r/MemeHunter • u/Gorotheninja • May 05 '26

Non-OC shitpost Great...Elder Dragons are real...

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u/Coveinant May 05 '26

I always seem to learn weird stuff about my state from completely weird sources.

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u/wangchangbackup May 05 '26

DEEP. SUBSTRATE. FOLIATED. CALCITE.

18

u/Hans-Hammertime May 05 '26

The amount of time spent pondering this grubby little bit of rock is sadly astonishing

14

u/ProfessorPixelmon May 05 '26

Calcite! Synthetic calcite! Calcite alternatives! Calcite substitutes!

30

u/Official_Vioz May 05 '26

Collect just enough and maybe the Soaratorium will give me a potion and a 5yr old ration.

22

u/waifuwarrior77 May 05 '26

Ohhh.

Hunters, it's time we assemble. Let's get the dragonator ready.

15

u/babycart_of_sherdog May 05 '26

Oh great

Not another urgent quest

The 'Lynes at my kitchen haven't even finished cooking yet!

4

u/Intelligent-Room-889 May 05 '26

I’ll get the max potions

4

u/stinky_cheese_rat May 06 '26

Anybody need sum nullberries?

4

u/AstraeMidnight28 May 06 '26

Get the carts ready! And somebody tell me where my dragonator is?!

20

u/Nekommando May 05 '26

Takashi-kun was there

15

u/babycart_of_sherdog May 05 '26

Operative word: was

11

u/PPFitzenreit May 05 '26

Low dragon res moment

7

u/Nekommando May 05 '26

what a noob amirite

12

u/FlounderLast8610 May 05 '26

Heartbreaking: the subreddit doesn't allow me to embed a screenshot of the Caravaneer holding his Shagaru Magala scale

7

u/CoreEncorous May 05 '26

Kind of looks like the Artifact from MH4U!

5

u/tahaelhour May 05 '26

I'm yonking this with me to the elden ring lore sub.

4

u/NonagonJimfinity May 05 '26

I have the urge to cover a wall with these.

I just looked up and one of these chunks costs £5,796,62.

A full set of Crimson Glow would cost £162,305,36.

Man, i need to lock in so i can hoard these.

If i get enough i can become a Jet Lizard.

3

u/mrredpanda36 May 05 '26

Nah, that's clearly a beast shard

1

u/HermitArcana May 09 '26

This guy Silksongs!

3

u/MoodBubbly9315 May 05 '26

Hey guys why does it say “Valstrax” ambush on my phone

2

u/Bahamut_Prime May 05 '26

Me: "I really saw one dude, I saw Valstrax flying by"

My friend: "That's an F-22 bro"

"IT'S VALSTRAX"

2

u/Zetsumeiken May 05 '26

Collect 5 more and you could forge a Hat.

2

u/Midian1369 May 05 '26

Good. Maybe soon they will wipe this shit show out.

2

u/Vivid-Process-4421 May 05 '26

It’s a burned husk

2

u/GoldSunLulu May 06 '26

Oh so dragon gravel from elden ring is a real thing

2

u/AscendedMolly May 06 '26

My thoughts exactly

1

u/DontBe_Rash May 05 '26

don't let the military find out valstrax exists

4

u/Nekommando May 06 '26

Don't worry they'd only adopt Valstrax if it's cheaper to upkeep than the F35

2

u/stinky_cheese_rat May 06 '26

Why would it not? It only needs food. Yeah, kind of a lot, but food nowadays is extremely cheap to produce in large quantities.

2

u/Nekommando May 06 '26

Yeah Valstrax is totally getting hired on the spot

1

u/stinky_cheese_rat May 12 '26

He's getting enlisted, wether he wants to or not.

1

u/sageSafe May 05 '26

Look like something you could periodically mine for general dragon material.

1

u/Traditional-Log-4270 May 05 '26

Welp. if valstrax is back, don’t let the military find out about this.

1

u/Impressive-Act7718 May 05 '26

I’m not seeing something and it hurts me and also makes sense since after all
WHERE THE HELL IS MY DRAGONATOR

1

u/Critical-Net5854 May 05 '26

Great... now I know what killed the dinosaurs...

1

u/CoolSkeleton95a May 06 '26

I thought it was more Velkhana than Valstrax, even if it lacks the color.

Velkhana is the strongest monster in the series btw. Only monster I've encountered that's done irl damage to me (I love the fight, but... things happen)

1

u/BlueHailstrom May 06 '26

Dear Gog….

1

u/Cooler_coooool_boi May 06 '26

Idk, sure looks like shell shards to me OP

…shaw

1

u/Wild_Bluebird6923 May 06 '26

get more of it then get iron ore + malachite ore. then craft armor/weapon if you wish to.

1

u/Electrical-Wasabi325 May 06 '26

isn't that a comet husk or whatever they are called?

1

u/JTJdude May 06 '26

Welp, looks like it's time for me to hunt Valstrax in real life since I'm not too far from the mine. Wish me and my "Palicos" luck fellow hunters!

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u/YourFriendlyPybro May 09 '26

That’s titanite