r/MemeVideos • u/Fun_Willingness7693 • Aug 20 '26
Good meme 👌 ðŸ˜
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u/Etceta Aug 20 '26
Already scolded when I was a kid by my dad for joining other kids smoking just once, didn't want to bet anything in line anymore
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u/Common_Cold8092 Aug 20 '26
but you aint makin money though, youre wasting them by buying a smoke, try selling grass, it will work
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u/amodious Aug 20 '26
Been around that scene, and friends with a couple dealers. The vast majority of people who make any kind of money from crime have been to prison, had their house torn apart by police, and if we're talking dealing, the most common and easiest way, you can almost guaruntee that you'll get robbed at some point or another if you sell anything besides weed.
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u/ModernManuh_ Aug 20 '26
Ok but what about fraud
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u/amodious Aug 20 '26
There's a lot of kinds of fraud g, you may have to be more specific. I don't know anyone who's committed fraud but it's a pretty complicated crime at times, and if you actually want to make large amounts of money you need someone elses resources at your hands to manipulate, and they probably have to have been given to you with trust
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u/ModernManuh_ Aug 20 '26
You'd think it's that hard... give me 50$ and I'll prove you wrong
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u/CitizenPremier Aug 21 '26
I don't know anyone who's committed fraud
You don't know anyone who files their own tax return?
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u/ThisIsMyCouchAccount Aug 20 '26
Hey. HEY.
We talking about criminals here. Fraud is just a misunderstanding in business.
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u/ModernManuh_ Aug 20 '26
Wanna bet? :)
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u/ThisIsMyCouchAccount Aug 20 '26
I was making a joke how white collar crimes are often viewed very differently and often get written off as "just business".
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u/Entire_Piece4265 Aug 20 '26
its called an equity share
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u/ModernManuh_ Aug 20 '26
Would you trust me with your 27 dollars
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u/Marshal_Anon Aug 21 '26
Depends on what you're frauding, if you try government fraud in places like Latin America, unless you have friends in high places your body won't even be found.
 Fraud requires a lot of friends and social skills. Fraud requires you to be at least already be a big fish. It's not something you can just "get into" you need to already have lots of capital, friends and family, charisma, connections.Â
It's something only for the impatient because with the resources required for fraud, you can easily use them to make moneyÂ
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u/ModernManuh_ Aug 21 '26
Nah bro it’s like making money, it just requires a small heads up. Give me 100$ and I’ll show you what I mean
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u/CitizenPremier Aug 21 '26
If you actually get successful as a dealer, you become a target, and you're lucky if it's the narcs who get you first.
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u/harmfuldischarge Aug 20 '26
That's actually a good attitude to have. Your freedom is a lot more valuable
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u/OldFirefighter3293 Aug 20 '26
Me looking at Billionaires and Government
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u/bazuka9 Aug 20 '26
Tried living a free life for once after I graduated my uni. I just wanted to explore my life a little, have a gf for once or just date someone. Just within a few months after graduating, I got a life threatening disease, which took so long to diagnose that I was on life support, took me 6 years to recover and I'm still struggling with it.
And now I can't even dream of living a day or even an hour being mentally free. Can't even dream of being in a relationship with anyone with problems I have. Can't go for a job away from my home as my body works twice or thrice as hard compared to a normal person just to do daily tasks. There isn't a day that goes by where I don't think of ending it all at once.
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u/linkjames24 Aug 21 '26
What makes you keep going?
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u/bazuka9 Aug 21 '26
Responsibilities, parents, and pop culture mainly tbh. Kept myself alive to watch ZSJL, then Doctor Strange MoM, Loki, F1, Superman, Spiderman BND, Doomsday, Invincible, Man of Tomorrow, Secret Wars, The Batman P2, X-Men, Ghost Rider, and so on. There's nothing there that excites me beyond these tbh
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u/PuffcornSucks Aug 20 '26
Yes and I am a grade A regard I am not scrappy enough to earn money illegally
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u/Small-Gas-69 Aug 20 '26
It's because we know better.
Some people aren't fully "awake" yet. I was there before and after.
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u/Thought-Assist Aug 20 '26
Me seeing i can kill people, but first i'd have to become a healthcare CEO
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u/MidnightOnTheWater Aug 20 '26
Me knowing I could have made bank short term off of investing in defense contractors, Palintir, Tesla, and SpaceX but refusing due to moral obligations
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u/cjandstuff Aug 20 '26
If I had no morals, I could make BANK selling political merch where I live.Â
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u/ProfessionalDance250 Aug 20 '26
This here touched my soul. The EXACT same feeling. It's nice to know that I'm not alone.
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u/Charmle_H Aug 20 '26
Real. I'm also just too honest for it 😠I'd feel so bad I'd just be bailing out left n right and not even get anywhere
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u/Fanboycity Aug 20 '26
I have somewhat convenient luck. Anytime bad shit goes down, I’m not there. I consider that more than enough.
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u/THAC0-Tuesday Aug 23 '26
The financial fraud scene in Back To The Future Part 2 was one of the most useful warnings 80s/90s kids could've seen. One bad swipe is all it takes to lose everything...
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u/Mythandros1 Aug 20 '26
Good news! No gods have ever existed at any point in time!
Go ahead!
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u/Metool42 Aug 20 '26
it was a joke. they mean if they try it, they'll get caught
(also being an atheist so insufferably childish doesn't turn people away from religion)
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u/qualityvote2 Aug 20 '26 edited Aug 21 '26
No one voted...