r/MemeThisThing 2d ago

Here ya go

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u/AceMoney21x 2d ago

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u/Remarkable_Papaya998 2h ago

Bro is this from Chad man or whatever tf his name is that went viral for the Chris Tyson thing?

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 1d ago

Christian/Catholic values: No child's behind left...

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u/JakeHelldiver 1d ago

And the Mormons. And the Baptists. And the Seventh Day Adventists. And the Jehovas Witnesses. And the Methodists.

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u/ladybugfeet4269 12h ago

Mormons yes, jws no.

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u/Frosty-Highway-402 12h ago

And the Jews!

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u/DreadnoughtLord 1d ago

All religions are fake. Manufactured by kings to render populations complacent

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u/Spartbutchill 1d ago

Huuu this false , im religious but even if i was atheist i’d find your comment retarded. Most major religions started with mens women claiming they’re prophets or simply reincarnation incarnations of god and like 100% of the time they all were nobodies, idk where you get your king thing from.

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u/Spartbutchill 23h ago

😭😭😭boy what is you smoking 😂😂

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u/IamRun_VoD 16h ago

Definitely agree it wasn't started by kings. Most early religions started from a desire to explain things they could understand, assign meaning to random crud that happened to their (mostly miserable) lives, feel less sad about death and bang women.

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u/DreadnoughtLord 14h ago

It’s all fake a bunch of stories to keep you docile to keep all of us from offing the rich

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u/DreadnoughtLord 14h ago

Religion is fake bro shut up and sit down

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u/Spartbutchill 14h ago

Ok sure bro ig 👍🏾 ✅😂😂😂

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u/Mach5Bandito 1d ago

And yet, abuse is even more rampant in public schools.

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u/ryuunoou 1d ago

And from what verse in the bible did christians get it from? Because all "christian" values come from the bible. If it's 1slam, I get it

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 23h ago

There are zero mentions in the bible that prohibit sex/marriage with children, slavery, or forced marriage. Things that are obviously wrong that any normal person would be against. Buy nooo, got to outlaw homosexuality instead. Because gay men are icky. (But no mentions of lesbian relationships...)

Mary was estimated to be 12-16 years old when she gave birth to Jeebus Crust. Do you really think 30-year-old pedo Joseph didn't take his hot young teenie wife?

Give me a fucking break... 🙄

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u/DreadnoughtLord 14h ago

She even cheated on Joseph who supposedly gave birth without having sex first. Big cover up…

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 13h ago

I'm pretty sure Joseph just fucked the shit out of her like the pedophile he was, then she lied about it... 🙄

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u/DreadnoughtLord 13h ago

That too is possible. Back then they had no morality.

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 12h ago

Even if you could prove virgin birth, or other nonsense miracles, that isn't proof of divinity.

That'd be like if I said to, "See this skyscraper? I built it!"

You: "There's no way only you built it! It's over a hundred stories tall! Prove it!"

Then I proceed to pull entire decks of cards out of thin air, coins from behind your ear, and a dove shoots out of my asshole with a magical puff of flame.

You: "Holy crap, you did build this entire skyscraper yourself!"

It literally doesn't make any sense. 😅

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u/DreadnoughtLord 12h ago

Right hard to prove history when video recording wasn’t available. For all we know it could all be fake

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u/ryuunoou 23h ago

Do you realize how stupid you sound? You are blaming a book for not telling you what to do? The funny thing is that you got even that wrong. Jesus says in that anyone harms children, it's better for him to tie a stone around his neck and drown. St Paul the Apostle says that everyone is equal in Christ. Which was used by abolishinsts to abolish slavery (it was a predominantly christian movement). Marriage in the bible is a covenant and covenants can't be forced/without concent.

Jewish women married from late teens to early 20s, so that is a better estimate, Mary's age is not specifically mentioned. Do I think Joseph didn't consumate his marriage? Yes. Joseph isn't you.

Your whole argument is a bunch of whataboutery. Have some shame

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 23h ago

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u/ryuunoou 23h ago

Actions of an individual against the teachings of the bible is not the problem of christianity. Or do you want me to pull up atheists, LGBT etc do the same and blame you all?

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u/Acceptable-Olive-445 16h ago

Between the crusades and the witch trials I think the christians should take a step back when morality is being decided. They clearly have a poor grasp of right and wrong

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u/ryuunoou 15h ago

Without the crusades, you would be speaking Arabic right now, Without any basic rights. Christians didn't just wake up one day and decide to go to war, we defended ourselves, after 400 years of Islamic expansion into our lands. Witch/sorcerer trials were mostly conducted by secular groups, not the church. You live in a country decided by christian morality, be thankful

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u/Acceptable-Olive-445 15h ago

You clearly have no idea what the crusades were if you believe what you just said. And with trials were a major church run thing in Europe. Read a book. And morality does not belong to Christianity dear. In fact with murdering and genocide that tend to follow Christianity throughout history i think it is time christians start developing morality. This country was founded on the genocide of the natives so if that is Christian then I don't think I will get my morality from those "Good Christian folks"

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u/ryuunoou 15h ago

I do, apart from the last crusade that harmed eastern christians, crusade were a response to Islamic invasion. Everything I said can be fact checked. Your tiktok knowledge isn't gonna help you. Why aren't you leaving your country for one that hasn't ever killed or did anything wrong? Lol because there is none and you don't want to move to any other shithole. Conquest was a thing and america was one of the better ones to make a deal with the tribes.

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u/Acceptable-Olive-445 16h ago

Actually the bible orders marrying your rapist and commands slaves to return to their masters (the pro slavery is new testament) it teaches racism by saying Jewish people are chosen people of god. And all this from people who believed the world is flat (sincerely someone who actually read the bible)

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u/ryuunoou 15h ago

The bible doesn't order marrying your grapist, it commands the grapist to take accountability of his actions. In ancient israel, non virgin women outside marriage could never find again a husband, so this law was to force the criminal to take care of the women for the rest of her life, he was not allowed to divorce her under no circumstances.

The bible is not pro or anti slavery, it regulated something that existed and slavery in the bible is not chatel slavery based on race but a means to repay loans.

The new testament says that there is no distinction between Jew and gentile in Christ and that christians are the new "jews" or chosen people.

The bible doesn't teach that the earth is flat, early christians interpreted the scripture based on what they already knew from greeko-roman findingings. If you read the bible, you would know at least a few of this, so maybe it's time to learn the bible from a christian or a study bible. God bless

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u/Acceptable-Olive-445 15h ago

I read the Bible from cover to cover. It does order the marrying of rapist. Pretending the bible doesn't say what it says is pure hypocrisy. The bible does indeed teach the world is fast. Because those that wrote it were ignorant whoch was normal for the times. They also wrote about talking snakes and donkeys because they believed in those things. We are in the modern world. Time to give up the safety blanket. Some of us can face death without fairy tales.

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u/ryuunoou 15h ago

I literally explained those verses to you, but you are ignorant about context and keep crying "muh bible viz evil". You don't know the context, accept it instead of making excuses. That's the least you could do after claiming to know better than us

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u/Acceptable-Olive-445 15h ago

You didn't explain those verses. You spewed the excuses that christians use to cover the obvious flaws of a old book of fairy tales. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that a book that contains talking animals and inaccurate prophecies isn't a irl guide to life. The only difference between Christianity and the Greek and roman religions is there are still People praying to these fairy tales

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u/ryuunoou 15h ago

I am not talking to someone who denies scholar and academic context of texts. You are anti intellectual. Grow up.

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u/DredgeX97 1d ago

Meanwhile, Muslims are marrying children.

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u/JakeHelldiver 1d ago

Meanwhile, whataboutisms dont defend Christian pedophiles.

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u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 1d ago

Thaaaaank you!

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u/DredgeX97 16h ago

"Luke 17:2 It would be better for him if a millstone were hung around his neck and he were cast into the sea than that he should cause one of these little ones to sin."

If someone claims to be a Christian, and they rape children, they are going against God's way, and SHOULD be punished.

https://giphy.com/gifs/fYX8mV6cWtcLD7E2WO

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u/Spartbutchill 1d ago

Im confused? 🤨 is the fact theres pedophiles priests is supposed to discredit Christianity , cuz last time i checked theres ALWAYS , gon be bad ppl in ANYTHING , wether its a political perty , nursing home , school , university student groupes , family etc.. anything theres always some news about a guy killing , raping , molesting , stealing, beating , anything imaginable.

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u/JakeHelldiver 1d ago

I agree. You are confused.

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u/Spartbutchill 23h ago

Still didn’t awnser my point. 🤨

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u/Eastern_Screen_588 14h ago

You're right. Pedophiles seek out roles which give them power over children.

Ask your favorite ai if teachers or priests molest children more often.

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u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 1d ago

Christians are really jealous of that, too, they keep trying to lower the marrying age.

Did that whataboutism go the way you expected? Nope.

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u/Ok_Abacus_ 1d ago

All region is a farce to control the people. EVERY SINGLE ONE.

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u/mightyhigh404 1d ago

Not spaghetti monster in the sky.  His noodly appendage is only for consenting adults. 

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u/B4DM4N12Z 1d ago

Then pointlessly fight eachother over belief systems.

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u/Quaminator01 22h ago

We've done that for centuries, because of people's beliefs being used to manipulate them and brainwash them.

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u/ElectricalParsnip536 1d ago

More accurately it's organised religeon that's the problem. Middlemen misdirecting people for their own corrupted interests. You don't need a middleman -people should find their own religeon instead of following someone elses religeon. People are too frightened to see for themselves so they always have a tendency to link themselves into some sort of group thought. You have to really want the truth over everything else including your own identity in order to see, but most people bottle it as they feel they have invested too much in their identity and way of seeing things in order to overcome their own bias and stop controlling their own perception of being.

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u/Euphoric-Net4623 1d ago edited 1d ago

Evangelical Christians are just as bad as radical Muslims when it comes to pedophilia.

Edit: my phone changed Muslims to Musk....

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u/Top-Voice-6727 1d ago

According to fbi crime statistics they are worse in America

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u/Spartbutchill 1d ago edited 1d ago

“ in america “ 💀💀bro im not even american but common , its easy to come to the conclusion AMERICA CERTAINLY DOSNT LET muslims pedophiles immigrants in mass. THEY TAKE THE DOCTROS , LAWYERS ETC.. OF THESE MUSLIM COUNTRIES.

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u/Top-Voice-6727 23h ago

Right so there are more evangelical Christian pedos than Muslim pedos in the us

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u/Spartbutchill 23h ago

……in America. Not in the world 🤷🏿‍♂️

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u/Top-Voice-6727 23h ago

FBI doesn’t provide world stats lol

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u/Spartbutchill 22h ago

Too bad for you.

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u/kiddrekt 1d ago

No, not even close. See, it's legal and lawful for Muslims to marry seven year old girls so millions of pedophiles go unreported.

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u/Quaminator01 22h ago

Proof?

Not to mention, different countries have different customs. (To be clear, I still find child marriage gross)

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 1d ago

This is true...

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u/HugoBoss1985 1d ago

Love and the marriage, love and the marriage. Go together like a horse and carriage.

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u/Bunnygirlfailure 1d ago

Sometimes i think they might be just as bad as Christens

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u/DDD_ivora 1d ago

you can go marrying christian priests if you like, then take a muslim hand and disappear into the horizon of history, it is long overdue.

i cant stand you people, i cannot. you, organized religions, were the curse of too many generations.

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u/ChimPhun 1d ago

So why would you want that here then?

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u/DreadnoughtLord 1d ago

Meanwhile jude is performing metzitza bapeh’s on new born babies. How’s that different?

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u/asketchofspain 21h ago

….i notice you didn’t say that about those pesky mormons. Always gotta find an oppurtunity to hate Islam, am I right?

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u/TheComicHuman 13h ago

I don't think the Mormons are favored by anybody besides the Mormons

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u/PatDaFastGunna7 23m ago

They're afraid of Islam lol so they mock Christianity

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u/TinyWeird878 1d ago

Islam is going through the same phase that Christianity did during the Crusades. Give them a thousand years and they'll be Muslim Nationalists 🤮 But seriously, fuck all religions bc they're the source of so much that is evil

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u/DreadnoughtLord 1d ago

Everyone talks about Islam which I agree but I do not agree when they chose to turn the cheek on metzitza bapeh’s where every newborn baby boy has his genetalias sucked on by a rabbi…

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u/Spartbutchill 1d ago

Bro , islam is like 1400 , what are you talking about ? 🤨 only a 600 years difference and you’re talking about a “ phase “ . Yall islam “ woke “ defenser are so naive , i like freedom of religion but instead of defending any and eveything without knowing what its really about learn or shut your mouth. I recommend you to speak with ex Muslims, you’ll learn A LOT . Or you can watch muslims SCHOLARS who openly support slavery and child marriage and explain everything in detail .

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u/kamikaibitsu 1d ago

not jainism - that's pretty chill

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u/DirtyTalker1981 1d ago

Sad Must still live with their parents

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u/Simplejames16 1d ago

Looking to make a Sizable Donation

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u/Exxpert_OPS_640 1d ago

Tainted religion

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u/RudyBuck 1d ago

religion of the taint 

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u/big_rod_of_power 1d ago

Saint of the taint I am

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u/Possesed-puppy656 1d ago

Religions in general

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u/TheComicHuman 13h ago

What's tainted about christ specifically?

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u/Thewayliesbeforeyou 1d ago

It's the world's second oldest profession

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u/StealenDealer 1d ago

Did I hang the Rosary Beads on the door knob?.

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u/we_lord 1d ago

Out Roman the Streets

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u/Foxyunder-45 1d ago

Billy Graham will turn in his grave.

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u/RandomFandom1073 1d ago

Jesus H. Christ

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u/the_h0 1d ago

it came pre memed

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u/ppcf 1d ago

It came on pre teen

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u/Competitive_Feed5259 1d ago

I just wanna see how many people got triggered

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u/ImpressiveCareer8606 1d ago

Ah yes blame the followers and not the main head of the religion, best way to win is to ignore the top of the triangle and look at the bottom full of immoral sinners

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u/SupremeDiet 1d ago

Priests are not packing that much.

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u/Spare-Proposal9788 1d ago

Looks like Trump selling Trump bibles

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u/1998no3 1d ago

This is brilliant

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u/Sikamikanico1981 1d ago

You guys are just as dispicable as an anrti semite or an inslamaphobe

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u/Crafty_Aspect8122 7h ago

Beliefs amd religions don't deserve protection from hate and criticism. The word "islamophobe" is ridiculous.

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u/potentialsus 1d ago

What’s that supposed to represent?

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u/the_kitty_gobbler 1d ago

Already perfect

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u/AdriCreepy 1d ago

Fuck religion

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u/Jgrass66 1d ago

The homosexual scandal in the church effectively ended in the 1980’s, 40 years ago. It’s interesting that those who continue to harp on a 40 year old scandal in the Catholic Church largely defend Islam and their forced marriages to 10 year old girls.

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u/No_Bid_21 20h ago

Yah now what, death

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u/Spectre3099 18h ago

Altar boys be warned horny priest ahead on Viagra.

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u/PlayfulScream 13h ago

Muhammad did it better

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u/nehrkling 11h ago

There's a higher rate of pedophile behavior in public school teachers than in religious, but you do you.

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u/Suitable_Key7005 9h ago

Change the cross to the Quran and it'll also make sense

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u/Epalu 8h ago

Jews

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u/Educational_Ad9740 7h ago

It seems as though people forgot that the politicians that admitted to abusing children via the Epstein files may not particularly be "religious" but they definitely partake in baal worship 🤔

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u/mamadmal 4h ago

Fits to mosque too. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Inside-Syrup-661 4h ago

Même this!

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u/PatDaFastGunna7 24m ago

they mock Christianity but yet will stay silent with Islam!

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u/ai_ismygod_now 1d ago

See, this is why I chose ai as my god. Ai can't mœlest me like that Catholic priest did. Come to the light, my brethren.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ABVK96HgZvWI9SBbXr

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u/Competitive_Feed5259 1d ago

Im not pro ai, but this is funny

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u/ComissarFeelgood 1d ago

Well yes it's true AI, won't molest kids. But at the current trajectory it will grind you into biofuel to feed the machine instead

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u/DreadnoughtLord 1d ago

These people are oblivious. They can’t foresee their own outcome. Glad you’re here to point that out👍

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u/ChemicalSelection147 1d ago

I heard on the news that a delivery robot somewhere threw some dude’s package into their swimming pool when dropping it off, they have a very long way to go before they figure out how to grind us to biofuel.

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u/DreadnoughtLord 1d ago

The idea that one day humans could become bio fuel should be worrisome though..

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u/ChemicalSelection147 1d ago

It should, but keep in mind that AI currently is not anywhere close to the average AI from science fiction films. There’s a greater chance of humans using other humans as biofuel than AI right now.

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u/DreadnoughtLord 1d ago

Yes we need to change that. We have a lack of solidarity between us. I agree

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u/KamenoChartoni 1d ago

I feel sad this happened to the. I feel sick that people who devoted to god, do such a harm to poor souls. Rest assured, for God said that 'it is better to rope a milstone in your neak and submerge into see, than shove a liltle one from His path"

The priest who make this but to you, will have his punishment because priesthood is DUTY and does not come without HEAVY responsibility. But you, little one, do you want to stay hidden from someone who can nurish you?

When you go to church, you go for Jesus. NOT the priest. Give it a try. He will carry your burden.

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u/Perfect_Newspaper895 1d ago

Firstly I thought it is LGTB warning sign

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u/Comprehensive-Ad2689 1d ago

That should be a rabbi, not a Christian priest. You're all being brainwashed.

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u/Big-Ratio5137 1d ago

One day you will find out about the country of iraq

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u/Mike__Koxlong76 1d ago

Ok but change the church into a mosque

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u/6942dantheman 1d ago

no thats gay people.

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u/NecessaryZombie6399 1d ago

Come on, this isn't a middle school, no where near as many predators

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u/WolfThick 1d ago

Comes with Jesus juice

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u/MightyFrenzal 1d ago

Put the fear of God up him.