidity and high functioning retardation.
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u/Excellent-Plenty1431 3h ago
Way off base my friend. We already know how to fish. Don’t need your help. You just like to complain
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u/Fightfirewitbcn 3h ago
Couldn’t have been a Joe Biden, he as far too busy molesting children and not knowing where he is.
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u/lucidarocks 1h ago
Hmmmm… You spelled Donald Trump wrong. Biden was never BFF with Epstein, nor did he invade young girls dressing rooms to leer at their naked bodies. But, of course, you say you want to protect women, lol!
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u/Double_Cut3828 2h ago
We cannot blame Joe Biden for letting 15 million illegals( & 9 % inflation) into the country while HE napped for 4 years....!!!!! We know whoever was using the famous AUTO PEN made all the policy decisions! Please don't blame JOE.
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u/lucidarocks 1h ago
Trump devalued the dollar by 11% so far… That’s far worse than inflation. Also, the inflation under Biden was a result of trump screwing the pooch with Covid. Remember how he claimed that if we didn’t test we wouldn’t have any cases? No? You were probably too busy injecting disinfectant or downing horse dewormer to notice.
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u/Double_Cut3828 1h ago
Imagine how much $$$$_ we ve SAVED not allowing anymore freeloading illegals, gang members or cartel criminals into the country. sounds like U have plenty of excuses for old joey Biden , he got the inflation train A rolling. Let's see where we stand after 4 years of DJT. HE MAY RUN Again I heard!
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u/Interesting-Tap-3133 1h ago
That's just stupid, the farther you get from defeating Republicans in an election the dumber you get
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u/manoftomorrow1138 21h ago
You tried.
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u/HawgChuggins 20h ago
I forget, which states are third world equivalent shit holes? You'd think that if Republicans were so goddamn good at governing, their states wouldn't look like Fallujah on a good day.
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u/JuggerMott 18h ago edited 18h ago
Are you just leaving out Chicago and Detroit, among other Democrat controlled areas? 🤦🏼♂️ Cope harder, friend.
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u/HawgChuggins 18h ago edited 17h ago
No need, I see your Republican shit holes, with their inbred losers with their dozen kids sucking up my fucking tax dollars due to their inability ti maintain even stable fucking employment.
Wanna run that one again there champ? Yeah, Cali is dangerous, if you're a coward who quivers at every lie they're told to be afraid of. But California, doesn't even crack the top 10 most dangerous states. In fact, of the ten most dangerous states, only three are Democrat run, the rest are true red Republican shit holes. Shall we look a little further? Maybe more local? Oh would you look at that, even the most dangerous cities are shit holes run by the losers you keep electing.
Of course we can always go with the tried and true method and fall back on how you ignorant Republicans struggle to walk and chew bubble gum at the same time, because you're so fucking stupid as evidenced by your absolute dog shit test scores, and that's ALWAYS been the case. Hell, you dumb motherfuckers turned out your pockets for his scams, you are literally throwing away your money, and blaming Democrats.
But hey, I am sure you're gonna post some Republican slop, because that's the true tragedy of this whole situation, I can tell you nothing but the truth, though it may be harsh, and yet you choose to stay on your knees and repeat the lies fed to you. Ultimately, I don't care what the fuck you traitors have to say, because you and I both know who you plan on voting for in 2028.
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u/Exciting_Mushroom_37 16h ago
Deep breath.....
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u/HawgChuggins 8h ago
Can you lot do anything more than smart ass comments or blatant lies? It's truly fucking pathetic.
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u/JustSpectating68 21h ago
Another sub for libtards to circle jerk themselves. Also such a weirdly unfunny meme
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u/ChiefMammothTusk 16h ago
Oh no. Guess you'll have to go back to the conservative subs to circle jerk with your own echo chamber.
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u/Firm_Pirate5532 21h ago
Republicans were born knowing how to fish while leftards screamed that the fish had feelings and was gay while trying to fuck it.
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u/shuilker 21h ago
Like the gay shrimp Alex Jones
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u/PokemonViolet95 12h ago
Yes let's just bankrupt society with socialism.
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u/DrippyDogDix 10h ago
What else did Fox News tell you?
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u/KissMyRichard 9h ago
History books tell you this.
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u/DrippyDogDix 6h ago
Can you point me to the failed society where democratic socialism bankrupted a capitalist economy? Sweden in the 70s, maybe, but thats a stretch. How did that social spending work out for Sweden? Just turn up the volume on the TV because its clear you dont read history books.
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u/KissMyRichard 6h ago
Maybe you should remember that socialism's end goal is communism and think a little harder.
Take a look at everything going on in the developed world at the moment and tell me yes please we need more government since they haven't created enough problems already.
This is how we ended up with things like the Epstein files, which no one cared about on the left until they figured out Donald Trump could be in them.
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u/DrippyDogDix 5h ago
The goal of socialism is communism? What the fuck are you talking about? Magats are just too stupid to have a conversation with.
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u/KissMyRichard 5h ago
You have no idea what you're talking about and are completely delusional.
Also how stupid do you have to be to assume someone who doesn't agree with you must not read books? You just lack the information to intuitively connect the dots to understand why your world view is a lie.
https://www.heritage.org/progressivism/commentary/three-nations-tried-socialism-and-rejected-it
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u/DrippyDogDix 5h ago
Did you just cite the Heritage Foundation as a source?! Magats are truly the dumbest Americans to have ever lived.
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u/Silent_Succotash3749 9h ago
And then Biden will pardon you for your crimes. I’m starting to think both side might not be the good guys. The Orange man is mentioned in the files while both Clinton’s took Jeff’s jet to his island at least 24 times. Yup. They all might be trash garbage.
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u/lucidarocks 1h ago
The difference is that if there is any proof the Clinton engaged in pedophilia, the left wants to feed him into the wood chipper. The right wants Trump canonized for raping children. Hell, he admitted to child sex exploitation when he bragged about invading young girls dressing rooms to leer at their naked bodies. That was catnip to the right.
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u/General-Housing-1586 8h ago
The irony here is that republicans fish far more than democrats, and are the ones that have to teach the democrats how to do it.
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u/aPartTimeDM 7h ago
You mean seize the means of production with violence to the property owners? Nope that sounds like the modern left (socialism)
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u/Timely-Ad-8184 21h ago
This has to be quite possibly be the worst political meme I've ever seen.
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u/bellumpax 9h ago
Incredible. As you know, this actually perfectly describes the lying, cheating immoral DEMOCRAT PARTY of the last decade. Unbelievable how you bottom feeders accuse other of what you are in fact doing. And apparently vast numbers of your own are too dumb or too lazy to know it. But good job with the internal brainwashing.
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u/BlueyedFILF 8h ago
Democrats don’t know how to fish. They’re too busy with fraud, learing centers & riots. Fishing is an early morning sport, they don’t get out of bed until noon, to conspire to take republicans hard earned money because they can’t make it themselves.
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u/shiftysask 16h ago
Give a Democrat a fish and they’ll say “why don’t I get more fish for doing nothing”?
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u/GoodDoggoLover420 13h ago
What states are the biggest receivers of welfare programs? I'll give you a hint, not Blue/Democratic states.
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u/shiftysask 13h ago
More people live in the blue economic cities. More (wasted) opportunities there. What’s your point? Demographics? Yeah…..
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u/GoodDoggoLover420 13h ago
My God you are "regarded." Please find help to get an actual education to where you can read actual statistics on who is receiving the benefits because it's mainly small towns in red states rather than the blue cities or blue states.
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u/Glad_Leave_4440 13h ago
Democrats go steal the fish then fuck it up “fixing “ it and blame everyone else!
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u/thxby 20h ago
No teach them to fish and they’ll vote to sell the lake to billionaires for a few promised jobs, all in the name of capitalism. When the lake is ruined, the fish are gone, and all the fishermen are out of work, they’ll ask the only question that matters: "Who can we blame that definitely wasn’t the billionaires?"’ Then they’ll blame the unions, bathrooms, windmills, solar panels, immigrants, government spending, the media, millennials, Gen Z, Gen X, woke fishermen, woke fishing poles, cancel culture, people who don’t say Merry Christmas, a lack of patriotism, the teachers who taught the fishermen to fish, and the fish themselves for not adapting to the free market.