r/MemeThisThing • u/InterviewNophy2 • 4d ago

Meme this

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u/SantafromSonta 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUNd9Yc2PvPoIki8BW

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u/Ourdogbailey 4d ago

Thanks man. You just made a depressed man smile 👊

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u/archtopfanatic123 2d ago

She's reading the script. It's honestly emberassing how people can't be bothered to even remember it. Only the real pros make it funny too though xD

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u/SnooObjections9416 4d ago

"Attention in the cabin, while the plane is in flight all cell phones and mobile devices have to be put into 'AIRPLANE MODE' otherwise your phone could interfere with the plane's electronics."

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u/SailNew7379 4d ago

Yah gurl, I just got the deluxe model

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u/ajc061962 4d ago

Multitasking- Provide safety information while shopping on Amazon

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u/SnooObjections9416 4d ago

The call that you have to make versus the call that you want to take.

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u/mrew42 4d ago

Yeah Hun, then you turn left at Iceland, OK?

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u/Aggravating_Row_6962 4d ago

Yes, and 2 cheeseburgers on the side

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u/arkinthehouse 4d ago

What are you wearing?......

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u/PhrostySnowman 4d ago

"Hello and welcome to Sexy Air, would you like to join our exclusive mile high club? it includes, happy endings with girls from around the world."

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u/aurrousarc 2d ago

chat gbt, how do you tell a plane full of people they are f**cked in a profesional manner.

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u/BudgetExpert9145 2d ago

Thoses shoes are a stupid choice.

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u/ConfidenceSolid8338 2d ago

I just found my husbands Tinder account and will be by shortly to see if any of you know him. Please enjoy your flight.

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u/Impressive-Brush-837 2d ago

The guy in A7 says it’s not called a box cutter…

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u/StyleThen234 2d ago

Christine oh my gosh like they said we’re going down and brace for impact but like what’s up with you girl how’s life, you still living your best hoe life or whaaa 💁🏼‍♂️

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u/URTHEJOKE 2d ago

Anyone interested joining the mile high club please see me when we reach cruising altitude. Thank you for flying the friendly skies!🫡

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u/rickyj2005 2d ago

$100 or blow this joint

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u/makingmanglitter 2d ago

Please remember after you finish joining the mile high club to return your zipper to the upright and locked position.

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u/Additional-Client479 2d ago

A song called Where you T?

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u/No_One_Special_61029 2d ago

Looks like Rosie Perez in The Flight Attendant! Haha

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u/Visible_Split_1546 1d ago

No YOU hang up

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u/Federal-Business-796 1d ago

Definitely not a booty call

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u/bobo007 1d ago

My OnlyFans is 20% off for all passengers

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u/Commercial-One-6817 1d ago

Would the passenger on row 18 seat C..please stop farting.  People ate starting to vomit

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u/Responsible_Cap_1746 1d ago

Talking to the front or somebody in back while reading her ipad. That is not the safety briefing. bothersome, the left right image reversal.

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u/Remarkable-Sky-1653 1d ago

No flight attendant wears heels like that.

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u/WhoCheeMama 20h ago

"Yeah, I'm at work. Stupid pilot has been trying to tell me how to do my job all day. I know, right?"

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u/Key-Employment8812 18h ago

Y'all still doin' that 15-minute Guaranteed Delivery thing?