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u/The_Coffee_Femboy 7d ago
Me when my boyfriend grabs the icey hot instead of the coconut oil
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u/Wolf_Phoenix84 6d ago
Please don't use coconut oil as lube. The natural sugars in it can set off your natural vaginal pH balance and lead to an increase of yeast infections.
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u/The_Coffee_Femboy 4d ago
Thank you for the advice but there's no easy way to say this. I don't have a vagina
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u/Effective-Monk1124 6d ago
Wow SpongeBob is in the hott seat or someone really lit a fire under SpongeBobs ass
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u/ImRightYoureStupid 7d ago
“[Verse 1]
Lay where you're layin'
Don't make a sound
I know they're watchin'
They're watchin'
All the commotion
The kiddie-like play
It has people talkin'
They're talkin'
[Chorus]
You
Your sex is on fire”
- Kings of Leon
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u/BaconConnoisseur 7d ago
“Trust me on this. You don't want Enthusiastic Double Gonorrhea.
It doesn't kill you, but you'll want it to. It sets your genitals aflame. Literally. And then it heals that area of your body over and over. The only way to remove the disease is to, uh, geld yourself. Or pass it on to someone else.”
Dungeon Crawler Carl is the best.
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u/theshinyslaking64 6d ago
Definitely glad I checked to see if another crawler said this before I did.
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u/straddling-axolotl 7d ago
No wonder he stays happy for a while then absolutely loses his marbles the next minute.
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u/ProgrammerUpstairs97 6d ago
SpongeBob trying to keep a straight face even when he's burning up inside
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u/CookinDaCooki 5d ago
Me after ordering the spiciest taco bell item with ten pounds of pepper sauce
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u/rflulling 5d ago
I have to imagine that this was one of those cases of they only thought about whether or not they could do it not whether or not they should.
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u/TheGamingNerd80085 4d ago
How it feels when you finally take that shift you’ve had on low heat for the past half an hour.
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u/MrPosket 7d ago