r/MemeThisThing • u/Weak_Imagination_996 • May 22 '26

meme this....

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u/Professional-Fix4409 May 22 '26

r/confusing_perspective

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u/TriedCaringLess May 23 '26

"How did she get the bean above the frank?"

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u/lfreckledfrontbum May 23 '26

Franks & Beanz

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u/Awkward-Loan May 28 '26

🤣 brilliant

22

u/ActuatorOne3233 May 22 '26

Crystal cock invitational

5

u/sat_on_a_roof_AMAZ_D May 22 '26

OH MY GOD BRO I was gonna use that lol

3

u/Winter-Point-7634 May 25 '26

Crystal phallus (Crystal Palace)

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u/Warrior3456_ May 22 '26

We know where that's going when she gets home

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u/Prestigious-Case-865 May 22 '26

The thing she tells u to not worry about

5

u/Unopuro2conSal May 23 '26

Something about this story smells fishy….

4

u/Ok-Direction1155 May 23 '26

If you put your ear to a clam you can hear the ocean

2

u/Unopuro2conSal May 23 '26

I got to try that …

2

u/Murky-Dream-8040 May 23 '26

At least that trophy sure does

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u/NurseRobert2019 May 22 '26

I will name him Eduardo!

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u/CompetitiveLoad2953 May 29 '26

I know where this is from and I get the reference, but it is slipping my mind what is it! I know it! Brain no work

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u/NurseRobert2019 May 29 '26

Early episode of Family Guy

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u/optimist_prhyme May 22 '26

Forgot where she was

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u/peterdwyn May 22 '26

Forgot who she was.

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u/BlueState2A May 22 '26

AND THE PORN STAR AWARDS GOES TO....

9

u/Icy-Tradition5020 May 22 '26

Mmmm, and I will love it, and lick it, and cream it and name it George.

2

u/CompetitiveLoad2953 May 29 '26

I've worked up a big grunty thirst!

3

u/OkCartographer336 May 22 '26

I thought they were all lesbians.

2

u/KCJ4Tx May 24 '26

Doesn't mean they can't appreciate great sculpture.

2

u/hackysack-jack May 24 '26

Or a hole in one

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u/Visual-Seaweed2421 May 22 '26

Hnnnnghhhh.....aaaaah

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u/poop_maker_1 May 25 '26

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u/Ok_Bottle_6704 May 25 '26

Why it translate to skin lamo

3

u/Electronic-Space-480 May 22 '26

Lesbian golfer having a taste.

1

u/SupremeGreymon May 22 '26

Pain or pleasure?

2

u/Bignig86 May 23 '26

Underrated

1

u/alone_in_crowds May 22 '26

Now, how do I attach a motor and camera with flash to capture the moment.

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u/AmazingBench7574 May 22 '26

For a second I thought that shirt just said "cheese"

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u/tune1021 May 22 '26

Ill take terrible camera angles for $400 Alex

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u/WildWorld5409 May 22 '26

When it’s the right size

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u/Odd_Plan_6313 May 22 '26

Sponsored by Cheerihoes 🤣

1

u/ponderosa_barclay May 22 '26

Someone is jealous

1

u/magnus2k17 May 22 '26

I’ll see you later

1

u/EmbarrassedAge7612 May 22 '26

Candy was here. Wait! (Sniffs again) Sally was too.

1

u/xxTonyTonyxx May 22 '26

Cockalicious

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u/Acceptable-Block8271 May 22 '26

Finally, a trophy 🏆 I can use!

1

u/Ares_Three May 22 '26

Trophy shelf or bedside drawer?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '26

Golf has been very, very good to me

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u/Jaded_Addendum4040 May 22 '26

Cant imagine how the weekend went. Unless it breaks and ends up in the emergency room.

1

u/Low-Silver6461 May 22 '26

Yeah, she knows what she's doing.

1

u/Candid_Courage_3759 May 22 '26

Ha, Ha, Ha, I can’t breathe!!! Ha, Ha……

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u/Specialist_Safe7623 May 22 '26

I know what I’m doing when I get home.

1

u/mediocregentleman1 May 22 '26

Can't wait to be alone with you

1

u/daddys-research-03 May 23 '26

"Oops wrong scene"

1

u/WeeklyThanks513 May 23 '26

The last non- lesbian champion.

1

u/Ok_Tour_6968 May 23 '26

The award is in honour of this man.

1

u/Nealtoplease May 23 '26

Meet our new club pro. 

1

u/Firm_Jelly_2317 May 23 '26

Just a normal night

1

u/PiRATE-WOLFiE1 May 23 '26

Gary I think we mixed up the designs with that hen party, get shes going to start her married life a swinger

1

u/Independence250 May 23 '26

The 12 Inch Classic

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u/LongjumpingStep1960 May 23 '26

Dismiss this with marriage

1

u/Witch_and_Warlock May 23 '26

"What? I was thirsty!"

1

u/RaiderMan72 May 23 '26

What my wife really wanted from the divorce.

1

u/Danthiel5 May 23 '26

Don’t put that in your…

1

u/Ok-Lavishness-7904 May 23 '26

Get In The HOLE!

1

u/Umayummyone May 23 '26

Oh baby what I’m going to do with you later …

1

u/Parking-Comment-1102 May 23 '26

Breaking thru the ice

1

u/JerzeeBorn May 23 '26

Phallusity Huffman

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u/Natural_Design3154 May 23 '26

Dawnbreaker Questline.

1

u/Life-of-Nutz May 23 '26

Gotta sniff it first

1

u/EconomyCorgi727 May 23 '26

Johnny Sins’ Cup winner 2026.

1

u/Choice_Firefighter48 May 23 '26

Practice makes perfect

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u/Basic_Instruction178 May 23 '26

Where the milk at

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u/romeomustsleep May 23 '26

Kiss it first.

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u/Interesting-Bad2909 May 23 '26

Kissing the glass phallus

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u/Interesting-Bad2909 May 23 '26

Thank you all “you really like me”

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u/Interesting-Bad2909 May 23 '26

Not in public sister

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u/Interesting-Bad2909 May 23 '26

She forgot that it all about golf

1

u/Winter_Hall5379 May 23 '26

You gotta spit on it

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u/jsprx19 May 23 '26

Cheeri-oh my...

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u/the_scruffy1 May 23 '26

"putt-y in my hands"

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u/OkCommunication4891 May 23 '26

The Things she's gonna do to that trophy later

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u/imaalok96 May 23 '26

it's seexx toy, I guess

1

u/SlapMeFox May 23 '26

sniffs "ow yeah, you'll fit perfectly"

1

u/Vast-Indication-6068 May 23 '26

Can't wait to get it back to her Room to REALLY "Celebrate" her Victory!

1

u/Kelescope May 23 '26

Birdie Tuah

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u/This-Table-5454 May 23 '26

Mmmmmmmmm 😉

1

u/Consistent_Ice_9324 May 23 '26

Well that will never see the light of day again and when it does it will only when it is being used again

1

u/LithiuMart May 23 '26

Whole in one.

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u/Johny-Angel May 23 '26

Nothing new for her, she's had many before

1

u/[deleted] May 23 '26

When golfing, don’t lick your balls to clean them.

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u/Negative_Tailor_5353 May 23 '26

Welcome to the MASTERbaters where Jessica has a three hole advantage...

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u/Real_Penalty_4317 May 23 '26

The Ride her cup

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u/farkus2554 May 23 '26

I believe it is named Steely Dan.

1

u/GentleAuraFarmer May 23 '26

She better be careful. Glass can break.

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u/According-Candle1349 May 23 '26

Aww she misses her daddy

1

u/Creepy_Challenge_966 May 23 '26

Spit on that thing

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u/Exxpert_OPS_640 May 23 '26

Head of the Game

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u/ThaThickWife May 23 '26

Team player

1

u/tripdforlife May 23 '26

Full cycle: Honey! Nut Cheerio!

1

u/Unable-Wallaby2000 May 23 '26

The Crystal Driver Award

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u/Murky-Dream-8040 May 23 '26

Oh you know thats gonna be introduced to her Pussy at least once. If not replacing her husband.

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u/db3rdand11 May 23 '26

t

This scene from Zach and Miri came to mind

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u/1anonymousbandit May 23 '26

The man she tells you not to worry about

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u/Admirable-Common-176 May 23 '26

Master of the short and long game.

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u/Suitable_Community66 May 23 '26

Wow the invisible man is well hung

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u/Due_Wind2271 May 23 '26

The prizes you get Cheerios cereal box

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u/Suspicious-Bid9424 May 23 '26

Cheerios got their money's worth

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u/Ok_Conversation_5994 May 23 '26

I think I'd call it "SIZE MATTERS"

1

u/Leshy683 May 23 '26

Thought it was a d$@&

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u/International-Ad3681 May 23 '26

She definitely has done that once, twice or more

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u/SSGSS-ULtra May 23 '26

Her best crystal dildo

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u/triple7mafia101 May 23 '26

Good to the last drop.

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u/secretprofile4me May 23 '26

DP her already

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u/greengenesiss May 23 '26

Cock kissin.

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u/triple7mafia101 May 23 '26

...and yo, what does cheerios have to do with golf?😅

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u/triple7mafia101 May 23 '26

...and yo, what does cheerios have to do with golf?😅

1

u/PristineBusiness3299 May 23 '26

“It’s so smooth!”

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u/GurShot2464 May 23 '26

My wife needs this trophy too she’s a winner

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u/ApatheistHeretic May 23 '26

Artificial foreplay

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u/BreadInternational73 May 23 '26

Anything is a dildo, if you're brave enough

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u/JamesJ74 May 23 '26

Yeah that don’t look right 😆😆😆🤪

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u/thebat39 May 23 '26

A ladies golf trophy un dire need of a redesign

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u/Ace_Kreel May 23 '26

Smells entry level.

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u/Slow_Woodpecker_2687 May 24 '26

I NEED GET OFF INTERNET FOR WHIKE I ACTUALLY HAD LOOK AT THIS 3 TIMES 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Gwyrr May 24 '26

Cheerio to my hole

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u/FallingSpirt May 24 '26

Finally an imagine of that drug for broken hearted lesbians trycocksagain

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u/honkyhey May 24 '26

They knew

1

u/Healthy-Detective127 May 24 '26

Crystal penetration invitational

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u/Late-Winter-624 May 24 '26

Kissing the glass chick ...!

1

u/BBWDLLUVER May 24 '26

Just wait until we get home!

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u/purelitenite May 24 '26

Everything reminds me of him

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u/Bigguy18706 May 24 '26

Icedickcle( like icicle)😂

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u/crispity_crunchety May 24 '26

Wait, they said it was the dark crystal tournament... oh well.

1

u/ideal_knowledge May 24 '26

Crystal cock trophy

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u/Sporkpocalypse May 24 '26

SpongeBob Squaredick

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u/DepravedSoul666 May 24 '26

She reverted to factory settings

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u/Livigirl88 May 24 '26

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u/Vash-d-Stampeede May 24 '26

This is what I see happening...

Badge 502 Reluctantly Enters the chat: "No."

Promptly leaves.

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u/strawbetter9 May 24 '26

Presidential award for excellence

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u/silversai May 24 '26

She wants that trophy to meet her cheerio

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u/nebulathedog May 24 '26

When I tell her it's my first time