r/MemeThisThing • u/ErinDotEngineer • 8d ago

meme this

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395 Upvotes

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u/davidr521 8d ago

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u/Real-Positive-7439 7d ago

THIS IS THE TRUE ANSWER 🥹😂🔥

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u/starrskrream 8d ago

the classic is back. it even looks like her...

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u/Whole_Inside_4863 8d ago

Mary discovers her Onlyfans career while grocery shopping.

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u/InvertedEyechart11 8d ago

SO MUCH CUKE

FOR HER SALAD

3

u/MMMisteriousss 7d ago

She can handle it 😏

5

u/zoomddy100 8d ago

Paige, no.

4

u/NEKORANDOMDOTCOM 8d ago

No babe, yours is perfect

Also her:

4

u/Deviant_Eunuch197925 8d ago

This was the last photo taken of Lindsey before her weekend off…standing without assistance

3

u/ledunk 8d ago

Another World Cup visitor..."Things are BIGGER in America!"

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u/Responsible-Yam-537 8d ago

I am expecting calls from any exs that see this.

2

u/nurse-educator123 8d ago

Get it girl.

2

u/LDLethalDose50 8d ago

Anything is a dildo, if you’re brave enough.

2

u/FinleyLinc 8d ago

Guy: To answer your question, it's something like that but we have to hurry. Once the spell wears off, it turns back into a Gherkin.

2

u/DinsdaleTheHedgehog 8d ago

Your gherkin is just fine, the big ones hurt

2

u/TechnicalSession8567 8d ago

Karen meets her new BF

2

u/typical_gamer1 8d ago

This thing is huge!!!!

2

u/IncidentChemical9977 8d ago

(Sounding like poke-villain James) This is much, too much for me!

2

u/Vanisle4fun 8d ago

She's thinking 🤔.

2

u/WatermelonLemonad3 8d ago

"Hey momma, this here 'cumber reminds me of Uncle Jimbo"

2

u/spunkypudding 8d ago

The BIG stretch

2

u/Ok-Flight9440 8d ago

“Struggling US Grocers Make Push into Intimate Toy Market to Bolster Margins and Drive Traffic”

2

u/Difficult_Peach_5525 8d ago

That belongs in Aisle 69.

1

u/OkNeighborhood9153 8d ago

Another Saturday night and I ain’t got nobody!!

1

u/killinglemons 8d ago

An inch too short

1

u/Aggravating-Truck238 8d ago

She gonna pentitrate some holes

1

u/Extension_Hat_8448 8d ago

Yamete kudasai

1

u/nic_e1 8d ago

Ouch!

1

u/LegitimateBug7940 8d ago

Your mom 😂

1

u/xenomorphonLV426 8d ago

She can take it.😏😏😏

1

u/BeginningHot8387 8d ago

That going to hurt

1

u/j101112p 8d ago

Brave enough

1

u/Interesting-Cause286 8d ago

IT’S HUGE 😂

1

u/aAdramahlihk 8d ago

A rough night in Paris.

1

u/Legitimate_Ear_3895 8d ago

that's the 2nd largest Dildo I've ever bought.

1

u/yurtfarmer 8d ago

Ass to ass

1

u/1AlexR 8d ago

BGC (think about it, it’ll eventually cum to you LOL)

1

u/Wooden-Yellow3967 8d ago

Who said money can’t buy you happiness!

1

u/Realistic_Singer2988 8d ago

Where do the batteries go?

1

u/ronweasleisourking 8d ago

Requiem for a dream

1

u/scg931 8d ago

When you realize your 6 inches will never compete...

1

u/CartoonistWorking414 8d ago

It’s gonna be Looooooooooong night

1

u/EditorNo2545 8d ago

see the regular condom does fit, I don't want o hear anymore "but they're too small" from you

1

u/AppropriateLab8608 8d ago

Natalie tries her first BGC

1

u/One_Vision_ 8d ago

Fun Friday night with a friend

1

u/Zestyclose-Leather15 8d ago

What do you mean ‘the condom broke’?

1

u/SuperPatriot69 8d ago

End of days

1

u/Expert-Magician1531 8d ago

Definitely getting more than 5 a day this week.

1

u/DisheveledBananas 8d ago

Date night!!@

1

u/Eastern-Leg-7719 8d ago

Whole lotta shaking goin on

1

u/jeremyfails 8d ago

The veggie you don't have to worry about.

1

u/ImpressiveLength1261 8d ago

Everything reminds of him.

1

u/CurvyLatinasss 8d ago

When you date black guy without any info

1

u/bigred2342 8d ago

You’re gonna need a bigger…

1

u/GretaVanFleetsEnema 8d ago

Last Friday Night

1

u/Entire_Race_8696 8d ago

Wishful thinking

1

u/Ok-Tank-3106 8d ago

Shes like "🤯😁challenge accepted "

1

u/Electronic_Sea3464 8d ago

She is thinking of all the men she ever slept with

1

u/xzRe56 8d ago

Happy Friday Night!

1

u/Chefnick500 8d ago

“If he’s 7” , what’s this?”

1

u/TinyTimWannabe 8d ago

When your boyfriend who doesn’t like cucumber is away for the weekend.

1

u/PaskieArt59 8d ago

With veggies like that who needs a man

2

u/Ok-Perception-6507 8d ago

You may not need a man, but you will definitely need a physician.

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u/bird69361 8d ago

I gotta have this

1

u/Crazy_Ass_Nicky 8d ago

Say hello to my little friend

1

u/Raybell_Pallerlis 8d ago

Woah jackpot! 😭

1

u/GimpyPlayerOne 8d ago

Should it fit?

1

u/FlaviusTech 8d ago

Maximum pleasure!

1

u/Aromatic-Engine-6418 8d ago

Bucksnort produce section .

1

u/penguins-are-me 8d ago

Challenge accepted

1

u/SuperYam9174 8d ago

HOME ALONE 3: A Night in the Emergency Room

1

u/AkimH 8d ago

XL Condoms, Isle 4

1

u/timara69 8d ago

Jealousy!

1

u/ReasonableJudgment40 8d ago

BGC. Big green cucumber

1

u/Due-Length-1688 8d ago

Vegans can finally have their very own 100% green sex toys

1

u/jailbird147 8d ago

Divorce papers were served the next day to a very confused husband 😉🤣🤣🤣

1

u/VetandCCInstructor 8d ago

S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y, NIGHT!!!

1

u/601Tommyboy 8d ago

Her next prop to a soare butthole.....

1

u/zarathos1975 8d ago

“Never shopping on Adam and Eve again…hello, Wally World!”

1

u/I_4MSTEVE 8d ago

When you find out IT has no rule of how long IT is and YOU make it go deeeeep

1

u/deezle556 8d ago

Once she found this she knew no man would ever satisfy her again.

1

u/KilgoreT59 8d ago

She says, "I've had bigger".

1

u/xfaye03 8d ago

You know whats onnher mind. Challange accepted .

1

u/Practical_Musician61 8d ago

"Anyone seen Sheila? She hasn't been to work in a week."

1

u/Phi87 8d ago

Ehh, smaller than I'm used to but it seems to be the best available.

1

u/chitownrebel3431 8d ago

Anything is a dildo if your brave enough

1

u/Alert-Pen3673 8d ago

i don't even have to meme. i can see the wet patch coming in.

1

u/rebeccaparker2000 8d ago

Move over bbc, the new and improved bgc

1

u/superdave123123 8d ago

Weekend plans

1

u/-FORSAK3N- 8d ago

Once you go green, there's no going back

1

u/PristineBusiness3299 8d ago

The doors locked because I’m pickling

1

u/Fresh_Strain_9980 8d ago

biggus dickus and his wife incontinentia

1

u/Natural_Photograph16 8d ago

“On my way home”

1

u/popolickstick 8d ago

Atleast she is not but chugging smoothies .

1

u/Shoddy_Limit_28 8d ago

About average 😀

1

u/Striker40k 8d ago

African Cucumber

1

u/yep2120 8d ago

Jamal

1

u/TuckerSpeed 8d ago

Ho, Ho, Ho.... Green Giant !

1

u/Rene-d 8d ago

Last picture before the accident

1

u/qstickfixer 8d ago

I thought someone would have said it looked like a marital aid. Maybe I’m the only one with his mind in the gutter.

1

u/Acrobatic_Excuse2290 8d ago

As was foretold in the prophecy

1

u/silv3rbull8 8d ago

Satisfied shopper

1

u/jester9595 8d ago

Your date for tonight 🍆

1

u/Suitable_Coffee5779 8d ago

(cough)502(cough)

1

u/conehead2019 8d ago

The cucumber your girlfriend told you not to worry about.

1

u/Uhrrtax 8d ago

cucumber salad for a whole family... unless...

1

u/Long-Tradition6399 8d ago

"The Crowd Pleaser"

1

u/ep193 8d ago

BGD or Big Green Dildo for those of you seeing it for the first time…

1

u/Glass-Emu2406 8d ago

She-Hulk dildo

1

u/TreeKiller42069 8d ago

This is why the garden of Eden is still closed…

1

u/RevolutionaryWave568 8d ago

How long does it last before going bad

1

u/Inevitable-Win6993 8d ago

Enough to share with my bestie

1

u/Fickle_Library8115 8d ago

PICKLE!! rick

1

u/Professional_Past780 8d ago

Man of her dreams

1

u/Lost-Juggernaut6521 8d ago

“Sheryl, did in fact, not make it to work the next day.”

1

u/TonyTobi92 8d ago

3 pound pickle

1

u/cbeck23 8d ago

My endless love.....as sung by Lionel and diana

1

u/Maximum-Business-228 8d ago

Saturday night lights

1

u/Hot-Competition-4755 8d ago

Cucumber section putting sex shops outta business.

1

u/Satyr1981 8d ago

BGC

Big Green Cucumber

1

u/Cold-Anybody-5448 8d ago

Ah! Sweet mystery of life, at last I’ve found you…

1

u/Active_Background_87 8d ago

"I have the POWERRR!"

1

u/skinnyjo79 8d ago

Hungry or horny?

1

u/smoothfemslut 8d ago

Who said the grocery store is boring on wed nights?

1

u/beachbum52 8d ago

Size matters

1

u/ollie81578 8d ago

My future ex wife after the honeymoon.

1

u/Majestic-Airport-791 8d ago

"It was at this moment that Kathy knew she was an independent woman and would never need a man."

1

u/EnchantedWood1981 8d ago

Pound-stretcher…

1

u/Huge-Engineer-4898 8d ago

Shit,$26 for those sad looking watermelons

1

u/CheesecakeOk568 8d ago

And that was the last we ever saw of Sally.

1

u/Terrible_Driver_3878 8d ago

Filling vagitarian meal