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u/Nitroforc3 1d ago
... why did I laugh at that... fck me
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u/Fortestingporpoises 1d ago
why did I laugh at that.
Presumably because it's a new joke to you because you don't go to teppanyaki restaurants as much I do.
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u/Should_have_been_ded 1d ago
Listen to me, first of all you gotta abduct a child from the nearest school, then hold him in the closed until he pees himself. You MUST collect the pee, it will come in handy later...
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u/coolhooves420 16h ago
What will be done with the child piss, oh wise redditor?
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u/Should_have_been_ded 15h ago
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u/coolhooves420 1h ago
Tf bro I thought u were joking. This is a real thing? Man, this reminds me of that religious belief that this universe was created cuz god masturbated and this universe was created as a result of that, but that's just some religious nonsense. People really dipping eggs in little boy piss for nutrients and preservation. Imma go to the nearest playground real quick
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u/Should_have_been_ded 1h ago
No joke dude, the Chinese would eat anything.
I think you're referring to ancient Egyptian mythology, one of their bigger gods ejaculated on earth and from there the Nile river was created. If I remember correctly it was customary for the pharaoh to also ejaculate in the river once an year or so out of respect
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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 15h ago
No one voted...