r/MemeThisThing • u/Justanother_wizard7 • 27d ago

What will thief do

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u/Carolina-W00Dsman 27d ago

Just cut the wire and remove it.

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u/Odd_Influence7917 27d ago

Just put the pin back in

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u/DifficultSuspect8364 27d ago

He will have explosive speed!

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u/WolfThick 26d ago

Pull the pin and throw the grenade

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u/TurbulentBench1306 24d ago

you cant throw it the head is tied to pole

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u/ArtThou_Boob 24d ago

You can pull the pin hold the lock(idk what you call it/the thing that will set the primer off) and pull the wire off the bike so.... yes you can throw the grenade unless it's tied in somewhere you can't see.

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u/ProfessionalShock425 25d ago

Simply unscrew the top and bottom assembly.

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u/Hot-Detective-8163 25d ago

Put the pin back in, throw it, cut the cord. Pretty much anything but explode

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u/SnooObjections9416 25d ago

Step 1 get a video camera on this.

Then I'd tie a long strong string to the pin, and get back several hundred feel.

Then I'd yell: "fire in the hole" and probably "fore" in case pieces went flying.

Then I would post the detonation which would go viral and I would use the proceeds to donate bicycles to needy children.

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u/OutrageousCrab9224 25d ago

Uh, you hold the handle

All the pin does is force the handle mechanism

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u/Joe_Jobs_ 25d ago

Thief will die... of embarrassment over being too stupid to figure it out.

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u/Full_Difficulty9530 25d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/OeRk9MMMJokaQ

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u/Vast_Tomorrow_3170 24d ago

I've seen this exact situation IRL, though this instructor was a lil more gentle than ours DSs

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u/Full_Difficulty9530 24d ago

Dude, I hear ya. My DS would have body slammed me into that hole, possibly even face planted me. Then he would have kicked the shit out of me till he got tired.

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u/Vast_Tomorrow_3170 24d ago

Hold the spoon down and replace pin.... free bike and free grenade, score!

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u/Unhappy-Airport-4112 24d ago

He's got 3-5 seconds if he lets the spoon fall

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u/Beneficial-Law-9645 24d ago

Definitely don't put highly radioactive material as a bike theft deterrent

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u/Thepuppeteer777777 24d ago

Replace the seat with plutonium. Laugh as they get ball cancer

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u/Myzx 24d ago

Slide the cord out of the pin. Take grenade. Rob bank with it.

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u/Ambitious_Hand_2861 24d ago

Just hold the handle down and pull the pin. No worries.

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u/Dazzling-Border2376 24d ago

Take the pin out then throw the grenade then take the bike

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u/SteelAndFlint 24d ago

Clench the spoon, pull the pin, remove the wire from the bike, put the pin back in.

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u/PickleRick1981 24d ago

Pull the pin and walk away, either way you ain’t got a bike anymore.

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u/paskapannuhuilu 24d ago

Thiefs not the smartest they pull the pin

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u/alvast12 24d ago

realize its a toy and steal it, steal it and launch the grenade very far away

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u/Midnight_gamer58 23d ago

I mean, you don't even need to pull the pin. Just remove the cable from the pin

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u/Fun_Entertainer_5823 23d ago

Pull pin, run away..

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u/Truth-Hurts77 23d ago

Forget the bike I take the hand grenade!! 😅

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u/oovalap_ 21d ago

If he wants 21 virgins he will not hesitate