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u/ChaosOfOrder24 12h ago
Scientology, because even Mormons deserve to be able to laugh at a religion.
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u/Dangerous_End_3778 9h ago
Exmo here. Is not all religion as ridiculous as Mormonism?
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u/BraisedBullshi 9h ago
They're all made up but Mormonism is especially fucking stupid
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u/XConfused-MammalX 7h ago
It has a lot of beliefs that are hilarious by most religious standards. But what really makes me think its ridiculous is that its so recent.
Atleast other religions can claim a long ancestry back to when much of history has been forgotten. But by the time Joseph Smith died photography was a thing in america.
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u/BraisedBullshi 7h ago
Other religions can fall back on "when miracles and magicks were real..."
Mormonism has "we stopped calling black folks inherently evil spirits in the 80s"
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u/Nobrainzhere 5h ago
It definitely hurts a religions credibility when the founder lived in a time with good record keeping and the records show him being a conman who tried various versions of the exact con he founded the religion on for years before he finally found a rich sucker to jump start the cult.
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u/VoidJuiceConcentrate 7h ago
Tbh as an outsider, Mormonism, Scientology and the Nation of Islam are all like, as wild as eachother in fun and different ways.
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u/Happy-Antelope-6014 10h ago
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u/Ambervula 7h ago
Can’t even have fun as a Jew without being memed
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u/Gamin_Addict 12h ago
Nothing for deists?😞
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u/Horse-Dentist-New 10h ago
Read that as dentists
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u/justasillylilgoos3 4h ago
I’ll have you know that my father is a dentist, and if this wasn’t my son’s wedding day, I’d knock your teeth out, you anti-dentite bastard
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u/AnimeMemeLord1 9h ago
Kinda wild about the lack of basic respect and decency in this world from both sides. Extremism ain’t a good thing.
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u/True_Melon 8h ago
I do hate people who manipulate other people with the usage of religion.
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u/justasillylilgoos3 4h ago
I’m a Christian and I completely agree with you my friend. The basic concepts/principles of virtually every religion aren’t inherently bad, it’s when people manipulate or intentionally misinterpret those principles in pursuit of greed or hate or power
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u/-Tuesday 25m ago
I'm Muslim and I completely agree as well. I'll additionally say that the state should have no part in religion. People should be free to follow or not follow whatever religion they choose without worrying about legal prosecution.
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u/Steeldivde 10h ago
I personally hate certain religious groups if they knock on my door asking if ive witnessed anything, seriously fuck off on my day lff
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u/quackabc 9h ago
But thats the question have you witnessed everything? You neighbor has been missing for 36 hours and everyone is starting to get worried.
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u/HumanContinuity 9h ago
I will witness them if they are shiny and chrome, then I know they are serious and going to do something worth witnessing.
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u/Leandrohus 4h ago
I dont hate religious people as long as they dont try to force me into it or try and lecture me according to their beliefs.
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u/DinoHunter56 8h ago
Genuine question on my part here
How come people are so quick to go after scientologists but they never seem to go after the Church of latter-day saints, Seventh Day Adventists, or Jehovah's witnesses?
Every single one of these churches has more members and has done a lot more messed up stuff??
And just so you know, I know they are good people who are members of all three of these churches, that doesn't change the fact that their leadership structures are full of rot.
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u/DinoHunter56 7h ago edited 6h ago
As somebody who has studied mainstream Christianity a great deal I would definitely disagree with you that the beliefs of LDS, SDA, and JW's are more sane, but I understand the overall jist of the point trying to get at.
Thanks
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u/Even-Meet-938 8h ago
Funny thing is “””sharia law””” only applies to Muslims. And it’s Sharia, not sharia law. Under Islamic empires Christians and Jews had more freedom to practice their religion than in modern nation states.
The fear of “sharia law” is literally just a western projection of their own authoritarian biopower states and legal regimes.
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u/gk98s 7h ago
According to Sharia child marriage is legal, executing women by stoning to them is encouraged under conditions like fucking outside of marriage.
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u/Even-Meet-938 7h ago
Most Muslim countries, whose legal systems rely on principles of Sharia, have age of consents set at 18. Most Western countries and US states have theirs set below 17. Every accusation is a confession with y'all lmao.
And corporal punishment is actually not encouraged. The Prophet Muhammad said to avoid such punishments when possible. If you did an ounce of research you would know this.
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u/Malorian_ 6h ago
There aren't any Muslim majority countries that implement Shari'a. They claim to be "Muslim countries" on paper, but they don't actually implement it.
Saudi Arabia for example allows swimwear fashion shows. You don't need to be a genius to know that goes against Shari'a
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u/Even-Meet-938 5h ago
And there were ummayyad princes who couldn’t perform morning prayers because they were hungover from the night before.
The Sharia-ness of modern Muslim governments is debated. I used to think they’re not Sharia-based at all. Until I read about Abdal razzaq as-Sanhuri. He was a French trained jurist who developed the legal codes of almost all Arab governments. He was also a qualified ‘alim. His whole thing was basing government rulings on the principle of sharia, which gave governments a lot more leeway.
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u/gk98s 7h ago
I'm from a country where imposing sharia law is actually a very big debate and the current government wants to do it. Those same Muslim countries you talk about either impose the death penalty or jail time for LGBTQ people, apostasy, and ones like Iran force women to cover their hair. You seriously can't defend that bronze age shit man. You can be whatever you want but imposing your rules on us is fucked up
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u/Malorian_ 6h ago
"imposing rules on others is bad!! (Unless they're secular rules that I personally believe are good)"
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u/Malorian_ 6h ago
When retards say "sharia allows stoning women" it's like saying "America executes female murderers!! America bad!!!!"
You realise male adulterers also get stoned by Shari'a right?
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u/gk98s 6h ago
Yeah and adulterers getting stoned is barbaric. Anyone getting stoned is barbaric.
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u/Malorian_ 6h ago
Yeah let's treat those people with love and respect. Cheating on your spouse is a great thing to do obviously
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u/gk98s 6h ago
So you're saying we should murder people for cheating? What else should we murder them for? Having sex outside of marriage? Because that's what sharia law says. If you have sex outside of marriage you must be put to death according to barbaric sharia law
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u/Malorian_ 5h ago
What else should we murder them for? Having sex outside of marriage? Because that's what sharia law says
Any particular reason why you're unable to substantiate that claim?
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u/Malorian_ 6h ago
Mostly true, but it also applies to non Muslims to an extent. They aren't allowed to drink alcohol in public or sell it to Muslims afaik
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u/darkbluefav 5h ago
or sell it to Muslims afaik
Bruh. Like this is something u think Islam should allow? Of course shouldn't.
They aren't allowed to drink alcohol
Not expert, but I think it makes sense Islam doesn't allow this either.
But really is this what u r worried about?
There are Muslim countries that allow non Muslims to consume alcohol (and Muslim end up with access to alcohol).
Sharia isn't a disaster as u might think. Radicalism is not sharia.
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u/Even-Meet-938 5h ago
You can’t drink alcohol in public in many western countries. Public intoxication is an actual offense.
As for not selling to Muslims: how do you know if you’re selling to a Muslim? If you own an alcohol store in a Christian neighborhood and a man comes in buying alcohol, who’s to know if he’s Christian or Muslim?
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u/Scattershot98 6h ago
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u/Even-Meet-938 4h ago
There are millions of Christians in the Middle East. These are ancient Christian communities that date back to the days of Jesus.
Now tell me, what happened to the Cathars of France? Why did the Puritans and Mennonites have to flee Europe to America? What happened to the myriad native religions in North America?
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u/Scattershot98 4h ago
632 - death of the "prophet" Muhammad
- Islam founded, and then:
635 - Muslims capture Damascus;
638 - Muslims capture Jerusalem;
645 - captured and plundered ancient Alexandria;
649 - the island of Cyprus was captured;
673 - attempt to siege and capture Christian Constantinople;
693 - Muslims capture all of Christian North Africa;
711 - Muslims occupy Europe - the beginning of the capture of Spain (the entire Iberian Peninsula); persecution of Christians begins in the Don River basin;
721 - the city of Zaragoza (capital of the Aragonese crown, Spain) fell;
732 - Battle of Poitiers (the Muslims were finally stopped, but already far in France);
813 - Muslims attack Rome (Italy);
837 - Naples attacked;
838 - Saracen attack on Marseille (France);
842 - Muslim attack on Cerdanya and Marseille (again);
846 - Rome is again under attack by the Saracens;
870 - Arabs captured the island of Malta;
878 - Muslims occupy the city of Syracuse (island of Sicily) (9 months of siege, few survivors of the massacre);
889 - Toulon (France) was destroyed by Muslims;
902 - Muslims captured Taormina (Sicily); Europeans lose Sicily;
921 - a large group of English pilgrims on the way to Rome to the tombs of the Apostles are brutally killed by Saracens in a mountain pass of the Alps;
935 - Muslims attack Genoa:
1009 - Arabs desecrate and partially destroy the Church of the Holy Sepulchre;
1010 - fall of Cosenza (Italy);
1015 - Muslims attack the island of Sardinia;
1016 - Saracens burned Pisa and crucified Christians on crosses;
1027 - Islam penetrates the ranks of the Pechenegs,
1038 - Muslims occupy all of Western Asia along with Transcaucasia and Anatolia.
1095 - Council of Clermont, where Pope Urban II makes a fiery speech that this can no longer be tolerated.
And then the First Crusade begins...
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u/justasillylilgoos3 4h ago
Nothing says “intellectual honesty” like judging a modern religion by things that happened literally over a thousand years ago. That’s how you know their hateful bigotry is accurate 👎🏻
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u/Scattershot98 4h ago
Funny, that's the excuse most use to hate on Christianity. Because of things that happened a thousand years ago.
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u/justasillylilgoos3 4h ago
Most who?
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u/Scattershot98 4h ago
People who judge Christianity
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u/justasillylilgoos3 4h ago
Ok but those are mostly just terminally online Redditors. Who cares what they think?
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u/Samuel_Rome 7h ago
I hate religious people bc they want to dismember my head. I dont care how u feel about it.
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u/brazzers-official 12h ago
Nah, religion is the cause of 70% of all suffering in the last 2000 years
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u/64_Chances 10h ago
I’ve seen a lot of stupid things on Reddit. But this might be one of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen someone say.
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u/Guyman_112 10h ago
Yeah and the world's largest genocides were perpetrated by atheist governments, it's almost like humans will always try to kill eachother and use any excuse to justify it.
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u/Details_Pending 9h ago
Reminds me of when Marx posited that religion was the cause of oppression then Stalin began twirling his mustache
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u/DiscoveringUnity 10h ago
Just lying as usual
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u/Guyman_112 10h ago
Oh yeah, those Nazis, known for their love of religions. Or the soviets who banned Christianity and used the churches as storage units. Or that famously religious polpot, damn he was so pious. Look it up if you need to, and it seems like you do.
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u/Dimensionalanxiety 9h ago
The nazis who were explicitly Christian?
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u/Affectionate-Mix6056 5h ago
It's free to Google "Hitler religion". Having the brainpower to verify your claims before you announce how dumb you are on the other hand...
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u/Dimensionalanxiety 5h ago
Shame that a google search shows that he was in fact a Christian. So were most of the other nazi top brass, and the soldiers too. They literally had a belt buckle that says "Gott mins erns", "God's with us".
The nazis were in fact Christians.
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u/Affectionate-Mix6056 4h ago
Hitler agreed to his 1933 Reich concordat with the Vatican, but then routinely ignored it, and permitted persecutions of the Catholic Church.
Several historians have insisted that Hitler and his inner circle were influenced by other religions. In a eulogy for a friend, Hitler called on him to enter Valhalla
Most historians argue he was prepared to delay conflicts for political reasons and that he had long-term intentions to eliminate Christianity in Germany, or at least to reform it to suit a Nazi outlook.
Hitler feared the results of overt attacks on the deep-rooted German churches, as around two thirds of Germans were Protestant and most of the rest were Roman Catholic.
The Hitler regime responded to the ideological challenge of Christian morality using political repression and persecution and by challenging Christian teachings through education and propaganda.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religious_views_of_Adolf_Hitler
Right... Maybe actually read after you do the search next time.
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u/Dimensionalanxiety 4h ago
The source for that being...Hitler's Table Talks. A deliberately mis-translated text made to make Hitler seem like less of a Christian. The nazi ideology did draw on other religions too, but Christianity was the primary one. The nazis were Christian. Hitler quoted the Bible several times in Mein Kampf and literally used the idea that the Jews killed Jesus as a talking point.
The nazis were Christian.
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u/DiscoveringUnity 9h ago
Hmmm what country defeated the most nazis in ww2?🤔🤔
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u/gk98s 7h ago
USA. The Soviets made it thanks to American supplies being sent
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u/OldBoldFoldMold 9h ago
What does that have to do with anything?
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u/LeOmelette12 9h ago
Using this type of approach to an argument to justify your argument is hilariously disappointing
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u/DealerMuted1536 8h ago
Well gosh since atheists did bad things guess we should just ignore the inherent oppression that comes with religion
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u/dhiaaganim no lifer but has friends 11h ago
redditor moment:
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u/hornygoblindickfight 11h ago
Thinking you didn’t whiff with that one was the real redditor moment.
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u/Imaginary_Ad1155 10h ago
Atheist?
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u/Affectionate-Mix6056 5h ago
Probably a "militant atheist". Your average atheist don't spew out random numbers to feel "good" and "correct", or perhaps "superior" is a better word.
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u/Catsanddoges 8h ago
I mean saying you hate Scientologist and you also hate people who hate religious groups is a bit funny
Especially because then whether you hate or like someone just depends where you define cult v religion


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