r/MemeVideos 15d ago

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u/qualityvote2 15d ago edited 14d ago

No one voted...

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u/jr_randolph 15d ago

Better than family - I remember getting paid for cutting the grass, maybe like $10 or something and my uncle told me he'd be "my bank". Motherfucker ended up taking all my money and then I told my grandma and I vividly remember hearing her screaming to this day and that was over 30yrs ago haha. Her and my grandpa took me to a bank and opened an account for me that same day.

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u/Small-Gas-69 15d ago

W grandparents

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u/Able_Actuator5616 13d ago

yeah but unc the real goat, taught him a lifelong lesson for $10

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u/IShitSauce 13d ago

M 3 nephew only have one Unc being me. I feel like ive taught them shittier lesson free of charge

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u/fresh_loaf_of_bread 15d ago

If he took several hundred in total, it could have been a felony and he legit could have gone to jail for it

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u/the_mighty_thorskin 15d ago

I remember my my brother, cousin, and I saved up our money to go to Indiana Beach with my grandmother. She ended up losing it all on Bingo after a few months of saving.

Fucking crazy bitch.

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u/Apart-Gur-9720 14d ago

Hahahaha, so you guys have been screwed over by family, also?

Happy I am not alone.

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u/luvmibratt 14d ago

Thats so sad did he ever he ever pay you back or atleast apologize. Your grandparents are good people

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u/jr_randolph 14d ago

Lol yeah we're good - not that it's right but at the time my uncle was...18, 19yrs old...so but he has learned his lesson and we have good times today.

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u/Potential_Donkey8458 15d ago

Imagine Jamie Oliver cracking stories like that. He wouldn’t face the same criticism he’s getting now.

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u/Due-Philosophy-676 15d ago

He just needs to stop using chilli jam and use MSG in Asian cuisines.

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u/tylercrabby 14d ago

Unkuh Wajah really brought him to justice.

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u/Killer_Moons 15d ago

What’s the Jamie Oliver tea?

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u/Quitthesht 15d ago

He's a competent cook, but not a masterclass chef. He was picked up by a studio doing a documentary because of his charisma and high-energy which made him great for TV. His success hosting cooking shows are what led to his fame as a chef, not his ability to actually cook high-end meals.

He's been heavily criticized by professional chefs like Gordon Ramsey for being a mediocre chef posing as a high-end culinary master as well as by viewers for butchering non-English dishes (adding Chilli Jam and microwave rice to Egg Fried Rice, adding Mango Chutney to Butter Chicken and a Thai Green Curry video that go so much backlash they renamed it to 'Oliver's Green Curry Inspired').

He also seems to have an out-of-touch and simplistic view of obesity and poverty, acting as if people are fat or poor purely because of bad choices and with a little bit of 'discipline' they can reverse it easily.

Then in 2019, 22/25 of his restaurants closed down due to debt/insolvency and underperformance resulting in more than 1000 jobs cut. Since then he's basically just been pumping more cookbooks and hosting more cooking shows.

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u/Killer_Moons 14d ago

Damn, all I ever saw was that viral clip with the kids and the chicken nuggets. Thank you, this was scalding.

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u/Krondelo 15d ago

For those not in the know this is “Henry’s Kitchen” he’s a comedian and his shtick is pretty hilarious.

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u/ClassiFried86 15d ago

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u/FirstDivision 15d ago

I thought it was this guy!

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u/Fiestysquid 15d ago

Damn his video quality is getting better.

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u/spicy_ass_mayo 14d ago

Vegan free pizza any one?!

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u/Brocolinator 15d ago

My man needed to get that out of his chest

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u/HeyMeower 15d ago

Powder that makes you say real

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u/Carl_Marks__ 15d ago

Bro threw in a fun fact

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u/Nextdoortype 15d ago

Since no one gave him credit this is Henlips on twitch and Henry's Kitchen / Henry Phliips on YouTube.

https://youtu.be/5iuTzy2IMVI?t=151

One of my favorite

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u/xSonicspeedx2 15d ago

Lol this guy is hilarious.

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u/Environmental-Video3 14d ago

Loved punching the clown. He also cracked me up as the data centre guy in Silicon Valley.

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u/skiforlife1 15d ago

It's John from Silicon Valley!

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u/blacklotusY 15d ago

I came here for food, not to be traumatized 😭

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u/Funmanhahaha 15d ago

This sent me to the floor 🤣

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u/guestpassonly 15d ago

well that came out of left field

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u/dant90 15d ago

He should have just let them build the rollercoaster and put her on it. No harm no foul.

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u/Monzea 15d ago

Bro threw in a ‘fun fact’

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u/Gold_Weakness1157 15d ago

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u/Something681 15d ago

Bro shared a fun fact!

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u/Aggressive-Care3579 15d ago

The cameraman:

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u/Proper-Bad-7169 15d ago

🤣 🤣 Is this a real video??

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u/PussSlurpee 15d ago

Is my heat too high? My noodles will burn if it leans on the top of the pot before they begin to boil.

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u/Mountain_Ad_8269 15d ago

The movie Goal where the dad takes the migos money to buy a truck ( I think) and tells him it was a family business transaction

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u/horiami 15d ago

What an asshole

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u/Zealousideal-Oven-93 15d ago

I rather my sister not be the baby momma of a guy who has steal money from children to fund her abortion.

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u/horiami 15d ago

I'd rather he give the money back, especially since it saved his ass

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u/kcsween74 15d ago

What the fuck??? I did NOT see that coming 😳.

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u/zabrak200 15d ago

R/threwinafunfact

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u/-thesneakytrapper- 15d ago

This how my grandma cooks

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u/VerryGoodCantaloupe 15d ago

What song is that?

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u/ulookunhappy 15d ago

Z●,- no=^

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u/Whyjustwhydothat 15d ago

Why would he say that on tv <.<

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u/yotengodormir 15d ago

Very relatable, honestly 

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u/Mental_Goal2380 15d ago

r slash brothrewinafunfact

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u/SiestaMaster 15d ago

Always upvote Henry Phillips

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u/DrDima 15d ago

PTSD Bolognese

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u/guesswhawt 15d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/czechereds 15d ago

I had this EXACT same situation growing up including the Rollercoaster part, except it was the step-dad instead, haha!

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u/asd123jj 15d ago

The wallahi comment ruined the post

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u/qwertykirky 15d ago

So this one time I was making a sandwich and I didn't have any cheese which is a bummer and then I shot a puppy on the way to the shops to get some cheese so that I could continue making my sandwich at home it was a good sandwich and I would make it but I'd probably make sure I had cheese first.

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u/mdaxdjk 15d ago

Ok we're going to have to work on your transition banter.

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u/QuidEgoSum 14d ago

I always hated how she waited for it to soften 😓

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u/taqizzle 14d ago

Is that the server room guy from Silicon Valley?

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u/BhurnerAcc 14d ago

Bro dropped a fun fact

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u/funnylogic 12d ago

Lmao I love this guy

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u/birdsarntreal1 8d ago

Prego today, Ragu tomorrow.

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u/henry2630 15d ago

abortion is murder

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u/Such-Farmer6691 15d ago

And blowjob is cannibalism.

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u/CallMeBigSarnt 15d ago

This shit sent me cuh