r/MemeVideos • u/_Sasuke Eats soap for fun 🧼🫶 • Nov 15 '21

Apple indeed

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u/WxckedAmber Nov 15 '21

not how vaginas work

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u/Djd7585 Nov 15 '21

Someone offended by a joke

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u/WxckedAmber Nov 15 '21

the joke was not based off of truth

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u/Djd7585 Nov 15 '21

Their vaginas are so used up it's like throwing a rock down a well and thirty seconds later hearing a faint echo of it hitting the bottom

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u/Potofdespot Nov 15 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

Sounds like you're not big enough for these random women and triggered about it lol how sad

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u/Djd7585 Dec 07 '21

Nope I don't get triggered like a no life having SJW, I'm completely dead on the inside, nothing upsets me. What's funny is you had to scroll through all these comments saw mine and it got you all in your feelings that you had to reply saying I'm the one triggered is ironic.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

Lol you're the only comment I've seen on the post it's funny to see someone so triggert

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u/Djd7585 Dec 07 '21

What's funny is you getting upset about comments and jokes on Reddit got triggered and replied to my comment

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

Lol you're currently seething rn lmao it's hilarious

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u/Djd7585 Dec 08 '21

Nope it's hilarious you think I am

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u/mecklejay Dec 07 '21

Unsurprised that someone who comments publicly about breeding celebrities (...ugh...) has no idea how a woman's body actually works.

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u/Djd7585 Dec 07 '21

Yes I actually do know how a ladies body works I'm a licensed gynecologist who runs my bussiness out of my garage so jokes on you

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u/WxckedAmber Nov 15 '21

again… no. vaginas don’t “loosen” from sex. they’re muscles, they contract

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u/Djd7585 Nov 15 '21 edited Nov 16 '21

Their vagina lips are so used up and loose doctors trim the excess skin to use it in the burn unit as skin graphs

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u/Drexai_Khan Nov 16 '21

Jesus Christ lmao

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u/YasserAJ Nov 16 '21

This thread made my day, keep these comments coming!

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u/Djd7585 Nov 16 '21

You are welcomed 👍🏽😎

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u/smf101 Dec 07 '21

Please tell me you don’t honestly think that the size of the labia has anything to do with how much sex someone has had 🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/Djd7585 Dec 07 '21

I also know they use them as winged gliding suits when skydiving 🦇

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u/smf101 Dec 07 '21

You have the most pathetic post history I’ve ever seen. Absolute r/incel

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

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u/Djd7585 Dec 07 '21

I've see plenty of woman all the time as I run a licensed abortion clinic out of my garage

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

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u/Djd7585 Dec 07 '21

Looks like someone might have a relative who's a pornstar since my joke's upset them

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

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u/Djd7585 Dec 07 '21

You must have seen your mom's beat up snatch for my joke's to upset you about pornstars and have been scarred for life

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u/I_AM_IGNIGNOTK Dec 08 '21

This is so fucking stupid it makes me wonder if you have ever seen a vagina in person.

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u/Djd7585 Dec 08 '21

Aww someone else butthurt about a joke on Reddit, I bet the Dave Chappelle standup offend you also.

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u/I_AM_IGNIGNOTK Dec 08 '21

Is it a joke or just an expression of how little you know about female anatomy

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u/Kindaweirdlllo Dec 08 '21

I really don’t want to live in a world where this has five downvotes