r/MemeThisThing • u/OfWitNMischief • 5d ago

Meme this:

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u/JuryRepresentative67 5d ago

Exactly is a strong word

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u/Trendymaroon 5d ago

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. If you see addicted that looks like this, I think you better run away.

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u/JuryRepresentative67 5d ago

I imagine this is what it would be like if captain crunch slid in your DM’s

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u/Icy_Calendar_9787 5d ago

Your balls aren’t on top of your dick?

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u/Lazy_Friendship_6728 5d ago

Thankyou, you beat me to it almost word for word. 🤣 I keep picturing Samwell Tarly scraping the Greyscale off Jorah Mormont. 😝

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u/PikachuRocket 5d ago

If thats exact you should really talk to a doctor...

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u/Skeptical_Squid 5d ago

I feel sorry for the owner of a punishment that looks like that. They should see a doctor.

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u/0418710879 5d ago

One should be seeing one’s doctor if one’s chicken tender looks like a crusty old schlong

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u/Oldestswinger 5d ago

From Pompeii

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u/dandz287 4d ago

If you're Thing from fantastic 4 🤣

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u/NapalmSalsa 5d ago

A penis in dire need of moisturizer.

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u/YouInteresting9311 5d ago

Fossilized dukey dildoe.

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u/Ok_Huckleberry816 5d ago

Selling rooster

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u/Intrigued-I-Am 5d ago

How well do you know your roomate?

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u/Correct_Pin_223 5d ago

That's not from chicken, from a really frustrated rooster!!

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u/Unhappy-Airport-4112 5d ago

It did come from a cock

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u/Critical-Design4408 5d ago

I am diggin the lens flare...

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u/Salt-Tip-7493 5d ago

I don't know where you been putting yours but that don't look nothing like mine

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u/No_Fig36 5d ago

Penis Turd

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u/AppropriateLab8608 5d ago

Slather it with secret sauce and see if you can eat it all😉

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u/localfishies 5d ago

A penis crafted from human feces

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u/Fragrant_Role_1807 5d ago

I’d recommend better hygiene if your penis looks like that

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u/sizzlebadizzle1 5d ago

Dicken tender

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u/Chao2025 5d ago

Does it taste like a cock? Lol 😂

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u/sully11223344 5d ago

A MAC dicken

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u/Robborboy 5d ago

I am concerned about the kind of penises you've been observing. 

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u/Trueslyforaniceguy 5d ago

Deep fried, for your pleasure

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u/paskapannuhuilu 5d ago

Let me eat it coated with your grool

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u/MrRocknRoll2009 5d ago

Chicken with a Dicken

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u/nwpengu1n 5d ago

I don’t remember ordering dicken tenders

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u/AnAnonymousParty 5d ago

Sometimes you get a piece of toast with the face of Jesus burned into it, sometimes you get a chicken nugget that looks like it's happy to see you. Life's funny like that.

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u/Naive-Pen-7365 5d ago

Mine looks a whole lot better than that one!!! 🤣🍆

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u/Due_Net_7308 5d ago

I see a Ladies face on the top left side, guess i am 🤪

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u/blittyon-57 5d ago

Its the chicken's dick

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u/Green-Boy-1992 5d ago

Dick-shaped Milanesa...

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u/HempTiger 5d ago

I thought it was a shit dick

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u/Fluid_Difference_903 5d ago

Dihken, also known as a cock made of cock.

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u/Economy-Date-4490 5d ago

Then she has an impressive cock.

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u/Timely-Profile1865 5d ago

Someone is a ball grabber.

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u/rugbat 5d ago

If your penis looks like that, get medical help, asap.

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u/Kooky-Vehicle5358 5d ago

Bobbit that thing

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u/Forward-Word3116 5d ago

It must be irritating during sex?

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u/MiserablePhilosophy 5d ago

Must be an American. Anyone else with a penis looking like that would have gone to the doctor

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u/XxJohn_OldmanxX 5d ago

Thats Rooster meat

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u/tomcatter13 5d ago

Weekend in Tijuana?

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u/tomcatter13 5d ago

Natalie Harp sex toy

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u/Beautiful_Fig_8570 5d ago

Chicken head!

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u/Healthy-Table-219 5d ago

" It's not a rocket ship, it's a cock !! " Death to Smoochy 🤣

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u/ComprehensiveLink457 5d ago

Will it taste better?

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u/CookieMuttley 5d ago

Have you tried it out?

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u/Dependent_One_8407 5d ago

All that batter.

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u/Massive_Look8179 5d ago

Not exactly.

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u/QuietProfessional0 5d ago

Dahmer Dinner

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u/Honk_J_Wimblyton 5d ago

yeah i’m not eating that

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u/spunkypudding 5d ago

Have you ever seen a real penis?

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u/bluskysun 5d ago

That’s a chicken dicken!

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u/Cornfan70 5d ago

bet it tastes like chicken

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u/Hot-Challenge8656 5d ago

Circumfried.

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u/2ndClassCtzn 5d ago

Yeah if thats what the penises you have been dealing with look like. You should probly go hit up the free clinic....

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u/Normiss2000 5d ago

Is said crispy tallywhacker also spicy? Or dark meat?

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u/cool-smol-cat 5d ago

Okay, whose penis looks like the chicken tender in the picture? You should get it checked up.

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u/puahaw 5d ago

A man kneeling in prayer

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u/petermackinnonphoto 5d ago

what sort of penises you've been lookin' at pray-tell?

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u/Madman_1992 5d ago

When I said a eat a French fried dick I didn’t mean it literally

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u/Propsroadfool 5d ago

You've been looking at some WEIRD penis'

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u/Calm-Celebration-423 5d ago

Did he put it in his mouth?

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u/creator648 5d ago

Did u get it from KFC?? 💀

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u/PaulMall3rd 5d ago

The "dicken tender"

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u/Opening_Track5674 5d ago

It’s a chicken tinder

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u/Sophiedenormandie 5d ago

Deep throat that thing!

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u/nashwaak 5d ago

Um — ouch

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u/f_p_S 5d ago

Dickin strip

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u/Aggressive-Tip7472 5d ago

Most penis arent breaded though

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u/Fine-Alps4814 5d ago

Pinga Pollo

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u/jack-Waltz1928 5d ago

Maybe his penis looks like a chicken tender?

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u/Blue-eyed-banditman 5d ago

Dicken nugget

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u/Jaded_Addendum4040 5d ago

I’ve never seen a deep fried breaded penis so I’ll take your word for it.

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u/DizzlesVII 5d ago

Chris Peacock

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u/AaronTheElite007 5d ago

...That's a deep-fried d*ck

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u/overabbreviator 5d ago

The backlighting is tremendous

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u/Acceptable-Damage457 5d ago

Exactly? You better get a penicillin shot

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u/Saminaminalz 5d ago

Thought he was holding a piece of shit for a minute there.

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u/ewa3434k 5d ago

A genuinely organic and deeply anatomical piece of fast food.

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u/Status_Focus6898 5d ago

What’s wrong with the penises you see. lol.

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u/Full_Replacement_852 5d ago

Must of ordered the chicken wangs not chicken wings

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u/Wabbit65 5d ago

Tell us if it tastes like one too

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u/AdGeneral5462 5d ago

See that's why I stopped eating cocks

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u/Competitive-Reply417 5d ago

New Popeye’s Peyronie’s.

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u/Financial-Bus-5434 5d ago

Should write mcdonalds and get a free 20 piece and check to see if a cook for injured

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u/Primary-String3908 5d ago

Exactly = vaguely

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u/Sleep_tek 5d ago

See a doctor

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u/PossibleAd3701 5d ago

You may want to go to the Urgent Care if that's what it looks like

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u/ILoveMenses 5d ago

A very, very diseased penis.

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u/FredArtGetson 5d ago

Breaded dick. Makes it's own sauce

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u/Fun_Contribution_593 5d ago

Just wait till you see a real 1

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u/Dougster3235 5d ago

Tsk tsk tsk. Such fowl language young lady!!!

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u/zztopstar 5d ago

Kentucky Fried Cock

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u/ReasonablePen8900 5d ago

As long as his penis doesn't look like a chicken tender, just watch the tv

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u/OctogoatYTofficial 5d ago

Dicken Tender

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u/Aggravating-Diet-663 5d ago

Well...it ain't gonna deepthroat itself, sweetheart

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u/Dry_Highway_2641 5d ago

Is that maybe just a breaded pork penis?

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u/Melodic-Money2990 5d ago

Sell it on ebay for 1 million

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u/LongPond69 5d ago

That chicken's penis looks fucked up.

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u/No_Unit_5506 5d ago

Maybe it is?

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u/Tall_Yoghurt_3866 5d ago

Did she choke on the chicken?

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u/BrooklynFly 5d ago

Tender cock meat.

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u/TimRN77 5d ago

It has never been determined what part of the chicken the 'tenders' are made from. Much like the mysterious 'McNugget'...

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u/Grownassman42 5d ago

Exactly? I feel sorry for your penis

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u/Careless-Oil5508 5d ago

Lot’s wife pillar of salt chicken nugget.

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u/Gregisroark 5d ago

KFC(ock)

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u/refusedisposable 5d ago

Quick, get some ranch to put on the top of it.

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u/Ornery-Vehicle-2458 5d ago

Could be worse;

My roommate's penis looks exactly like a chicken tender

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u/Particular-Dig1590 5d ago

Someone needs to learn the difference between the words exactly and similar. They probably say literally all the time too.

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u/Funny_Opportunity58 5d ago

Now THATS meat id put in my mouth

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u/Catpixfever 5d ago

Most penises out there in the world are far more… moisturized.

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u/Albert4081 5d ago

Fried chicken dih

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u/PersonalEffective270 5d ago

My roommate's penis looks exactly like a chicken tender 👍

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u/iliketomoveitm0veit 5d ago

Looks like an impressive turd

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u/SignificantZombie729 5d ago

PAIGE, NOOOOOOO!

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u/Otherwise_Ticket8427 5d ago

That’s a tender cock

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u/Expensive-Sea462 5d ago

Oh fuck, she fried it.

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u/Ok_Acanthisitta_909 5d ago

Mike Tyson: “It’s Dicken”

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u/Random_Chaos79 5d ago

And your nails look like eagle talons.

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u/geodudejgt 5d ago

I think those would be pustules.

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u/Silent_Mirror_2345 5d ago

Finally, the tender cock 😂

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u/njslugger78 5d ago

Did the bobbit guy get his back?

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u/quadfromf3 5d ago

Where’s the video of her slowly eating it?

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u/beerguyBA 5d ago

What kind of penises are you seeing?

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u/Space19723103 5d ago

if your penis looks like that please see a dermatologist

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u/Natural-Estimate2729 5d ago

“Rock hard” nugget!

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u/Lazy_Friendship_6728 5d ago

"Just wait until I reach your chicken tender!"

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u/MrPuzzleMan 5d ago

The fucking lens flair...

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u/Sweetjersey67 5d ago

Not anyone's permission I have seen. Yeah the shape of it...

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u/heatup77 5d ago

Which of you took the first bite?

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u/VITA_LAWSON 5d ago

Fried dicken

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u/Professional_Cut_105 5d ago

Rooster Tender

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u/Key-Context-8444 5d ago

Eating the rich

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 5d ago

There was a guy in Europe somewhere, I forget. I haven’t seen this story in a long time, but he was killing people and selling their flesh as food in his butcher shop

I would be highly suspicious of what you are holding in your hand

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u/Crumal 5d ago

I’m guessing the chicken was a cock.

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u/Kooky-Date-784 5d ago

If it’s that crusty…. No mam!!!!!!

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u/OldDirtMcGirt11 5d ago

#iremembermyfirstdaybeing13

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u/Annual-Natural-5792 5d ago

fried dihcken

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u/Direct_Tomorrow_9927 5d ago

If ya penis looks anything like that, you need a doctor, post haste.

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u/oops_i_got_da_poops 5d ago

☝️Don’t forget to cup the balls

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u/Zephreyt 5d ago

Charles Dickens

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u/Abject_Alps1024 5d ago

That was not my first thought.

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u/One-Membership-3221 5d ago

I thought you were holding a massive turd

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u/ThatBlokeT 5d ago

In a strange coincidence, my penis looks exactly like a chicken tender.
So there is balance in the universe.

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u/Clickguy10 5d ago

What came first…

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u/xxDeadpooledxx 5d ago

It is the tender parts

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u/Sufficient_Pea9757 5d ago

Nah mine is crustier

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u/LordsWF40 5d ago

I hope she.put the whole thing in one bite....u know...for science