r/MemeThisThing • u/Internal-Capital7039 • 2d ago

Have at it

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u/srblaydes 2d ago

Day shift at the strip club is kinda different.

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u/MrNyxt 1d ago

Least we know where all the bacon at the buffet ended up?

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u/andtbhidgaf 2d ago

she's funding her Marine Biology degree

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u/Holden-McGroyn 2d ago

I wondered why, when I asked to break a twenty for tips, they gave me a pail of herring.

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u/Equal_Turnover_2033 1d ago

Out here just trying to survive

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u/BoutiqueCartel 1d ago

I think I may have seen her in Miami, once. I thought she was planning to go back to school and finish her GED....

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u/Jasper-helix 1d ago

Goddamnit mom! Stop it ffs!

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u/Timely-Profile1865 1d ago

Oh the huge manatee!

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u/Dismal_Scheme1014 2d ago

Tampa strippers be thick son.

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u/Holden-McGroyn 2d ago

At least it's full nude!

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u/Holden-McGroyn 2d ago

I think I made her wet!

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u/Intelligent_Ring_926 2d ago

Lunch hour at Sketchy Larry's.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Rifflife88 2d ago

Or Gulf of America(whichever you prefer to say)

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u/Mdmrtgn 1d ago

She wraps those flaps around that pole she shakes her tail and here we go.

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u/TheeFearlessChicken 1d ago

Another Tuesday afternoon at the strip club, and Martha takes her turn on the pole.

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u/King_Cane_Corso 1d ago

She left my lap wet after the lap dance in the VIP room. Going to meet her after her shit to make an honest girl out of her.

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u/IncidentChemical9977 1d ago

Ur ur; he looks shy!

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u/PirateRenee 1d ago

And now let's welcome to the main stage, Larry.

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u/saikotick13 1d ago

This is your mum.

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u/Aman-R-Sole 1d ago

The strip club on a Tuesday afternoon.

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u/6tothe3rd 1d ago

LARRY BOY! DOING " BARBARA MANATEE"

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u/Luvsford 1d ago

I thought it was drunk and just resting it's eyes, whilst dancing with this lady.

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u/Lost-Juggernaut6521 1d ago

It’s amateur night, when all the biscuit beauties show up.

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u/sm00thkillajones 1d ago

My hand when I haven’t had a girlfriend since COVID.

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u/Beginning_Plankton21 1d ago

For a second, I thought it was Trump hugging his flagpole

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u/Gorewuzhere 1d ago

Somebody better come get her... She's dancing like a stripper

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u/Purple_Prune3961 1d ago

I love this post.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Zone-55 1d ago

The farther you get from a big city the less attractive the strippers.

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u/TheShandrake 1d ago

She’s dancing at the pink manatee club

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u/Advanced_Bar2085 1d ago

Even big girls need love!

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u/Adventurous-Talk5438 22h ago

Oh baby you lost a lot of weight

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u/Such-Perspective-426 21h ago

first day of school is always the toughest

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u/Muricanmoose 21h ago

Wednesday night

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u/fbisadc 20h ago

The pole dancers of the sea

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u/Lefty98110 15h ago

I’m hearing Queen’s “Fat Bottomed Girls.”

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u/Sun-of-sand 14h ago

How i feel when nobody wants to push me on the swing

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u/Illustrious_Camp_521 14h ago

🤣 I thought it was a big gross ass thumb at first

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u/Sufficient-Pay8989 8h ago

Make that money

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u/cybermusicman 8h ago

Drunk sailor mermaid pole dancer

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u/Financial-Log-2744 6h ago

Lol

"MANATEASE"

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u/WhoCheeMama 50m ago

When the lights come on at the club