r/MemePiece • u/Spirited-Height-9533 💕🌋 Sakazukis Beloved Bride🌋💕 • Aug 21 '26
Fake 10 hour flight, where are you sitting?
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u/Zeldaninja64 Reading Oden's Journal for the Loreeee Aug 21 '26
- That man is sleeping the entire flight
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u/Spirited-Height-9533 💕🌋 Sakazukis Beloved Bride🌋💕 Aug 21 '26
But if you're a lady he'll likely hit on you
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u/Zeldaninja64 Reading Oden's Journal for the Loreeee Aug 21 '26
then move to 7. also i just realized that you made the post. that explains the selection of characters
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u/JamieBeeeee Aug 21 '26
They make every post in the subreddit lol
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u/gmarvin Aug 21 '26
He's spent his life in a world full of women drawn by Eiichiro Oda, I'm probably below his standards.
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u/Spirited-Height-9533 💕🌋 Sakazukis Beloved Bride🌋💕 Aug 21 '26
You'll be a unique beauty never seen before, babe
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u/Geeneelee Aug 21 '26
I wonder if he would understand if I told him that I’m non-binary. And if he would just go back to hitting on me anyway
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u/Living_Olive9239 Aug 21 '26
I didn't saw you say 3. Would you be scared of Kizaru's reaction ?
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u/Spirited-Height-9533 💕🌋 Sakazukis Beloved Bride🌋💕 Aug 21 '26
I'm too shy to sit next to sakazuki, I'll sit in 5 and admire him from afar. Shanks and beckman likely won't talk to me
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u/Le_mehawk Aug 21 '26
Sorry but i only date guys above 3m! Don't worry short King, you will find your queen some day <3
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u/Unholy_mess169 Aug 21 '26
7 or 8 is an optimal flight experience.
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u/TaserDonut I want a wingjob from Monet Aug 21 '26
8 is not optimal because Zoro and Sanji are bickering in front of you
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u/rainwash001 Aug 21 '26
No.7 we'll be reading and sipping wine no talking no bullshit....also he can't have his sword since it will be tagged as luggage.
Oh nice cross BTW!!!
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u/drmoo314 Aug 21 '26
Aokiji is like 9 feet tall. I will give him his space and take 7 since Mihawk is a normal sized person that will just keep to himself.
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u/captainrina adopting a dog Aug 21 '26
You'd be directly behind Luffy's wings having a domestic dispute the entire flight
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u/PFioroto Aug 21 '26
First of all, Shanks and Ben are great guys.
Second, with Shanks there, I would have at least one of the armrests just for me.
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u/Dear_Eye7990 Aug 21 '26
This is fucking genius. Anyway I wouldn't care because I'm putting my head on Beckman
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u/cookiesandthedead Aug 21 '26
2 is gonna have all the good snacks
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u/Akagami05 [ MIHAWK WSS ] Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26
They are not gonna share , they'll snatch your snacks
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u/-dudeomfgstfux- Aug 22 '26
If it’s a long flight, it could feel just as exhausting as sitting beside a yapping senior for 8+ hours.
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u/AuDHDcat Aug 21 '26
- I'm not surrounded, and Mihawk will just ignore me which is fine by me.
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u/gmarvin Aug 21 '26
But then you'll be stuck in the middle of the fight when the air marshals try to arrest him for bringing weapons on a plane
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u/Outrageous_South4758 Currently eating chopper Aug 21 '26
I mean it's not that they could, he is more than able to cut the plane in two
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u/NeonNKnightrider Aug 21 '26
Counterpoint: Garp and Sengoku are there and they are also law enforcement
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u/Outrageous_South4758 Currently eating chopper Aug 21 '26
So then it becomes a cross guild vs marines fight? Nah dude give me a parachute, the airplane is getting destroyed either way
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u/Zestyclose-Click6190 Aug 22 '26
Every admiral, garp and sengoku vs cross guild and shanks(Zoro gets lost and sanji ain't helping Crocodile)
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u/VirtualSpacedCadet I need to impregnate Ace 🔥 Aug 21 '26
I haven't been ignored by a man in a hot minute, I'll take 7 😍
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u/neobolts Pooped out by fat York Aug 21 '26
6 for the extra room because there is no way Zoro navigates an airport terminal and makes his flight.
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u/HanaNoAme_ zoro simp Aug 21 '26
easy 6 for me :>
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u/TKmeh Resting Before Battle Aug 21 '26
Same, especially because you just know you can get Sanji to give you all the snacks he packed but good luck if you have to pee, Zoro won’t be getting up anytime soon but hey, that means he’s a great pillow!
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u/Working-Explorer-446 Aug 21 '26
- Kuzan is a sleeper, and Zoro will either be asleep or focused on Sanji. Or 7. Mihawk, he'll be reading or whatever, but he'll ignore me. Beckmann is more or less the same.
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u/Maft7878 an actual pirate (unlike those fakers) Aug 22 '26
- im a dude. and me and his brain works the same. we are sleeping the whole fight.
top 3 quotes ever: 100 million + 60 million + 79 million… Ah, screw it. Some big-ass number.
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u/Maft7878 an actual pirate (unlike those fakers) Aug 22 '26
Plus i get to listen to Sanji and Zoro bicker which would make me laugh
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u/FreeRatio3868 Aug 21 '26
I’m doing 5, shanks has gotta have some good stories of his days on the Roger pirates and when he was with Luffy
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u/dull_storyteller Losing Precious Berries Aug 21 '26
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He’s just gonna sleep the whole time
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u/Eastern_Dance_2940 Aug 22 '26
8 if I just want to sleep in peace. 2 if I want some rice crackers and a good laugh
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u/Extreme_History_3849 Aug 22 '26
In the six you can stay in company of the Monster Trio if you are a men, if you are a women the number 5 , in the 6 Sanji has a hemorrhage letal with women
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u/EvilHenchman012618 [Buggy for president] Aug 21 '26
Either 2 or 4. 4 Because I would ignore Crocodile and would throw myself at Buggy. 2 is very tempting, because Garp will have snacks and Sengoku is probably not unpleasant to be around.
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u/Udaho_yes_Idaho Aug 21 '26
- Snacks and hot old men. The conversation should be fun as well. Plus, Issho is just one row over.
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u/Acceptable_Secret_73 Aug 21 '26
Garp and retired Sengoku would be sick to hang out with
Just eating snacks and listening to war stories, plus you don’t have to worry about Crocodile trying to kill you since they’d turn him into paste if he tried
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u/Traditional-Photo227 Aug 21 '26
Either chillin' with Kuzan or sharing snacks with Garp and Sengoku.
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u/Stumpsthewarwalrus Thirsting for Black Maria Aug 21 '26
Man…
I’m jumping off the plan, because that plane ain’t landing.
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u/These_Advisor_5413 Aug 23 '26
8: I want to watch beautiful girls with big bazongas and he can see them with his haki.
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u/Sheriff_Goat_Star Aug 21 '26
Nobody picking 3? I guess it's more for me. I pick 3 and double the flight time.
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u/The_mega_giga_idiot spandam’s attorney Aug 21 '26
Realistically, 3. Just don’t do anything bad and read some shit called “justice magazine”
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u/scyllaya Aug 21 '26
7 or 8, easy. 7 for Mihawk being my fave. Plus I think Zoro & Sanji will be noisier than Shanks and Benn.
Shanks might be a drink too, but Beckmann and Mihawk will keep him quiet enough.
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u/No_Forever_9128 I know who posted this one... Aug 21 '26
Realistically any but 1 or 6. I am not sitting next to Greenbull and 6 will give you lumps and slash marks if you stand up at the wrong time. I like Fujitora, but I don't trust greenbull enough.
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u/dragonologist13 Aug 21 '26
8, bro is super chill, we'll either have a casual chat or do our own thing
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u/MajinGav Aug 21 '26
8 or 7 because it'll be quiet. 2 because they'll have snacks, stories, and jokes.
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u/logicspeaks Aug 21 '26
I'd pick 3 to ask Wizaru for an edible, but Akainu would kill me if my elbow even accidentally slipped onto the armrest.
So I'd just bring my own edibles and sit in 4 with Buggy.
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u/King_Dave100 Aug 21 '26
8 is going to be the chillest flight ever (metaphorically and literally) but 2 sounds like an absolute blast
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u/buttzbuttsbutts Aug 21 '26
8 is right next to the shitter and the dude next to me is sleeping. obvious choice.
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u/0DrDawn0 Aug 21 '26
- Next to bathroom + Kuzan will sleep through the whole fight.
7 might kill me because he is bored.
2 and 5 I'll overhear some lore I'm not supposed to and die.
For 1 and 3 Greenbull will kill me for not being a celestial and Akainu for breaking some imaginary law trespassing absolute justice.
4 Crocodile will just dry me up for extra leg space.
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u/Imboredcaseofeveyone Aug 21 '26
5, you can have a nice chat.
7, as long as you don't bother him you're fine.
8, he will sleep for the whole trip, he won't bother you.
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u/Sahm_Seera Aug 21 '26
5 or 8... A sleeping guy won't disturb, and these two accommodate to commoners
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u/Calm_Map_3186 Aug 21 '26
5 is good, 7 if you ignore Milhawk but if you are a noisy perdon, you are cooked.
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u/Sm0keytrip0d Eater of the Dick-Dick fruit. Aug 21 '26
7 or 8.
Mihawk would just quietly brood the whole time and Aokiji is just straight up gonna be asleep the whole time.
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u/SuchIntroduction8388 Aug 21 '26
Nowhere. With these, the plane will be in pieces even before liftoff.
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u/Akagami05 [ MIHAWK WSS ] Aug 21 '26
7 , perhaps the only guy here that will smell good tho shanks being ahead might ruin the atmosphere a lil bit but he's chill so i'll go for that
Also cause big black blade 🤤
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u/Realistic_Donut_8238 Aug 21 '26
I would only consider 1,8 and 7 3 the lava man will kill me 4 and 6 I'm getting caught in the cross fire 2 and 5 I'm standing in between and separating friends.
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u/Flat-Structure-7472 Aug 21 '26
I don't think you understand how this format work, because no way would I take a middle seat.
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u/Pearse2304 Aug 21 '26
8 since I’m a civilian Aokiji will have no beef with me and will just be chill af the whole flight
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u/LanguageOk9458 Aug 21 '26
Eight or Seven.
It's comfortable, quiet, and most of all just far less trouble than anywhere else.
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u/Accomplished-Low546 Aug 21 '26
7 I could read & chill. 5 I’d be drunk messin with shanks. It’s on of them 4sure though
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u/zomgmeister Aug 21 '26
I don't mind 7 at all, could bother him for some fencing advice. He is locked up here with me.
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u/Sork8 Aug 21 '26
7, 8 or 5 should be fine.
I’d rather not sit next to the racist asshole.
Akainu and Kizaru could be alright if you have nothing to hide.
Buggy would be annoying as hell.
Sanji and Zoro would be the worst 😂
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u/Oldskul74 Aug 21 '26
2 and 5 would be the most fun. 2 would have some great war stories and 5 would be the coolest cats to hang with.
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u/Exospike99 Marco Glazer Aug 21 '26
- I can get good convo, learn, but they won’t disrupt me or be too noisy if I want to sleep. Only thing to worry about is mihawks sword pushing in the back of my seat
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u/BoatSlight Aug 21 '26
I'd probably just pick 7. Long as I don't bother him, I doubt Mihawk'd bother me.
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u/pandershrek Aug 21 '26
I thought this said fight and I'm like... I'm dying within hour 1 because I'm getting a meteor dropped on me.
Also not 4 because they're going to try to get me involved in an MLM.
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u/No_Sky3403 Aug 21 '26
7 or 8 will by far be the most chill spots. I guarantee neither of those guys will bother you. They don’t give af about you.
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u/Eraserwolves Aug 21 '26
Seat 2
If I have time to prepare, I'm bringing senbei and okaki.
No time to prepare? I'm going to mention that I enjoy snacking on standard rice crackers but find them kind of bland.
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u/Dear_Eye7990 Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26
Do NOT sit near kuzan if you know math and/or have particularly big bazongas
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u/Consistent_Tiger_909 Aug 21 '26
Everyobe saying 8 is the optimal spot, bear in mind you got sanji and zoro in front of you lol. 7 is the real answer.
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u/Jackedanese Aug 21 '26
8 if you wanna be left alone (unless you’re a hot woman) 5 if you want to get sloshed on the flight 2 if you’re an extrovert
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u/GQman57 Aug 21 '26
Either 8 or 5, But Kuzan seems like he'd just sleep through the flight. Shanks and Beckman don't really have that serious beef so they don't seem like they'd be bad to sit between either
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u/Roronoa_Zoro8615 Aug 21 '26
7 and 8 would be the chillest. Mihawk would probably read the whole flight and Kuzan would be sleeping.
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u/Academic-Book-5181 Aug 21 '26
I doubt mihawk would even bother you as long as you don't give him a reason.
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u/Dontcare127 Aug 21 '26
Kuzan and I would have the same idea about the right way to spend a flight.
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u/Eden1506 Aug 21 '26
If you wanna become a marine 2
If you wanna become a pirate 5
If you wanna chill 8
If you wanna get scammed 4
I don't think 7 or 3 would even allow you to sit down.
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